Friday Funny: “Runaway” Climate Change?

This frantic, spiritual, hyperbolic email crossed my path.

In its push to control runaway climate change, the 26th Conference of the Parties must assist developing nations

BERKELEY, Calif., Oct. 28, 2021 — World leaders meet in Glasgow beginning October 31 for the United Nations COP26 Climate Change Conference, to address the conclusions of the latest Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report: that human activities have unequivocally warmed and damaged the planet. Share International attributes 80 percent of the warming to human actions, and says sharing resources to mitigate the inevitable consequences is key to solving climate change.

As early as 2007, an article by a Master of Wisdom, recorded by the late British author Benjamin Creme and published in Share International magazine, gave this 80 percent figure and stated that we have a pivotal choice to make: to reap the beneficial results of immediate action, or face the destruction that would ensue from doing nothing, or too little.

It’s a good thing that the RUNAWAY, catastrophic, devastating, and extremely icky climate change alarm is pure SCIENCE!

The article stated that the World Teacher for this age, Maitreya, who is gradually emerging into public view, “will advocate a simpler form of living, one more in keeping with the planet’s situation. When enough people are convinced that this is necessary,” it presaged, “there will be a growing movement to simplify throughout the planet.” It further predicted that “faced with the dilemma of necessary change, men will come to realize the inevitability of accepting the principle of sharing. Only sharing will make these changes practical and possible.”

The email ends with the obligatory call for money, transfer of wealth, etc.

o succeed at their stated goal of “uniting the world to tackle climate change,” COP26 participants will need to go beyond inequitable loan financing and fast-track unconditional sharing of the financial and technological resources necessary to bring all countries on board. This is in line with Maitreya’s rallying call to humanity: “Share and save the world.”

Share International USA is a non-profit educational organization established to disseminate information about the presence in the world of the Masters of Wisdom, led by Maitreya. More information can be found at https://www.share-international.us/learn/WorldTeacher/.

If one follows the link to the website, one is greeted with gems such as this:

Benjamin Creme sums up this powerful message of hope:

“As we enter into a new cosmic cycle, under the influence of energies from the constellation Aquarius, humanity stands on the threshold of a new and brilliant civilization. This unprecedented period in human history will be ushered in by a group of highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom, who for countless millennia have, from behind the scenes, guided the course of human evolution. At their head, and now physically present in the world, is Maitreya, the World Teacher.”

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Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 2:05 am

How come the dog casts a shadow, but not the stick or the bag?

Is this dog, fake news?

For Shame!

Moderately Cross of East Anglia
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 2:27 am

What dog? It is one of the Masters of Wisdom who has been guiding humanity to give up on science and prosperity and be content to sit around holding a stick in the mouth with all your worldly goods hanging off the stick in a decorative table napkin.
“Woof woof “ as our barking green friends would put it.

Bruce Cobb
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 2:52 am

That’s easy. The stick and bag are witches. They must be burned. Or hanged. I can’t remember witch.

John Tillman
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
October 29, 2021 6:11 am

Drowned.

oeman 50
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
October 29, 2021 8:15 am

They turned me into a newt! But I got better.

Sara
Reply to  oeman 50
October 29, 2021 9:28 am

Would you like a nice hot cup of tea and some cookies?

Philip
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
October 29, 2021 6:56 pm

Which witch is which witch???

Sara
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 4:05 am

How come there is no shadow on the bag that matches the shadows on the dog?

It’s all illusions, you see.

“It’s clouds illusions I recall.
I really don’t know clouds…. at all.”
— from “Clouds” by Joni Mirchell, also recorded by Judy Collins

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Jon Salmi
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 11:05 am

Sara -What I see is here is Astrology. Have these people gone Freaking nuts?
Anybody brings up Global Warming to me I am going to throw this nonsense right in their face.

Sara
Reply to  Jon Salmi
October 29, 2021 11:39 am

Okay, have they gone freaking nuts? Yes, because they didn’t have Sunday school when they were little kids, didn’t go to church at all, and didn’t learn any table manners or anything involving the real world.

