This ginormous marketing spam was left as a comment on WUWT on the thread:
Seeing as to how it was left on my blog, I see it as fair game. All you have to do is add these magic tablets to your gas tank and your troubles with gasoline vehicles mileage and emissions just disappear!
Only one problem, this seems to be a reincarnation of:
Attorney General Abbott Shuts Down Pyramid Scheme That Marketed Bogus Fuel Pill
BioPerformance ordered to return more than $7 million to victims of pyramid scheme
AUSTIN – Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott today stopped a Dallas-based pyramid scheme from illegally marketing the so-called “top secret gas pill” that it falsely claimed would increase fuel efficiency in automobiles. The Attorney General’s settlement with BioPerformance and its owners, Lowell Mims and Gustavo Romero, prevents the defendants from continuing to deceptively market their products and ends the State’s eight-month legal action against the company. Press release here
Apparently, there are people that fall for this “green gas additive”. With gas prices on the rise, we’ll surely see more of these. Here’s the pitch:
Tom Gregan
greengasglobal@xxxx.com
Submitted on 2011/04/25 at 6:42 pm
Hello,
I was just on your web site today and I love it. I am also an Eco Green Company
proud owner and we both have something very unique in common. My company’s
philosophy is “Be Part Of The Solution …Not The Pollution.” I am looking
to form an alliance with a company like yours that has the same vision and
mission for our families and world for the future.
I am not going to try to sell you anything but to see if both our companies can
work together and support each other’s business and help our neighbors and
the world at hand. I have been in business with my husband Tom for over 13
years and one of our main objectives is to introduce innovative, cost savings
Eco friendly proven products to our clients and friends. We have such an opportunity.
As business owners, we are always looking to the future and trying to capture the
opportunities that are ahead of the “TREND” and are positioned perfectly in today’s
world economy that also supports the “Eco Green” movement.
We have such an opportunity in GreenFootGlobal.com/freegas.
Getting more to the point:
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The “credibility and “reputation” of our Drive Green, Save Green product is as follows:
1. The engineering and chemistry of our product has won the “Nobel” prize.
No other company world wide can say this.
2. EnviroTabs is EPA registered.
3. EnviroTabs has a world wide “Patent”.
4. EnviroTabs reduces harmful emissions up to 85%……YES!!! 85%.
5. EnviroTabs increases your MPG up to 38%…(tremendous gas savings).
6. EnviroTabs lowers your maintenance costs
(truck oil changes are now at 40,000+ miles between oil changes)
………………..and so many more documented benefits….see the links below.
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At Greenfoot Global, our goal is to reduce the world’s dependency on fossil fuels
and also reduce emissions in at least 10% of the world’s vehicles. By using and
promoting EnviroTabs, you can do your part to help the planet. In looking at your
web site and the great Eco service and product you offer, it seems that our
Drive Green, Save Green product complements your company’s mission and I
would ask you to consider an alliance in marketing and advertising our product.
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You will find additional info in the links below. I know that you are really busy and
taking on another opportunity may be the last thing you want to do. But if it makes
money from day one and lines up with your mission ……..then you need to take a
serious look at it. This has a world wide impact and opportunity and is ahead
of the “TREND”.
Let’s talk soon to discuss how we can form an alliance with your business today
and the other opportunities you may have tomorrow. Or you can email with your
interest and questions.
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The following are some good links & info (a small sample of what we are about):
Copy & Paste the links below if needed
1. Intro Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1N-yLx68os
2. How It works Questions & Answers (the science starts at 2.37…one of my favorites..)
3. GFG Math Class…can I make money?
4. Testimonials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me_JFoTMAks
5. Testimonials #2 ….You Have To See This…Real Business Owners and People
http://www.youtube.com/djkmarkets#p/u
Thank you and have a great Eco green day.
PS: Visit my website below.
Sue
Sue & Tom Gregan
www.GreenFootGlobal.com/freegas
412-xxx-xxxx
“See You At The Pump”
Go Green, Drive Green, Save Green, Make Green
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Quite a few of these snake oil vendors were spotted in former East Germany after the fall of the Wall, ca. 1990-1992, peddling steel wool mats to improve the somewhat low milegae of those Trabbis and Wartburgs. But why “Climate craziness of the week”? As far as Green Solutions & Schemes go (think biofuels), these guys definitely belong to the saner of more realistic end of the spectrum.
