Friday Funny #1 – 7 of 11 10 must be bad

Josh of cartoons by Josh writes to go along with his newest cartoons:

Paragraph Updated: This week we had stories about how climate indicators show that the globe is warming.

(7 or 11 depending on how confused you get by the story – H/t Matt at WUWT for helping me out here)

Not very controversial, you might say – but the slightly nutty tone attracted my attention – “See the climate is getting hotter therefore we are doomed” kind of thing. Not sure where the idea of breakfast cereal and Kool Aid Kats came from.

Talking of nutty flakiness, here is another story at Roger Pielke Jr on ‘Silly Science’ about the vast hordes of Mexicans that are set to invade the US as soon as it get too hot in Mexico. Why the penguin? Well, all the Colombians will be moving to Mexico and all the Ecuadorians to Columbia and all the Peruvians, etc etc…leaving Chile free to become home to all the Antarctic penguins – at least I think that’s the logic.

Michael Oppenheimer even wrote a response which was inspiring.

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Noelene
July 30, 2010 11:45 am

Michael Oppenheimer even wrote a response which was inspiring.
hehe

Slioch
July 30, 2010 11:50 am

Matt has already made the point, but it bears repetition.
The opening statement, “This week we had stories about how 7 out of 11 climate indicators show that the globe is warming” is wrong. That means it is not true.
It is not 7 out of 11 climate indicators that show warming. It is 11 out of 11. See: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/bams-state-of-the-climate/2009-time-series/
What is it with you that you cannot even report a simple message such as that without falsifying it? What is the point of making a statement that is so obviously, blatantly false. Is it incompetence or deliberate mendacity that leads you to utter such falsehoods?

Manitoba Ken
July 30, 2010 11:54 am

ShrNfr, I knew you were kidding but if we have to relive the cold of my youth as it was in the 60s & 70s there could well be a bunch more of us climate refugees from the Great White North looking for relief. I wouldn’t mind being a winter Texan even now. 🙂

Editor
July 30, 2010 12:02 pm

Matt, I think you are entirely correct and it is nice to be precise. My excuse is that by the time I had finished the article by Juliette Jowitt my head was full of seven sources for seven risings, and four fallings, all of which looked dubious, as they did to James Sexton too.
So I took a wild guess, which is probably all we can expect from climate science models.
But I will correct my website and H/t you. Thanks!

July 30, 2010 12:07 pm

Finally, the good folks at
http://realclimate.org/
have abolished their website. Try the new version of the server. “We could no longer propagate all the myths, lies and misconceptions,” Gavin Schmidt said. “Al Gore’s contributions haven’t been sufficient since the moment when he was found to sexually attack 3 women.”
REPLY: Somehow, skeptics will get blamed for RC being down. Heh – Anthony

Peter
July 30, 2010 12:18 pm

Remember when it was, “7 out of 10 doctors smoke L***y S****e”
It seems ridiculous just thinking about it now.

July 30, 2010 12:28 pm

Isn’t it sad that a very natural and predictable 30 year Pacific Decadal Oscillation can be turned into ‘unstoppable’, ‘irreversible’ anthropogenic climate change!
Between 1880 and 2000 there were two interlaced global cooling episodes and two global warming episodes.
Guess where we’re heading now? Not just another global cooling episode, but a Grand Solar Minimum. Hold onto your hats and get out the snow shoes!

Editor
July 30, 2010 1:03 pm

John from CA – nice, lots of possibilities there, thanks.

tallbloke
July 30, 2010 1:04 pm

Sean Peake says:
July 30, 2010 at 8:10 am (Edit)
The upper cartoon reminds me of the new cereal, California Granola—made up of a variety of nuts but mostly flakes 🙂 (h/t: Frank Zappa)

Some people’s hot
Some people’s cold
Some people’s not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If only they knew it
The pyjama people are boring me to pieces
Feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up ‘n down ’em
A little trap-door back aroun’ ’em
An’ some cozy little footies on their mind
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Mother Mary ‘n Jozuf, I wish they’d all go away!
Po-jama people!
It’s a po-jama people special . . .
Take one home with you, save a dollar today
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Wrap ’em up
Roll ’em out
Get ’em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Etc. and so on.
Zappa did some great stuff. 🙂

Editor
July 30, 2010 1:14 pm

Slioch – I go for utter incompetence myself.
But Anthony reports my incompetence completely correctly.

John Trigge
July 30, 2010 1:51 pm

There are 3 kinds of people in the world – those that can count and those that cannot.
Which band do the warmists fall into?

u.k.(us)
July 30, 2010 1:57 pm

I wasn’t sure if RC references were frowned upon here, so I didn’t comment here about one of RC’s recent posts, entitled: Happy 35th birthday, global warming!
It was the first time I visited RC, just wanted to check out the competition, and it was the most recent post.
Happy Birthday???, WUWT.

James
July 30, 2010 2:27 pm

Actually all 11 indicators showed warming signals… but who’s counting.

Gary
July 30, 2010 2:33 pm

It is currently 91F and the weather is glorious. Tell me again what’s wrong with heat? I’m loving it! Greets from the South of the U.S.A. Wife just made fried chicken, mashed potatoes and skillet gravy. Sittin’ down with ice tea for dinner. Watermelon to be served afterward. We will be sittin’ on the deck in full sunshine, soaking in the rays. Summer is wonderful. I hope I have enough wood cut for the coming winter. Winter always worries me, and they’ve been decidedly more worrisome these past 3 years. What will 2010-2011 be like? My cement driveway cracked last winter! Cold, cold, cold.
Did I mention how much we love the sun? Going outside now…

wayne
July 30, 2010 3:09 pm

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/bams-state-of-the-climate/2009-time-series/?ts=snow
Wow! Little NH snow reported in recent years. Just picking the cherries?
Now who remembers 2009? Or, has it just been swept under the rug.

Keith G
July 30, 2010 4:05 pm

The “7 of 11” article had this disingenuous information:
“One key data set omitted was sea ice in the Antarctic, because it was increasing in some areas and decreasing in others, due to reduced ozone causing changes in wind patterns and sea-surface circulation. This data set showed no clear trend, said Stott. ”
No clear trend!?!?! No, more like a too-clear trend…up up up.
Why doesn’t the AGW crowd just whip up a study saying that the increasing Antarctic ice extent is due to increased precipitation, which is due to increased humidity, due to increased temperature, and we’re all going to die? It seems they’re missing an opportunity here.

bob
July 30, 2010 4:15 pm

NH snow cover for 2009 is in there, more than 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007 and 2008, but less than 2001, 2003, 2005, and 2006.
It’s a pretty noisy signal though
http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/bams-state-of-the-climate/2009-time-series/?ts=snow

rbateman
July 30, 2010 5:09 pm

7 out of 11 climatologists prefer to say it’s warming.
10 out of 11 climatologists prefer to say it’s cooling.
How is this so?
6 out of 11 climatologists prefer to say both, but the pollies are not telling you everything.
And there you have the error bars.

July 30, 2010 6:27 pm
899
July 30, 2010 10:23 pm

[snip – clean it up, sojer. ~ Evan]

David Ball
July 31, 2010 11:18 pm

Manitoba Ken and ShNfr, Just a little interesting aside of your discussion, some of the most beautiful parts of Canada (albeit insect laden) are, as I am sure you are aware, called the Canadian Shield. Which just happened to be created by a mile thick layer of ice scraping the earth to the bedrock not that long ago, really. I have always thought “Survivor” should do a series in the Lake of the Woods region !! In the Shield there are two seasons known as Winter and Mosquito!!! I might watch the show then.