There IS something to be said for getting the distinction between Real World stuff and Fantasy World stuff, and these pathetic creatures never got that far.

Now they have nothing to stand on or to support them, so they are floundering in their own morass of The Strange, and in the mess they’ve created for themselves. They have nothing to fall back on. They want the elusive thing called Faith in the Unseen and don’t have it.

Sad. But we don’t have to be like that. However, it’s a good idea to get out of their way when you see them coming.

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Steve Attack
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 4:35 pm

Only the Truth will set them free.

Rod Evans
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 4:31 am

Ha! what do you mean you can’t see the shadow? Greta can see it.

Leo Smith
Reply to  Rod Evans
October 29, 2021 4:58 am

A double upvote for that. Smile on face…

Richard Page
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 5:14 am

Doesn’t warrant a double upvote for that. Hell, even I can see the shadow of the stick and so can you if you look carefully.

bill Johnston
Reply to  Richard Page
October 29, 2021 6:29 am

I’ll have whatever he’s having.

David Sulik
Reply to  Richard Page
October 29, 2021 7:14 am

I see four shadows.

Sara
Reply to  David Sulik
October 29, 2021 9:17 am

Just because someone put black swim trunks on that pooch, it does not mean the swim trunks count as shadow.

AndyHce
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 6:14 pm

The stick shadow extends to the left of the dog shadow.

Sara
Reply to  Richard Page
October 29, 2021 8:28 am

Yabbut, Richard, there’s NO SHADOW ON THE BAG!!!!! Teh Horreur! It’s a demention of sight!!!!

That sure is a happy-looking pup, BTW. 🙂

Richard Page
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 2:52 pm

I know. The bundle was photoshopped, the stick wasn’t! Oh sorry – spoilers!

TEWS_Pilot
Reply to  Rod Evans
October 29, 2021 11:18 am

Just go have a beer with her.
Greta at Armatree New South Wales, Australia — have a beer, Greta
https://youtu.be/Dq4ZROrbg-Q

Joao Martins
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 6:51 am

Not fake news. In the picture there is an alternative shadow (not seen by the common human eyes).

whatlanguageisthis
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 8:30 am

Because the influence of the sun does not matter. Only the actions of mankind (fossil fuel usage) and animals (cow farts, etc.) need be considered.

Vuk
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 9:05 am

I don’t know what you are on about.
I see no shadows, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil /?!

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AndyHce
Reply to  Vuk
October 29, 2021 6:20 pm

Now can you see the shadow?
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TEWS_Pilot
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 11:16 am

Its “cloak of invisibility” to hide from Fear-mongering Fascist and Fido torturing Anthony “Josef Mengele” Fauci is only partially working….low power pack perhaps.

aussiecol
Reply to  Leo Smith
October 29, 2021 1:40 pm

No, you have all got it wrong.
It’s a GOD… but just spelt backwards.
Ah, revelations, just sends people barking mad.

Vuk
Reply to  aussiecol
October 29, 2021 2:30 pm

Now you done it, you will be excommunicated on Sunday./sc.

Sara
Reply to  aussiecol
October 29, 2021 7:10 pm

You pipples are all quite barking mad, y’know.

Rich Davis
Reply to  aussiecol
October 30, 2021 4:38 pm

Here at the Union of Dyslexic Atheists, we believe there is no Dog

Newminster
October 29, 2021 2:33 am

I thought the dawning of the Age of Aquarius was in 1967 just in time for the global cooling panic.

lee
Reply to  Newminster
October 29, 2021 2:37 am

Is that what the song was? I thought it was “the age of a hairy *ss”

4E Douglas
Reply to  lee
October 29, 2021 2:42 am

That was the age of women braiding leg hair too.

Sara
Reply to  lee
October 29, 2021 8:32 am

It was the 5th Dimension. You had to be there or be square. I was too square a peg for it….