It strikes me how even a savage can miss the obvious point that if this worked, the fuel producers (Exxon, BP, etc.) would be scrambling over one another to gain licence to the product, or to reverse engineer and improve upon it. If Exxon could gain exclusive rights and add it to their own fuel, who would buy obviously inferior fuel? Of course it DOESN’T work. I simply do not understand how people can be so shortsighted and gullible.
The one that worked, tetraethyl lead, was removed by edict following some rather suspect Establishment science and suppression of minority views. Is there a lesson there?
Think of it as carbon credits for the poor. Doesn’t do a damn thing, but it makes you feel better about yourself, and who is to say that’s not worth a couple bucks? /sarc
Really, this product sums up the entire green movement nicely.
And then there’s Van Jones and the Pachamama Alliance . http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/04/25/obama-adviser-van-jones-helping-push-rights-mother-nature/
I’ll just wait until The Doctor can wave his sonic screwdriver at my current vehicle and improve the performance and mileage at the same time. After all, I don’t want to contribute to the Sonaran invasion force which needs to transform our atmosphere into clone feed. /humor begin cup of coffee
Hey,
I bought some of those. Great stuff with some unadvertised features. Here’s the before pic and, after a week of these tabs, here’s the after pic.
Great stuff man, I’m tellin’ ya.
(wink, wink)
Actually,
I invented a gas saving device that’s guaranteed to work. And I even describe it here for free!!
Screw a 1 inch (25mm) thick piece of wood to the back of the gas pedal. What costs fuel is having the gas pedal go to its built-in stop as designed by the car manufacturers (no doubt encouraged by the sleazy oil companies). Moving that stop up by about 25mm will allow you to thumb your nose at those money grabbers.
(/sarc off)
Seriously,
in 2008, during the last run-up in gas prices I saw a post on a car enthusiast forum:
The poster noticed that his gas gauge was indicating higher when going downhill. He also noticed that his car uses less fuel going down a hill. His suggested solution was to put really tall tires on rear of the car. His reasoning was that this way the cars fuel injection computer “thinks” its going down a hill and injects less gas.
Berényi Péter says:
April 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm
“The mirthless First Law of Marketing is this:
1. Half the populace is dumber than average.”
Dumber than the median, actually. 😉
I worked for a fellow back in the 80’s who had this brilliant idea of pressure carburetor
and heating the gasoline to vapor then injecting it into the carb, problem: Vapor of gasoline is highly volatile. Explosive. Especially in your Chevy van full of petroleum
products.
Burned a nice crater in the local county road.
Only the left and right wheels were recognizable.
His wife was driving. she had the good sense to get out
when she heard the *pop* .
She also got behind a bridge abutment, for the inevitable BOOM.
Called the fire dept from a nearby farm.
Then her attorney….
I read on the Greenfoot Global site that their product is registered with the EPA. It’s true, I checked.
According to the EPA site, registration of a product, “involves providing a chemical description of the product and certain technical, marketing and health-effects information.”
Thus, despite the fact that the public may never know what Envirotabs actually are, the EPA does and is also well aware of how the product is being marketed. Isn’t it funny how these “scams” are shut down because they are pyramid schemes, not because their products are a rip-off. If that were the case, the EPA would certainly share in the financial responsibility.
a jones’s reminiscences remind me that similar scams popped up in the US during the 70’s fuel crises.
One idea was to stick magnets on the carburetor; I guess they magically aligned the fuel molecules in perfect harmonic convergence or something.
I can also remember people (well actually engineers, not people) making the same joke as Warren’s above–use all those products guaranteed to reduce fuel consumption by 10%, 20%, 30% and produce more gas than you burn.
reminds me of those claims to get 150 miles a gallon to the heavy 1960 era cadillacs.
sorry you cannot move X tons of steel 150 miles without considerable energy.
no magic out there no matter how many liberals think there is.
We shouldn’t be surprised, automotive snake oil fuel/ignition/whatever schemes come around every few years.
