Free money! All you have to do is to be a 'climate victim'

Money talks and BS walks – it’s still true.

I got sunburned last year….Right across the back of my neck…Will this do?
Gotta be worth something surely?….

I can’t afford to heat my house in winter (not that I want too) can I apply? I wonder if he is for real, or just wanting to know how many fair dinkum survivors of climate change are really out there that need a helping hand. Oh I know Michael Mann?

The Ways I have been “victimized”, by Global Warming”!
I have been forced to endure:
Perspiration stains on my favourite blouse. Frizzy hair from humidity. Using a lot of air conditioning. Having to keep on hand, a large supply of “Mr. Freezie’s”, sunscreen, sunhats, and beach umbrellas. Going through a lot of ice, and assorted cold drinks. “Forced” to cook outdoors, over an open flame, to escape the indoor heat. Occasionally forced to jump into large bodies of cool water, to escape the global warming. I have had to purchase special tinted glasses, to reflect the suns rays. etc. etc. I think you can see, I have been suffering terribly. Oh ya, some of my plants have died from “drought”. That’s got to be worth a few more bucks! Please send my cheque as soon as possible, as they are predicting another hot summer…..er, I mean Global warming episode! 🙂 Might as well grab some….it’s OUR money!!! LOL!

The climate here is extremely mild. Where’s my money?

What about the law suits and death threats, we are victims of no free speech. One fellow student of mine told me I didn’t like windmills and solar panels because my electricity would cost more. Bloody oath I do when clean energy has no effect on their climate change. They took a loan out for 36,000 dollars to fit solar to their small hobby farm, and then put it up for sale, and it was so over priced they couldn’t sell it. Think of the interest they would have to pay.

My dam has almost dried up because the summer raims never came , and now it’s been a wet winter, that combined with all the CO2 has made the grass (and crops, but we don’t talk a out that) grow double quick. I’m cleadly a victim of global wierding and deserve some free money.

Funding a solution would reduce the number of potential victims, and prevent professional protesters from redirecting attention away from a solution, by focusing on the symptoms of Climate Change.
The solution to climate change
replacement for fossil fuel powered electrical generation
byD.Baker@silenced_not
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Urgent action required, appears to be the consensus of the most learned climate change advocates!
The collective wisdom acquired through trial and error test applications of alleged solutions, has been enlightening, and sobering as agenda driven rhetoric failed time after time to deliver a replacement technology for the fossil fuel powered electrical generating facilities, which are the primary sources.of GHG the alleged culprits inducing global climatic destabilization!
Most recently 2 documents have corroborated a much maligned document I wrote!
In My Opinion! lnkd.in/ifM2au@Inc
* Leaked Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) the report says that agricultural output may drop by as much as two percent every decade for the rest of this century, compared to what it would have been without the effects of climate change. Demand for food is reportedly expected to rise 14 percent each decade during that time, exacerbating the food supply issue.
http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/1/5056260/ipcc-leaked-climate-change-report-warns-severe-food-constraints
* letter, by Kenneth Caldeira of the Carnegie Institution, Kerry Emanuel at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, James E. Hansen of Columbia University and Tom Wigley of the National Center for Atmospheric Research and the University of Adelaide
“To Those Influencing Environmental Policy But Opposed to Nuclear Power”
http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/03/to-those-influencing-environmental-policy-but-opposed-to-nuclear-power/?_r=0
Unfortunately building conventional nuclear facilities is not realistic due to the costs associated with safety issues.
This leaves you with one option other than Geo-engineering “A New Nuclear Technology”!
Geo-engineering is the newest subsidy for the fossil fuel industry and is wrought with unknown risks and dangers and therefore not an option.
The New Nuclear Technology I propose is as follows:
Human Excrement + Nuclear Waste = Hydrogen
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You’ve tried everything else first and these have failed adding to the urgency of action required!
Dennis Baker
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Penticton BC Canada V2A1P9
dennisbaker2003@hotmail.com
@dennisearlbaker @silenced_not

another good, clean billionaire:
5 June: Bloomberg: Buffett’s $26 Billion Power Bet in West Seen Paying Off
By Lynn Doan and Naureen S. Malik
The energy unit of Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc., with the help of California’s grid operator, is moving to unite the holdings under a single market capable of dispatching power across seven states every five minutes. The system, designed to handle sudden swings in supply and demand, would revolutionize the markets from Oregon to Nevada, where 38 transmission operators manually balance their territories on an hourly basis.
The move would be a game-changer for the renewables that Berkshire Hathaway Energy Co. has accumulated over the past decade, including two of the world’s largest solar farms, and for other clean-power producers, according to those who trade in the region’s markets…
***Transmission operators across the U.S. are struggling to manage record volumes of variable resources such as wind and solar coming online to meet state renewables mandates. Power prices, already weighed down by a 66 percent drop in natural gas since July 2008, can slide to zero or negative at times when output unexpectedly surges, pressuring profits for gas, nuclear and coal generators…
To bring this growing collection of renewables onto the grid, “you really need to have better tools — situational awareness, speed and wide areas of diversity,” PacifiCorp’s Bird said. “The West lacks that, and this, from our point of view, is critical.”
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-03/buffett-s-26-billion-power-bet-in-west-seen-paying-off.html

