Friday Funny – Teenage Expertise Needed – No Experience Required

This is over a month old, but still relevant today. Dilbert channels Greta, who apparently is branching out her “technical expertise.”

Hat tip to Kip Hansen.

DILBERT © Scott Adams. Used By permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.
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Paul Stevens
December 9, 2022 4:33 am

Couldn’t be any more spot on.

HotScot
Reply to  Paul Stevens
December 9, 2022 4:39 am

Isn’t Greta past her spotty years now?

Scissor
Reply to  HotScot
December 9, 2022 4:56 am

She is no longer a teenager in January. Bill Gates and Klaus Schwag seem to be pushing her to the curb.

Bryan A
Reply to  Scissor
December 9, 2022 5:13 am

Have pity on her, here she is barely out of diapers and already a has been

Ron Long
Reply to  Bryan A
December 9, 2022 6:07 am

With her millions do you think she cries herself to sleep every night?

Doug Huffman
Reply to  HotScot
December 9, 2022 5:42 am

She is just starting. Herr David Hogg may be dating her, invited her to Harvard.

guidvce4
Reply to  Doug Huffman
December 9, 2022 5:46 am

Yikes! Imagine those two having offspring. Scary. Lots of scowling and indignation in that household. lol.

Bill Powers
Reply to  Paul Stevens
December 9, 2022 5:00 am

Woke: Anxiety, Attitude, Outrage. Sprinkle in heavy doses of self importance, faux compassion. Add media and microwave.

strativarius
Reply to  Bill Powers
December 9, 2022 5:48 am

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Ron Long
Reply to  strativarius
December 9, 2022 6:08 am

So that’s how global warming got started!

strativarius
Reply to  Ron Long
December 9, 2022 6:23 am

That’s how they respond – usually.

MarkW
Reply to  strativarius
December 9, 2022 11:15 am
Last edited 1 month ago by MarkW
Bill Powers
Reply to  strativarius
December 11, 2022 6:16 am

Talk about a narrative blowing up in you face!

karlomonte
December 9, 2022 5:10 am

If you’ve even seen one of his videos, you’ll know that Scott Adams fights the woke idiocy and leaves nothing on the mat. It is amazing that Dilbert hasn’t been canceled.

spetzer86
Reply to  karlomonte
December 9, 2022 5:34 am

He’s lost a lot of newspapers over his recent attacks on ESG. Was talking at one point about taking Dilbert to a subscription service at $1/month.

Barnes Moore
Reply to  spetzer86
December 9, 2022 5:38 am

He would likely make a fortune if he did.

Martin Brumby
Reply to  spetzer86
December 9, 2022 9:35 am

Would much rather pay Scott Adams a dollar a month than soil my hands with MSM newspapers if they gave ’em away free.

Dena
Reply to  spetzer86
December 9, 2022 3:55 pm

He is still in the Arizona Republic but I am not sure how because it’s kind of left leaning. I have a permanent guest and as I am the first to get the paper, I need to make sure Dilbert is out and visible for my guest. We are both former cubical workers so the strip normally brings a giggle or two.

Doug Huffman
Reply to  karlomonte
December 9, 2022 5:40 am

While my industry and facility were being down sized many years ago, well by BRAC3, Scott Adams was a sympathetic ear with such good and spot on suggestions that we suggested that he had an office on the facility. He laughed.

Dilbert is about the only cartoon that I will look at.

Martin Brumby
Reply to  Doug Huffman
December 9, 2022 9:36 am

Josh?
Bob Moran?

rah
Reply to  Doug Huffman
December 10, 2022 9:57 am

There used to be another great one, though it predated the global warming BS.

Bloom County by Bert Breathed.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q115/tommytrauma/000421.gif

strativarius
December 9, 2022 5:41 am

Sadly, our Greta is over 18 now and of no further use.

There was always something quite perverse about the choice of a troubled rich teen as the climate messiah. But then, we only heard the words of the puppet masters through her mouth, anyway.

Greta Thunberg, the current child prodigy and face of the youth movement to combat climate change, served as special youth advisor and trustee to the foundation established by “We Don’t Have Time”, a burgeoning mainstream tech start-up.

today’s youth are the sacrificial lambs for the ruling elite. 

explore the We Don’t Have Time/Thunberg connections to Our Revolution, the Sanders Institute, This Is Zero Hour, the Sunrise Movement and the Green New Deal. 

leading the public into emergency mode

 the World Resources Institute.

reflect upon how mainstream NGOs are attempting to safeguard their influence and further manipulate the populace by going underground through Extinction Rebellion groups being organized in the US and across the world.

Start here:
https://www.theartofannihilation.com/the-manufacturing-of-greta-thunberg-for-consent-the-political-economy-of-the-non-profit-industrial-complex/

It’s a very dirty business.

guidvce4
Reply to  strativarius
December 9, 2022 5:53 am

Never trusted NGOs. Most are scams meant to separate the rubes from their hard earned dollars. Including the political ones, which seem to never tire of begging for more support though they can’ t seem to demonstrate their worth, usually.
I donate to a worthy cause, me and my family. Anything beyond that gets tossed.

Gunga Din
Reply to  strativarius
December 9, 2022 6:42 am

Ever notice how the press refers to those industries/groups that represent their groups’ views to Government as “lobbyist” if they are not liberals but the Leftist groups are called “NGOs”?

Michael in Dublin
December 9, 2022 6:07 am

Because there are so many woke harpies around today if a man dared to put up this cartoon at his place of work he is likely to be summarily dismissed.

Last edited 1 month ago by Michael in Dublin
joel
December 9, 2022 8:59 am

I still would like to know how she got to speak to the UN General Assembly. That was bizarre.

Vlad the Impaler
Reply to  joel
December 9, 2022 9:26 am

It’s because, “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

Regards,

Vlad

Pat from Kerbob
Reply to  Vlad the Impaler
December 9, 2022 11:25 am

You should go see her handlers with that “Impaler” thing

Pat from Kerbob
December 9, 2022 11:18 am

Beautiful.

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