Elevated from a comment left on WUWT about the Quote of the Week – sensationalizing for the greater good. See note below.
Brad Keyes
climatenuremberg.com Submitted on 2014/01/21 at 9:57 pm
As the poster of the “astonishing statement,” I have been distressed, disturbed and demoralised by a tattoo of remarkably closely-synchronised assaults on my integrity launched from the direction of the flat-earthosphere. Obviously I can’t even begin to put myself in the shoes of a world-leading researcher like Dr Michael Mann, but I now know exactly how he felt in the darkest hour of his own Garden of Gethsemane*: hounded by politicians crowing over every typo, dogged by deniers baying for blood, ratted out by soi-disant “colleagues” and and mobbed by the bleating, myth-parroting mouthpieces of the Murdocracy (or should I say HERDocracy).
I’ve always gone out of my way to display patience and tolerance for folks who voice doubts, misconceptions and incomplete knowledge regarding climate change, even if their questions have been soundly debunked and/or dismissed by scientists, provided (of course) that their difference of opinion is a matter of sincere ignorance; but it seems it was naive of me to hope for your folks’ respect in return!
To those who have described my comment as “plagiarism” (a mastertrope of dog-whistling, ad hominem and Islamophobia obviously intended to liken me to Edward Wegman’s “foreign,” “non-American,” “A-rab!!!” grad student):
Paranoid much? Think “Skeptically” for a second. If I were stealing statements from climate scientists then how, pray tell, could I have obtained sentences like:
“THEY are not just scientists but human beings as well. And like most people THEY’D like to see the world a better place… So THEY have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts THEY might have.”
Notice how I refer to climate scientists in the 3RD PERSON? Are you seriously suggesting these are Steve Schneider’s expressions? LOL—OK, riiiight. How anybody could be familiar with the Professor’s lectures and writings on the planetary climate crisis without noticing his favoritism towards the 1st person is beyond me. Even for climate-debate standards, that would be tone-deaf.
The passage you thought you recognized was, in fact, a PARAPHRASE of the climate-scientific ethics Schneider expounded so memorably in a wide-ranging Discovery interview.
Sure, it was that article which first opened my mind—and that of a whole generation of non-climate-scientist readers—to these ideas, but I’ve met literally dozens of climate consensualists who’d confirm and agree with Schneider’s principles, so it seems both supererogatory and arbitrary to demand I attribute them to the individual researcher who just happened to articulate them first/ best to a muggle audience.
We’re having a discussion (or Conversation) about the way **climate science** works (and how it differs from the public’s idealized, black-and-white caricature of science as “just the truth, ma’am”)—which didn’t die with the late great Professor Schneider!
This is something around which many misconceptions still exist—let’s raise some awareness. Imagine how much colder the planet would be if so-called Skeptics stopped being so negative and made constructive contributions?
Instead of impugning my entire life’s work (what’s next? rats on the doorstep? a burning cross on my lawn?), you folks could do some CLIMATE COMMUNICATION with the people who read The Conversation—most of whom, in my experience, still labor under the understandable misconception that climate scientists are pure, dispassionate, asexual truth-machines, who have seen the future and describe their observations. There’s still nowhere near enough appreciation (let alone sympathy) out there for the bewildering flowchart of moral dilemmas, compromises and pitfalls scientists began to encounter (starting about 25 years ago) when determining how, what, to whom and what not to communicate.
Yours in defending the science,
Brad
* Speaking of trials, it seems someone upthread has had the audacity to take a soundbite from the Bible completely out of context and imply that it is somehow incompatible with Schneiderian/Mullerian/Kopaczian climate ethics:
“Why not say–as some slanderously claim that we say–”Let us do evil that good may result”? Their condemnation is just!”
Pure disinformation. While technically this is an accurate statement by God (or his Greek interpreter), my critic disingenuously fails to mention that it does NOT come from a climate scientist. In fact Christ and his apostles hadn’t even heard of the work of Arrhenius, so their ethical code, while admirable for the time, was obviously unable to take into account the seriousness of the apocalypse now facing us (if one believes the IPCC’s revelations)—and it is grossly dishonest to insinuate (by omission) that two millennia of advancements and rethinks in ethics, most dramatically in the last two decades, never occurred!
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NOTE: for somebody who espouses “patience and tolerance” in one paragraph, while using the “flat earth” and other less savory labels in the next certainly suggests your claim isn’t rooted in sincerity, something also indicated by your About Page. However, in fairness to you, since we covered your statement (via Susan Crockford’s polar bear blog) in Quote of the Week – sensationalizing for the greater good. I’m giving your rebuttal full visibility. – Anthony
“Obviously I can’t even begin to put myself in the shoes of a world-leading researcher like Dr Michael Mann,”
The first of many laugh out loud moments.
OK, I think I just answered the question.
He is a very fine satirist as I first thought.
Obviously I can’t even begin to put myself in the shoes of a world-leading researcher like Dr Michael Mann
Obviously I can’t even begin to put myself in the shoes of such an ignoramus.
Having gone back and read the original piece at http://climatenuremberg.com/ …
Dear me, liberally larded with the usual conflation of AGW scepticism with Holocaust denial, as fine a baseless, anti-scientific rant as I’ve seen from a bedwetter in a long while.