BCBill
Reply to  lee
October 29, 2021 11:43 am

I thouught it was the age of aquariums and for about a nanosecond I was cool.

DonK31
Reply to  Newminster
October 29, 2021 5:30 am

Aquarius!? I thought it was the age of Asparagus! ARGH!

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Newminster
October 29, 2021 8:32 am

Only if the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars.

Sara
Reply to  Tom in Florida
October 29, 2021 7:14 pm

Right now, Jupiter is busy sorting out its Giant Red Spot and why people care about it so much. Weather on Jupiter is fiercely perturbed in an atmosphere heavy-laden with gas. I have for some time thought that perhaps Jupiter is the home world for politicians, and the more useless of them come from one of those turbulent bands that look like overheated caramel sauce.

4E Douglas
October 29, 2021 2:44 am

Benjamin Creme and his imaginary friend the Mayatria.
Haven’t heard of them for years….

J.R.
October 29, 2021 2:50 am

” the Masters of Wisdom, who for countless millennia have, from behind the scenes, guided the course of human evolution.”

For countless millennia? So, without them, the ancient and modern wars, the vicious and violent acts of mankind across the globe, would have been worse?

Have the masters themselves been affected by this evolution, or are they somehow above it?

yirgach
Reply to  J.R.
October 29, 2021 8:31 am

You don’t get it, without the Masters there wouldn’t have been any vicious and violent acts.
They’re just coming back to work from a short vacay. Givem a break, OK?
Things will get back to normal soon enough.
Let’s go Brandon!

Sara
Reply to  J.R.
October 29, 2021 8:36 am

What???? You never saw that Star Trek episode with the Cloud People and the Mud People??? We’re the Mud People, you know, while the Cloud People are up there above it all, watching us Po’ Folkes try to deal with reality.

Think it will hurt when they come crashing down?

Don’t share food with them, and don’t let them in through any portal in your home. They’ll never leave.

Is it Friday yet???

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J.R.
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 2:27 pm

The beautiful and intriguing Droxene, who caught Spock’s eye. And her angry and unhinged father. One wonders what happened to her mother.

The planet-bound people were miners, of course. The higher-ups always look down on miners.

Sara
Reply to  J.R.
October 29, 2021 7:03 pm

Are we now living in that metaphor?

Tom in Florida
Reply to  J.R.
October 29, 2021 8:56 am

According to a man named Timothy Brown in his story “A Truth Revealed”, he met with a Nordic alien and was told this:

“He explained to me that he and other aliens like him were here to prevent humans from venturing out into space, ever. The claim was that humans are too unpredictable and violent to be let loose on the rest of the galaxy. This was their primary reason for doing what they do. They disdain us and hate being on Earth, but it is their assignment and they understand that maintaining peace in the galaxy is of utmost importance and their primary mission. ”

Does that trump the masters?

J.R.
Reply to  Tom in Florida
October 29, 2021 2:29 pm

Sounds like “The Day the Earth Stood Still.”

Ed Zuiderwijk
October 29, 2021 2:59 am

I sometimes wonder what disastrous event happened during the development of such people that they, for a start, clearly need a ‘devine’ teacher, and then lap up any nonsense emanating from said teacher’s lips as were it manna from heaven.

Leo Smith
Reply to  Ed Zuiderwijk
October 29, 2021 6:33 am

Back in the day we had a saying:

‘Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs’ and ‘religion is for people who can’t even handle reality’

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TonyN
October 29, 2021 3:11 am

Uh …. where do we send the money?

Ron Long
Reply to  TonyN
October 29, 2021 3:19 am

The Masters of Wisdom will be knocking on your door any minute now, with an outstretched hand. Word of advice, don’t actually touch that hand and bathe in alcohol gel after you send them away.

eyesonu
Reply to  Ron Long
October 29, 2021 7:09 am

You’ll need to look behind the mask to see if there is any wisdom.

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Sara
Reply to  TonyN
October 29, 2021 4:07 am

Make sure you spray the front steps thoroughly with a good disinfectant, too.

