Friday Funny: Climate emotion – for your smartphone

Simultaneous inhalation/exhalation is a rare technique developed by a few exponents of reed instruments in the jazz idiom so probably not applicable to Climastrologists.

Interesting link Ivan
Let’s look at these “Problems” (emboldened emphasis/strike alterations mine) and make the needed corrections to tell the Whole Truth and not just the Horror Half of it
Increased Global Warming since the end of the last Ice Age has affected many terrestrial eco-regions, and the increased temperature has driven many species to move out of their habitats increased habitat range for many species, alongside mildly rising sea levels of around 4-6” per century, weather changes fortunately weather isn’t stagnant and always changes, and lessened snow cover during La Nina Years. The rising temperature has even affected the environment as glaciers are shrinking and growing, plants and animals’ ranges have shifted and ice on rivers and lakes is also breaking and refreezing. The animal and plant species have shown a change in behavior as they started moving towards the higher altitudes, and it is seen that the birds, butterflies, and plants are moving towards the poles by 6.1 kilometers per decade. Climate change The Changing Climate> has become is being touted as the biggest threat as it impacts the biodiversity.
Tropical Rainforests
They cover 30 million square kilometers of the Earth’s surface and contribute only 6% of its space, while it supplies 40% of the Earth’s oxygen nonetheless. The unique features of the Tropical Rainforests are high temperatures, lack of seasonal variation, and a high amount of rainfall, which allow its ecosystems to be so diverse. The climate change Deforestation to grow biofuel crops affects the rate of change of the this environment and the pace of evolution as the species faces the necessity to adapt higher temperatures to less forested space. Species that are living in the rainforests now fits into the changing aspect of the environment. A greater temperature swing is also caused in their environment as deforestation forces these creatures move away from the equator.
Temperate Forests
To understand the change in the temperate forests, one needs to understand the species which relate to each other in the environment, and how they relate individually to the environment. The Global Warming or the ever changing climatic shifts can cause the disturbances, which will make the forests not worth living for plants and animals. With higher temperatures, either the species have to migrate, adapt to the environment or they die in the region. The presence of carbon dioxide in the environment may also affect the forest population and cause death rate rapid and increased plant growth and better usage of atmospheric water supplies, wildfires can occur always have, always will, pine beetle spread through lack of proper forest management can also infect the entire forest region and much more.
Taiga
The forest wildfires affect the Taiga region with the change in climate, and even human developmental activities have affected it a great deal. The Taiga region responds differently to the climatic conditions because of hydrology and soil development. The Taiga region also faces threat due to the lightning strikes and natural regeneration processes. Conifer trees are also found in the area but their growth is limited but likely could be enhanced by increased CO2 fertilization, and their seeds which fall on the ground are also dispersed by the wind.
Tundra
The tundra covers a tenth of the Earth’s land, and therein one can find frozen bogs which have a minimal level of vegetation diversity. As these are among the sensitive habitats of the world so it is also affected by the Global Warming. The climatic change is a threat to Tundra vegetation as the soil of the land is carbon-bound and when the frozen soil thaws the organic contents present over there begins to decay, and it releases carbon dioxide. The major threats which are faced by the region are that the permafrost will radically change the landscape (not certain just how “Permafrost can radically change the landscape”) of the area and the lives of the species living there. The ozone depletion at North and South poles will harm the Tundra region; Air Pollution will cause smog clouds, which will contaminate lichen, and is a food source for many animals and much more.
Mangroves
The climate change has drastic effects on the Mangroves too as the sea level may rise and the sediment surface may not keep pace with this. Other factors which may affect the Mangroves are high-water events, precipitation, atmospheric CO2 concentrations, health of the functionally linked ecosystem which is nearby, and changes in temperature. If there will be a damage to the Mangroves then it may seriously affect the coastal communities and the fisheries directly. A serious threat will also be seen in this manner that if the Mangroves are finished then during coastal storms, the human lives cannot be saved as the forest dampens the wave heights and the speed of the wind. Other threats can be the risk of floods, saline intrusion, erosion of coastal lines and storm surges will be increased.
Savannas and Grasslands
The Savannas have been affected by the release of carbon DIOXIDE in the air as the vegetation has been removed from some areas. (So NOT CO2 induced changes but land use changes) . The climate change has social, economic and ecological impact as in the Savannas, the coral reefs are at risk, and the rising sea level is also one of the issues. Another threat is the feral animals, floods, cyclone, and fire in the region and increase in the mosquitoes. The grasslands are mainly found in U.S. region, and climate change has affected it considerably as the species which are living in these grasslands have to shift to other areas to compensate for the climate change changing Climate.
Shrublands
The shrublands, mainly in the areas of U.S. which have been researched extensively for the impact of climate changes, have shown that the shrub species have developed the tolerance to largely counter changes in the soil and water. Even it was found that these shrublands if (weasel word warning) faces reduction in the carbon sequestration with the climate change then the loss of wildlife habitat can be faced and soil erosion and wildfire are stated to be other causes.

If I put a single drop of water into a gallon jug of bleach, that jug of bleach is acidified. Still not actually acidic.
Some ice caps and glaciers are melting because we are fortunate enough to have warmed up a bit since the Little Ice Age, regardless, we still are well within natural temperature variation. There are natural methane seeps worldwide, show me a direct way that this has harmed the planet. Desertification is currently largely caused by poor land management (overgrazing is a major culprit). Show me a study that actually shows that hurricanes and tropical storms are getting stronger. Flooding increases, where they actually occur, are almost always because of human alterations to the landscape, and are noticed more often because of increased development on coastal areas. Biodiversity loss is generally due to irresponsible development and the resultant loss of habitat, poaching, and other direct actions by humans. Increased wildfires is generally due to fire management policies that we now know were unsound, and since people freak if you talk about “thinning” the forest, it is going to take a few more decades of wildfires to return to a healthier forest.
There are tangible negative environmental impacts directly caused by specific human actions. These actions can be observed. Claiming that a tiny increase in plant food gas is the culprit is dishonest and distracts people from doing things that would actually solve these problems.