Greta Thunberg: The West Owes Former Colonies a Climate Debt

According to Greta rich countries have to pay reparations for the ancestral crime of bringing industry, roads, hospitals, schools and comfort in old age to the world.

Greta Thunberg brands UN climate summit ‘a failure’ & ‘a PR event’ … a ‘global greenwashing festival’ – ‘Shove your climate crisis up your arse’ – ‘No more whatever the f*ck they’re doing inside there’

“It is not a secret that COP26 is a failure,” Thunberg told thousands of youth protesters at a march in the Scottish city.

British PM Capitulates to Greta Thunberg

Following Greta’s recent temper tantrum, in which she slammed allegedly green leaders for their lack of progress, politicians are making a big show of their contrition.

Greta Thunberg Lashes Out at Deep Green World Leaders

Greens eating their own – can anybody ever be green enough for Greta?

Greta Thunberg: “150 Weeks have Passed” but Leaders are Only Pretending to Act

Greta made woke climate leaders squirm at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Austrian World Summit 2021 – they had to sit there and take it, and applaud and thank her afterwards.

China Suggests Greta Thunberg is an Ignorant Political Puppet

In response to Greta attacking China’s colossal CO2 emissions, China has responded by suggesting Greta is “short of sufficient academic knowledge study, and lack of sound self-judgment capability”.

Why did the EU invite Greta Thunberg and not Nobel Prize winner William Nordhaus?

Why did the EU invite the young Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg to speak in Brussels instead of the Nobel Prize winning climate economist William Nordhaus? That question is answered…

Greta Thunberg Threatens to Boycott the Glasgow COP26 Climate Conference

Greta is incensed that rich countries are prioritising taking care of their own people, instead of sharing their Covid-19 vaccines with poor countries.

Michael Mann Upset WUWT Picked on Greta Thunberg

Despite leaking the secret plans of her revolutionary comrades in India, or triggering a cascade of international airline flights with her frantic personal efforts to avoid flying, Greta really cares…

Indian Greta Thunberg Follower Arrested for Sedition and Criminal Conspiracy

At the start of February, Greta Thunberg accidentally shared a private climate activist toolkit. The leaked document provoked fury in India, authorities accused Greta of plotting to destabilise the Government.…

Greta Thunberg: “we are not listening to climate scientists”

According to Greta Thunberg we listened to scientific advice about Covid-19, but for some reason we are ignoring advice from climate scientists and biodiversity specialists.

Greta Thunberg Slams New Zealand’s Unambitious Climate Emergency

Greta Thunberg has slammed New Zealand’s “so-called” climate emergency. But rather than thank Greta for her criticism, New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern has compounded her error, and publicly contradicted the…

Friday Funny: Greta Thunberg’s perfect petroleum-free world

One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one in which there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She…

Friday Funny: Madden Now Allows You To Select Greta Thunberg As Your QB

After we added socially conscious non-football-player Colin Kaepernick as a playable QB on every team in Madden, we realized we didn’t have to stop there,” said EA’s CEO Andrew Wilson.

Greta Thunberg Demands Canada and Norway Stop Expanding Fossil Fuel Extraction

Guest essay by Eric Worrall Greta wants to use her alleged influence over 20% of the United Nations vote to try to pressure Norway and Canada into a climate virtue…

Greta Thunberg Says She And Her Father Likely Had The Coronavirus

From The Daily Caller Marlo Safi Contributor March 24, 2020 5:22 PM ET Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg says it is “extremely likely” that she and her father contracted the…

Coronavirus Fears Thinning Attendance at Greta Thunberg Climate Rallies

Guest essay by Eric Worrall Fake problem meet real problem. Climate change or coronavirus? ‘Pick your evil’, protesters say Demonstrators led by Greta Thunberg say global governments have raised more…

Greta Thunberg Trashes the new EU “Green Deal” Climate Law

Guest essay by Eric Worrall For once I agree with something Thunberg said; the European Union’s new Green Deal is a total sham. Greta Thunberg brands EU’s new climate law…

Swedish Lawmakers Nominate Climate Activist Greta Thunberg For A Nobel Peace Prize

Energy Chris White Tech Reporter February 03, 2020 9:46 AM ET Swedish lawmakers nominated activist Greta Thunberg for a Nobel Peace Prize Monday in the belief that the teenager will…

BREAKING: Punxsutawney to retire Phil the groundhog, replace him with Greta Thunberg

People send me stuff. A friend of mine (an insider in the groundhog committee bunker) tells me that due to the pressure they are getting from PETA (for groundhog abuse)…

Greta Thunberg Takes Her Message To Davos: ‘Our Emissions Have To Stop’

From The Daily Caller Energy Greta Thunberg Takes Her Message To Davos: ‘Our Emissions Have To Stop’ Leah Jessen Network Editor January 21, 2020 11:50 AM ET Teenage climate activist…

Meat Loaf: Greta Thunberg has been “Brainwashed”

Guest essay by Eric Worrall Rock star Meat Loaf has thrown the media into a spin, by claiming Greta Thunberg has been brainwashed into believing her radical climate change beliefs.…

Climate Change Trans Counselling’ by Will Franken (inspired by Greta Thunberg)

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Greta Thunberg’s Dad: “She is happy, but I worry”

Guest essay by Eric Worrall Greta stopped going to school, and even stopped eating, before her parents “helped” her by convincing her to become a climate activist. Greta Thunberg’s father:…