Phillip Bratby
October 29, 2021 3:23 am

It must be April 1st every day for these nutters.

JLC of Perth
October 29, 2021 3:37 am

Bonkers!

tonyb(@climatereason)
Editor
October 29, 2021 3:44 am

Sounds good

“When enough people are convinced that this is necessary,” it presaged, “there will be a growing movement to simplify throughout the planet.”

Presumably that means ‘simplifying’ like much of the rural population of India and China?

Or like 17th Century Europe which, coincidentally, was before the Industrial revolution raised us to the current peak of civilisation, with a quality of life even the most powerful monarchs could only have dreamt of?

So, onwards to serfdom, poverty, a short unhealthy life and ‘simplicity’.

tonyb

Sara
Reply to  tonyb
October 29, 2021 4:08 am

Hey, Stalin thought it was okay to do that!

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Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 5:43 am

No, this the return of Pol Pot.

Ebor
Reply to  Tom Halla
October 29, 2021 6:30 am

Ah, that’s what we all need: a holiday in Cambodia!

AndyHce
Reply to  tonyb
October 29, 2021 6:24 pm

Pol Pot

October 29, 2021 3:51 am

I thought the dawning of the Age of Aquarius was in 1967 just in time for the global cooling panic.

bonbon
October 29, 2021 4:00 am

How could these ¨masters¨ not know of the Divine Wisdom of Davos? Where have they been? Did’nt get the Great Reset memo?
Their outdated zodiac is about to be shifted, reset.

mark from the midwest
October 29, 2021 4:06 am

I missed the que where we are all supposed to break into song and dance around the oracle. Could someone point that out to me?

eyesonu
Reply to  mark from the midwest
October 29, 2021 7:15 am

Que Virginia’s wannabe governor Terry McAuliffe.

fretslider
October 29, 2021 4:12 am

World Teacher for this age, Maitreya

Quite some years ago my father bequeathed to me his copy of The Secret Doctrine (Mdme Blavatsky).

Theosophy is fantastic esoteric mumbo jumbo. It is an exceedingly dense and difficult read. According to Blavatsky:

“Maitreya Buddha (the last Bodhisattva, or Vishnu in the Kalki avatar) the tenth “messenger” expected on earth . . . But this will be the One Wisdom and will incarnate itself into the whole humanity collectively, not in a single individual.”

When it comes to Bodhisattvas, I prefer the Becker/Fagin explanation

Including the sparkle of your China…

Sara
Reply to  fretslider
October 29, 2021 9:14 am

Thanks for the warning. It’s up to us to get out of the way so that the Great Shift (or whatever it is) will pass us by and we won’t get it all over us.

John Garrett
October 29, 2021 4:12 am

NPR has gone full climate crackpot crazy.

The closer to COP 26 we get, the more shrill, ridiculous and frequent the propaganda becomes.

Their “news” (ha, ha) broadcasts feature multiple daily doomcasts, threats, bizarre claims and pleadings.

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Bruce Cobb
Reply to  John Garrett
October 29, 2021 4:29 am

Yes indeed. I try to listen to their climate drivel, but there is only so much one can take. This morning I shut it off even sooner than usual.

Rich Davis
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
October 30, 2021 4:49 pm

I shut it off around August of 2020. Might listen in again next November if things go well. Their tears are delicious.

Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 4:20 am

What a bunch of New Age gobbledygook! The kind of people who embrace this BS tend to be empty-headed and living in lala land.

Pamela Matlack-Klein
Reply to  Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 4:24 am

More to the point, what does the photoshopped picture of the dog have to do with the article?

hiskorr
Reply to  Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 5:23 am

The dog is a “runaway”, obviously!

fretslider
Reply to  Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 4:27 am

New Age?

