Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber the CEO of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company. Source BBC, Fair Use, Low Resolution Image to Identify the Subject.

Comedy Week: Arab Big Oil Sultan to Lead COP28 Climate Talks

Essay by Eric Worrall

Climate campaigners are concerned Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber may not put his heart into wrecking his own national oil company.

Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks

By Matt McGrath

Environment correspondent

The head of one of the world’s biggest oil companies has been named to lead the COP28 global climate talks in Dubai, later this year. 

Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber is currently the chief executive officer of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company. 

He is also the minister for industry and advanced technology for the COP28 hosts, the United Arab Emirates. 

Campaigners say he must stand down from his oil business role while president as it is a clear conflict of interest. 

They believe someone steeped in the oil industry may not push countries to rapidly reduce their production and use of fossil fuel, which scientists say is critical to avoiding dangerous climate change.

Read more: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-64240206

Don’t underestimate Sultan Jaber’s negotiating ability. The Emirates were founded centuries ago by people who turned a formerly worthless desert into a thriving trade pit stop, by the power of their ability to negotiate and attract business, so negotiation is kind of their national specialty. They survived and mostly retained their independence, even during the imperial age, because all their larger neighbours were strangely too busy fighting each other to conquer their little corner of the desert.

I’m sure Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber is a competent organiser and skilled negotiator, and will do a good job, but the fact its unsure if he’ll even step down from his oil company while running COP28 shows what a farce the climate talks have become.

Going by COP27, COP28 will just be a global aid money talking shop, a place for informal political negotiations – kind of like a state funeral.

Nobody expects politicians to return from a state funeral with significant geopolitical victories. Like state funerals, expectations for COP conferences are also very low, so this makes COP conferences an excellent opportunity for politicians to hold informal discussions about global affairs when nobody has died. Politicians can attend COP conferences without the weight of national expectations for a significant geopolitical gain. When nothing is achieved, they can blame everyone else for not cooperating enough.

COP27 will also be a money making opportunity for Dubai’s tourist industry, if they set hotel minimum nightly charges, like Egypt’s COP27 hosts allegedly did.

Given this context, the CEO of a cash rich government owned oil company, a potential donor and skilled negotiator, is the perfect person to lead COP28 talks.

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Alexy Scherbakoff
January 12, 2023 6:11 pm

They should have one of these in China soon. They will call it ‘COP This’.

Tom Halla
Reply to  Alexy Scherbakoff
January 12, 2023 6:31 pm

Oh, hold it in India. India is even better at socialist bafflegab than the Chinese, who tend to regard it as undignified. It would be the same result, anyway.

Alexy Scherbakoff
Reply to  Tom Halla
January 12, 2023 6:54 pm

The Indians would call it ‘COP This Please’

strativarius
Reply to  Alexy Scherbakoff
January 13, 2023 4:20 am

A Glaswegian would say Cop this, Jimmy before headbutting their nose.

Reply to  Alexy Scherbakoff
January 13, 2023 7:12 am

China are to be commended for ensuring atmospheric CO2 levels are increasing, plants, crops etc love it – it will feed the growing population better

Reply to  Alexy Scherbakoff
January 13, 2023 9:12 am

COP’s are going the way of the Olympics…a host country tourism booster and showcase…a bunch of people getting medals or other notoriety amongst their peers, a few with good press agents becoming world famous. Actual effect on the world…only a bigger more expensive COP next time…

JCM
January 12, 2023 7:00 pm

The double standard in conflict of interest accusations will be on full display. As nobody has thought to call out the self-evident conflict of venture capitalists, with their appointed academic and political salesforce, when they’re out preaching about global energy transition as a moral cause…

Elliot W
January 12, 2023 7:33 pm

Wouldn’t that be like Iran chairing some global women’s rights committee?

Alexy Scherbakoff
Reply to  Elliot W
January 12, 2023 7:36 pm

No. That honour is reserved for Afghanistan.

Reply to  Elliot W
January 13, 2023 3:35 am

“Wouldn’t that be like Iran chairing some global women’s rights committee?”

or a nuclear proliferation conference.

Reply to  joe x
January 14, 2023 12:48 am

Non-proliferation, surely?

John Hultquist
January 12, 2023 8:44 pm

Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber
 Education
BSc in Chemical Engineering from the University of Southern California
PhD in business and economics Coventry University
MBA California State University at Los Angeles

Mr.
Reply to  John Hultquist
January 12, 2023 9:37 pm

so never had a job then?

Ron Long
Reply to  Mr.
January 13, 2023 2:03 am

Looks like his job is to count the money, which he will continue to do at COP 28.

John Hultquist
Reply to  Mr.
January 13, 2023 10:09 am

CEO of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company.
CEO = Consider Every Option (or something like that) 🧑‍🎄

Martin Brumby
January 13, 2023 12:01 am

Stangely, I’m not a huge fan of Oil Sultans and Arabian Princelings.

But I guess that Jaber will struggle to be more idiotic than the UK’s very own Alok Sharma, who headed up COP26.

We can look forward to plenty of the usual jabber, jabber no doubt.

But he seems much more likely to keep in touch with reality and be aware of the absolutely essential contribution that oil makes to decent society and will continue to do so for decades to come.

So likely to be far better also than the UK’s very own Lord John Browne, who successfully turned British Petroleum into “Beyond Petroleum”.

What a twerp. Talk about the ‘enemy within’.

Coeur de Lion
January 13, 2023 12:49 am

Don’t forget that it was the Royal Navy that imposed order, crushed slavers and set up
the Trucial States. Hence.

strativarius
Reply to  Coeur de Lion
January 13, 2023 3:12 am

Don’t forget the Asante….

strativarius
January 13, 2023 1:17 am

Fear not. The British at least will commit economic suicide

January 13, 2023 6:51 am

“They believe someone steeped in the oil industry may not push countries to rapidly reduce their production and use of fossil fuel, which scientists say is critical to avoiding dangerous climate change”

Everyone is steeped in the oil industry whether they like it or not.

January 13, 2023 7:11 am

The elites gathering at the WEF show at Davos don’t care where the money comes from, as long as it keeps coming – these facades like MM climate change, nut zero etc are just deceits to keep it flowing

January 14, 2023 10:09 am

I think it makes perfect sense to hold it there. All the cop pledges serve to do is increase oil and gas consumption, I’d be shocked if this guy wasn’t funding anti nuke and anti coal activity.
This is right in his wheelhouse, infiltrate the process and turn it even more towards their own benefit.
Besides, this is where the money is which is the primary focus of the process