I enountered a sports car racing team who believed the scam of little plugs to be installed between ignition wire and distributor. But they were open enough to later tell people it was nonsense, that they made a mistake in believing the hype.
When I see scams like this, I realize that I would be a whole lot richer if I didn’t have any personal ethics…
Some folks might be in a position to do this for improved gas mileage…Find a junk yard and a differently geared rear-end. I did and saw immediate changes to my wallet.
John says:
April 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
hey John I hope you changed your speedometer drive as well or what you are measuring would not otherwise be accurate. normally it is driven by the transmission and is set to the factory rear end gear ratio.
There is one useful thing you can do to improve fuel burn efficiency by a small percentage in a gas engine. Clocking the spark plugs – old racers trick. I won’t describe it here, since the technique is widely available on the web.
“Registered with the EPA” doesn’t mean the EPA endorses the claims of emission reductions, fuel economy improvement, etc. The EPA is interested in only two things: (1) that the additive doesn’t increase pollutants, and (2) it doesn’t damage the emission control parts of the engine, including the exhaust catalytic converter.
So “registered with the EPA” only says it probably won’t hurt your vehicle. It says nothing about whether it works or not.
See:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode42/usc_sec_42_00007545—-000-.html
Which says in part:
“(a) Authority of Administrator to regulate
The Administrator may by regulation designate any fuel or fuel additive (including any fuel or fuel additive used exclusively in nonroad engines or nonroad vehicles) and, after such date or dates as may be prescribed by him, no manufacturer or processor of any such fuel or additive may sell, offer for sale, or introduce into commerce such fuel or additive unless the Administrator has registered such fuel or additive in accordance with subsection (b) of this section.
(b) Registration requirement
(1) For the purpose of registration of fuels and fuel additives, the Administrator shall require—
(A) the manufacturer of any fuel to notify him as to the commercial identifying name and manufacturer of any additive contained in such fuel; the range of concentration of any additive in the fuel; and the purpose-in-use of any such additive; and
(B) the manufacturer of any additive to notify him as to the chemical composition of such additive.
(2) For the purpose of registration of fuels and fuel additives, the Administrator shall, on a regular basis, require the manufacturer of any fuel or fuel additive—
(A) to conduct tests to determine potential public health and environmental effects of the fuel or additive (including carcinogenic, teratogenic, or mutagenic effects); and
(B) to furnish the description of any analytical technique that can be used to detect and measure any additive in such fuel, the recommended range of concentration of such additive, and the recommended purpose-in-use of such additive, and such other information as is reasonable and necessary to determine the emissions resulting from the use of the fuel or additive contained in such fuel, the effect of such fuel or additive on the emission control performance of any vehicle, vehicle engine, nonroad engine or nonroad vehicle, or the extent to which such emissions affect the public health or welfare.
Tests under subparagraph (A) shall be conducted in conformity with test procedures and protocols established by the Administrator. The result of such tests shall not be considered confidential.”
From Dave Bob on April 26, 2011 at 9:29 am:
Nowadays they sell magnets that are stuck onto the gas lines. The magnetic field must really penetrate the steel wall of the line to make such impressive changes. It must be a good product, they’ve been selling them for decades. Just look at this Google search. They even sell them on Amazon! What greater assurance of their quality do you need?
To General P. Malaise:
sure did…measuring correctly…savings are real…estimated time to recover investment ~6 months
I remember in the sixties being told by a workmate that he was buying a special additive that gave him more than a 10% increase in his mpg. All he had to do was add a pint bottle of this wonder-working additive for every gallon of petrol he put in his tank. I had a look at it, and what do you know, it smelled just like petrol. The clever part was that the con-man told him that he would get a 10% improvement, when of course it would be more than that. My workmate was impressed by the modesty of his claims!
“”””” DirkH says:
April 26, 2011 at 8:29 am
Berényi Péter says:
April 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm
“The mirthless First Law of Marketing is this:
1. Half the populace is dumber than average.”
Dumber than the median, actually. 😉 Well of course the sample size is large enough and normal enough to follow a Gaussian Distribution; in which case the mean and the median would be the same.
Blimey, I bet the tab is also good for cleaning the loo!
This falls somewhere between Eco-fraud and Eco-marketing.. may be we need a new term ‘Eco scam’…
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