It’s a lot older than you suppose

Pamela Matlack-Klein
Reply to  fretslider
October 29, 2021 4:47 am

Seems to me the so-called New Age movement has been around a long time, started back when Hair was on Broadway, the first time we were in the Age of Aquarius.

fretslider
Reply to  Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 4:54 am

I have a post pending – for some reason it triggered the moderation, again zzz – but this Buddhism, Bodhisattvas and theosophy.

fretslider
Reply to  fretslider
October 29, 2021 7:42 am

It’s still pending

4 hours later…..

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Leo Smith
Reply to  fretslider
October 29, 2021 9:49 am

It all goes back to the Romantic movement and the Victorian era when theosophy, Egyptology, Mesmerism, Spiritualism and so on all seemed plausible. Throw in a dash of Hinduism and the tradition of Great Maaters appearing every so often to Save Mankind, plus a healthy dash of profit motive and sex with cult groupies and there you are!

I’ve got shelves full of occult literature – read tons back in the day to see if there was a single useful idea in any of it. The answer? Very, very little.

There is a lot of money to be made providing easy answers to questions that have no easy answer.

bill Johnston
Reply to  Pamela Matlack-Klein
October 29, 2021 6:32 am

Concurrent with the increase of states approving recreational marijuana.

Vlad the Impaler
October 29, 2021 4:54 am

Greetings to all:

Saw this link on Jo’s site, and it is a long video (one hour plus change), but might, in part, be relevant to this discussion. Everything seems plausible; I’m not up on my ‘conspiracy theories’ well enough to know whether the information presented is mostly factual; I’m hoping others might have more insight.

Again: warning about the length; it is just over an hour; if even half of what is stated has any accuracy at all, may the Good Lord Bless and Keep Us.

Regards to all,

Vlad

https://youtu.be/hSB9iNL8Vr8

Jay Willis
Reply to  Vlad the Impaler
October 29, 2021 6:50 am

Thanks vlad great video.

fretslider
Reply to  Vlad the Impaler
October 29, 2021 8:10 am

I’m not up on my ‘conspiracy theories’ well enough “

Just try being skeptical.

zee
October 29, 2021 5:01 am

As early as 2007, an article by a Master of Wisdom, recorded by the late British author Benjamin Creme and published in Share International magazine, gave this 80 percent figure and stated that we have a pivotal choice to make: to reap the beneficial results of immediate action, or face the destruction that would ensue from doing nothing, or too little.

Rah
October 29, 2021 5:39 am

Democrats in this country are going to have to up their election cheating game to new levels or they’re going to Climate Change,CRT school board, COVID lie, Hunter themselves out of power.

October 29, 2021 5:39 am

Antonio Guterres is a cult leader? Sounds very much like him.

Joseph Zorzin
October 29, 2021 5:54 am

Off topic- sorry- but I’m surprised there is little or no mention here of The Heartland Institute’s International Conference on Climate Change. The videos of the speakers are at: https://www.youtube.com/user/HeartlandTube/videos

PaulH
October 29, 2021 5:55 am

Cool! How do I order my suitable for framing Masters of Wisdom certificate? I’ll hang it right next to my World’s Best Boss certificate. (Oops, I made that one myself 🤣 )

H.R.
Reply to  PaulH
October 29, 2021 6:18 am

PaulH: How do I order my suitable for framing Masters of Wisdom certificate? “


You don’t. It’s only available printed on a coffee mug.

You can place it beside your World’s Greatest Dad mug. Mine is sitting next to my World’s Worst Golfer mug.

H.R.
Reply to  H.R.
October 29, 2021 6:31 am

P.S. I stole that idea from Maitreya himself. He has one on his desk. (Not the Master Of Wisdom mug. The World’s Worst Golfer one.)

atticman
October 29, 2021 6:13 am

So the stars rule the climate, do they? Hmmm…

Leo Smith
Reply to  atticman
October 29, 2021 6:35 am

Well, its a theory, I guess…

eyesonu
Reply to  atticman
October 29, 2021 7:21 am

They do in Hollywood.