What a nasty, abusive rant, it demonstrates perfectly why I have taken to referring to Brad and his deluded ilk as McScientists.
And as for his incoherent whine above, has anyone offered him a tissue?
Mark Steyn is a satirist. Read him to see how it’s done. When all’s said and nothing’s done, it this guy anything but a troll?
OK, if it’s satire, withdraw my comment.
A reason for the confusion as to whether the author was serious or not:
Recall Poe’s law and it’s variants: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody Warmist beliefs in such a way that someone won’t mistake it for the genuine article.”
or, in a variation of Arthur C. Clarke’s old law of technology, “Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook.”
It can’t be satire as he holds Stephen Schneider is high regard. Plus I read The Conversation every day precisely to see what higher ed in Australia wants people to believe are the currently important issues. They all skew to implanting the need for transformative change.
This post yesterday from the UK shows just what we are dealing with under the heading of climate change. http://www.rsablogs.org.uk/2014/socialbrain/creative-response-climate-change/ “It’s not just environmental.”
No kidding.
Dear Mr. Keyes,
If this is your idea of ‘science’, please ask yourself: would you accept this same viewpoint from a virologist or oncologist? They should just tweak the numbers if it was politically advantageous for them to get noticed or grants?
What a pompous little gasbag.
I thought I had seen everything, now this…
Hoisted by his own retard.
I don’t have to read Brad to admire the balancing act; the comments give it away.
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Satire layered upon satire and done so well it is like an Onion article that has suckered everyone in to believing the author, in his matter of fact rewording, or in some cases /sarc on/-OMG! actually plagiarizing- /sarc off/ of some of the warmest of warmists, actually believes the crap he is sarcastically respewing for us to laugh at!!! LMAO! Well done, Brad.
Oh dear!
Is it really not obvious to some here that old Brad is “taking the piss”.
What’s the US equivalent?
(Perhaps there isn’t one – could that be the problem?)
Heh, now I’ve read it. Incoming, Anthony.
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To all who think its not satire: read it carefully. Its absolutely brilliant.
Brad’s blog is also very much worth a read.
Holy Poe’s Law, Batman!
To be honest, I’ve had so many crackpot emails directed at me that sound a lot like this that I find it hard to distinguish this from them. If this is indeed satire, then it is as some commenters say, quite brilliant.
OTOH, he should make that known, on his about page (which is why I checked, because I thought at first maybe that was the case) so that people like Dr. Susan Crockford and others don’t take him seriously, but simply smile and chuckle.
Brad’s kicked warmist ass so hard that even the skeptics are reeling from it!
It tickled me, somewhat.
His words are almost identical to certain regulars at the Gerauniad but he doesn’t pause between the inconsistencies and so highlights them.
Quite briliant.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/columnists/james-delingpole/5951093/is-ian-mcewan-a-global-warming-denier-in-denial/
Oh quite the admirable concept of setting aside one’s own doubts and concerns. Via Brad’s words and I quote: “So THEY have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts THEY might have.”
If he had just added: “We are making the world a better place.”
Then I would’ve really thought he was a follower of Adolf Hitler. How much better the world would be if everyone lived their lives that way. Jump onto a cause and ignore your doubts. When you’re making the world a better place, doubts get in the way of progress. (Am I supposed to put a sarc thingy in here?)
I’m not going to comment on his stupid aggrandizing statements comparing Christ’s trials to the trials of climate scientists. Apocalypse indeed. Okay, I did, sort of, after all.
What a scary look into a dark mind. The worst of it is so many people are ready and willing to blindly follow in the AGW and many other things. I hear the readership is up on mein kampf.
The guy is good at it, I’ll give him that (From Gail’s example “proving” that he’s serious):
Deep-ocean warming as rapid as ever since measurements began. (not measured at all yet?)
Increased risk of drought and/or precipitation. (yes, one or the other, maybe even both?)
Glaciers continuing to melt, causing major river systems. (guess it’s got to go somewhere on its way to causing rising seas…)
Weather predicted to become less and less predictable. (predictions are so challenging, why even try?)
Armed conflict in Africa. (for the first time ever?)
A century of gender equality at risk in the Middle East. (ah yes, those golden years for Middle Eastern women…)
Diseases once safely confined to Africa … (yes, “safely” confined)
By declaring himself an non-scientist he puts himself in the shoes of the average citizen alarmist, and then succeeds in sounding a lot like them. Who hasn’t read hundreds of idiotic rants much like his satirical ones above, seriously submitted by people who are sure the world is about to bake, or otherwise end at our hands? Even some “scientists” manage to skate near the edge, for that matter.
And starting the ball rolling by getting an exact copy of someone else’s work run as the Quote of the Week has to be considered quite an accomplishment in itself.
Foxgoose says:
Is it really not obvious to some here that old Brad is “taking the piss”.
What’s the US equivalent?
(Perhaps there isn’t one – could that be the problem?)
There are often wide cultural differences between how humor is perceived, when it becomes subtle, the problem of detecting it is exacerbated. Mr Keyes writes from Australia, so I assume his pedigree has some British humor in it.
Also, managing WUWT, I have little time to spend on comments elsewhere, so many commenters noting his exploits elsewhere as proof of his satirical intent have an advantage of familiarity with Mr. Keyes that I don’t have.
Don’t be ashamed, Anthony; the best stuff is ambivalent.
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