Rick C
Reply to  atticman
October 29, 2021 9:13 am

atticman: Well yes, but only one. 🌞

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David Sulik
October 29, 2021 7:15 am

They should put those Aquarian energies in their gas tank to get to work.

H.R.
Reply to  David Sulik
October 29, 2021 7:53 am

We used to put a tiger in our tank until the WWF raised a stink over it.

Leo Smith
Reply to  H.R.
October 29, 2021 9:55 am

Yup. And here is the proof. Innocent days.

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Andy Pattullo
October 29, 2021 7:47 am

It is the dawning of the age of obliviots. A disorderly rabble of religious zealots who can’t do math, read facts or make the simplest of decisions without checking their Taro cards or rummaging through tea leaves. Witch burning is just around the corner.

Leo Smith
Reply to  Andy Pattullo
October 29, 2021 9:56 am

It is the dawning of the age of obliviots. A disorderly rabble of religious zealots who can’t do math, read facts or make the simplest of decisions without checking their Taro cards or rummaging through tea leaves. Witch burning is just around the corner.

And that is just the Arts Graduates and politicians…

Ireneusz Palmowski
October 29, 2021 7:51 am

Tomorrow, a powerful jet of solar plasma will suddenly hit Earth’s magnetosphere. Such a sudden impact could affect seismic activity.comment image

Sara
Reply to  Ireneusz Palmowski
October 29, 2021 9:37 am

Just in time for All Souls’ Night, Hallowe’en, All Hallows’ Eve, etc.!!!

Looking forward to it. Glad I have extra matches for the stove burners and lamp oil for those antique lamps of mine. Obviously, we may lose some of those comforts, along with increasing seismic activity. We’re already having increasing volcanic activity.

Thanks for the warning!!!!

J Mac
October 29, 2021 7:55 am

I think I feel the “movement growing”! Excuse me, I need to use the restroom….

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OK S.
October 29, 2021 8:17 am
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Sara
Reply to  OK S.
October 29, 2021 9:44 am

Ah, that takes me back…. to that time when I took my dog Bandit to McD’s for ice cream and chicken nuggets and “Sweet Dreams” was playing on the radio. We were at a stoplight and a cop car pulled up next to us. Bandit stuck her head out her window at the cop, and I shouted ‘Got any chicken nuggets?” at the cop. The light turned green and he left ahead of us.

Everybody’s looking for something….. indeed.

Dennis
October 29, 2021 8:23 am

Wow! “World Teacher for this age, Maitreya” , that is the most over the top bunch of crap ever seen! Are there actually people that would listen to this ? Oh! wait a minute ……
Snake oil Salesmen, Jones town suicides, The people who were going to catch a ride with
Space people on a comet and go to some sort of promised land and on and on.
I think Maitreya will be candidate of the year for the Antichrist wanabe award.

Sara
Reply to  Dennis
October 29, 2021 9:47 am

Well, maybe he could convince all t hose lost souls and Important Political Animals to follow him to some place “special”…. some place where there is no civilization in sight… some place in the Sahara where there are empty circles in the middle of plant growth…. and they could wait for the space aliens to come along and pick them up,,,.

And the rest of us could just get on with our lives, right?

markl
October 29, 2021 8:26 am

“Tax the rich, feed the poor, ’till there are no rich no more.”

Hoyt Clagwell
Reply to  markl
October 29, 2021 9:05 am

All of the people talking about “sharing the wealth” only want to do so after someone else has done the work to create it. I’ve never heard any liberal propose “sharing the labor.”

Walter Sobchak
October 29, 2021 8:37 am

I told you they are religious nuts:

According to Buddhist tradition, Maitreya is a bodhisattva who will appear on Earth in the future, achieve complete enlightenment, and teach the pure dharma. According to scriptures, Maitreya will be a successor to the present Buddha, Gautama Buddha (also known as Śākyamuni Buddha).[2][3] The prophecy of the arrival of Maitreya refers to a time in the future when the dharma will have been forgotten by most on the terrestrial world.

Maitreya has also been employed in a millenarian role by many non-Buddhist religions in the past, such as Theosophy, the White Lotus, as well as by modern new religious movements, such as Yiguandao.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maitreya

October 29, 2021 8:56 am

“highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom” – I don’t like to be monopolized be these lunatics.

Joel O'Bryan(@joelobryan)
October 29, 2021 9:27 am

This unprecedented period in human history will be ushered in by a group of highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom, who for countless millennia have, from behind the scenes, guided the course of human evolution.”

At least they got the gender correct. /s

We laugh at this nonsense, but sadly there are a lot of ignorant folks out there who actually believe this shit.

Sara
October 29, 2021 9:28 am

Benjamin Creme’s message sounds as though he’s conjuring up Sauron, the Lord of Darkness…..

Not to be an alarmist, but reality says that there is no “tipping point”, but there is a lot of misperception about the real world and how little-to-zero control we have over this planet.

One might think, rationally, that increased volcanic action (e.g., La Palma volcano on Tenerife, Aso and Sakruajima in Japan, and Iceland’s newest addition, never mind that central American volcano that went off unexpectedly) might be a clue for these benighted, unaware and self-involved dorks. But they are so wrapped up in their own self-importance, that nothing – and I mean N-O-T-H-I-N-G – penetrates their shell of self-importance.

Maybe what we need is a good smack of reality that way. Even Yellowstone is feeling grumpy these days. I think it’s the Steamboat Geyser that is the most restless right now.

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 11:23 am

There are champions, but they are hard to find.
https://youtu.be/eXbIzR4EO_E?list=RDMMeXbIzR4EO_E

TEWS_Pilot
October 29, 2021 10:48 am

Is he the one leading this “Break-Out” team at COP26?comment image

ATheoK
October 29, 2021 1:36 pm

“As we enter into a new cosmic cycle, under the influence of energies from the constellation Aquarius”

Hmmm. Aquarius…
Two supergiant stars, Beta Aquarii at 537.34 light years distant, and Alpha Aquarii at 523.54 light years distant.

And several galaxies and nebulae so distant they appear as star-like dots of light.

Exactly, just like alarmist beliefs.

leitmotif
October 29, 2021 2:02 pm

Here is Thermodynamics 101 for al the delegates at COP 26 and for all the lukewarmists at WUWT.

Back radiation does not seem to feature in any of the energy transfer equations. Sorry Willis, empirical evidence trumps junk science.

Funny old game thermodynamics.

https://climateofsophistry.com/2021/09/24/thermodynamics-101-socrates-debunks-climate-alarm-science/

You can thank Joseph Postma later for enlightening you.

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 2:10 am

The presence of water vapor in the upper troposphere clearly has a cooling effect under strong sunlight. Therefore, a decrease in humidity at 300 hPa may cause an increase in surface temperature on the continents during the summer season. The opposite effect will occur in winter. Therefore, a period of very low solar activity can result in extreme summer and winter temperatures.
The plot of relative humidity over the equator (5N-5S, 300 hPa) shows a sharp decline in 2006. In the same year, there was a deep decline in the Ap index.comment image comment imagecomment image
https://psl.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/data/timeseries/timeseries1.pl

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 2:26 am

The next graph shows a clear increase in the geopotential height above the Arctic Circle at 500 hPa also since 2006. comment image
https://psl.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/data/timeseries/timeseries1.pl

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 4:40 am

The increase in geopotential height over the Arctic Circle since 2006 is very pronounced at 250 hPa (jet stream).comment image

Gunga Din
October 29, 2021 6:40 pm

I’m 67.
It seems to me that “runaway climate change” is slower than I am.

Rod
October 30, 2021 9:46 am

There is no climate emergency . The weather has been changing continuously since the world began.The hysteria is in the minds of modern day rich hippies.These dodgy experts need to get away from their desks and go into the deserts and Antarctica then do some real observing. Original thought is far better than copying some one else’s ideas.

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