“Is it OK for large amounts of oil money to be expended influencing American politics, as long as the oil money is spent on helping Democrat candidates?”
Of course its OK, because (in the eyes of the Left) it is peoples money being returned to the people. Similarly, the Oil industry is OK when there is a Lefty govt, because the taxes are being used for worthy causes, but when a Righty govt gets elected it suddenly becomes exploitation of the people for the benefit of the rich.

Here temperatures raise during the day and fall during the night. I am sure it is due to elevated CO2 levels. I can’t bear it any more.
where is my money?

I froze my butt off last winter. Can I get a new one? Or at least get the old one reattached?

What is great is that this means he has been conned. Because this fund is going to be managed, at great expense. And nouveau riche like this schmuck are very insecure, so they travel in packs.
So we are going to see this guy’s pals, who also confuse their net worth with their IQ, flushing money into this scam as well. Their money is going to be redistributed, in a way that will possibly even teach them, and not just entertain us. Somewhere a con-artist, or probably a group of con-artists, are living out the closing scene from “The Sting”.

What about these victims of extreme weather from 1935 and 1936?
Where are the worsening trends in extreme weather and/or climate?
Ya wanna see bad weather and climate?
Below are some of the effects of the Little Ice Age on humanity from the literature. In short we had crop failures, hunger, mass migration, epidemics, great storms in the North Atlantic, Europe wide witch hunts, endemic Malaria in England & part of the Arctic Circle, higher wildfire frequency in circumboreal forests, strong droughts in central Africa (1400–1750), social unrest in China, dead Central American coral reef, century-scale droughts in East Africa, large increases in flood magnitude (upper Mississippi tributaries), environmental and economic deterioration in Norway, decline in average height of Northern European men, climate became drier on the Yucatan Peninsula, sudden and catastrophic end of the Norse Western Settlement in Greenland, River Thames freeze-overs, agro-ecological, socioeconomic, and demographic catastrophes, leading to the General Crisis of the Seventeenth Century.

Big Oil Money for Me, But Not for Thee
It’s funny how so much oil funding and links finds its way into environmental groups and Warmists too. Even Dana of the Guardian is not averse to a little oil money. Dana Nuccitelli – Guardian environmental contributor & works for Tetra Tech oil and gas services company.

“Tetra Tech Expands Services to Shale Oil Market with Rooney Engineering Acquisition”
PASADENA, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Jun. 6, 2012– Tetra Tech, Inc. (NASDAQ:TTEK) announced today that it has acquired Rooney Engineering, Inc. (REI), an oil and gas pipeline planning and engineering firm based in Colorado.
http://www.tetratech.com/press-releases/tetra-tech-expands-services-to-shale-oil-market-with-rooney-engineering-acquisition.html

I don’t exactly know how to approach this. Allow me to start with an old Seinfeld episode wherein George, after an encounter with particularly cold water, is confronted with the humiliation of…”shrinkage.” In front of his girlfriend. (I added that last sentence in case one needs further explanation.) Now, we all know that the bitterly cold winter was caused by a polar vortex from CAGW. We know this from John Holdren. Anyway, shrinkage is, indeed, the ultimate male humiliation (trust me, I don’t know this from experience). And, since the cold temperature causative of this malady (pretty spiffy wordsmithing, eh?) comes from global warming (or, at least that’s the excuse Holdren uses) then I would say many men can claim to be victims of climate change. Perhaps the compensation can be based on each millimeter of degradation. And this way, all the little d..ks can be compensated by one big one.

I’m currently (!) suffering through my third day in the California desert without electricity, after moving into new digs, at least one more day and night to go, all because the privileged panty waists at Southern California Edison don’t work on weekends, and won’t be able to initiate my electrical service until sometime before 5 pm on Monday.
So I think some of this climate change money should go, not to me, but rather to these prima donna technocrats and bureaucrats at Southern California Edison so they may continue their luxurious week-ends undisturbed by the needs of their customers, especially elderly customers with health problems.

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I’m currently (!) suffering through my third day in the California desert without electricity, after moving into new digs, at least one more day and night to go, all because the privileged panty waists at Southern California Edison who don’t work on weekends, and won’t be able to initiate my electrical service until sometime before 5 pm on Monday.
Nice work, if you can get it.
So I think some of this climate change money should go, not to me, but rather to these prima donna technocrats and bureaucrats at Southern California Edison so they may continue their luxurious week-ends undisturbed by the needs of their customers, especially elderly customers with health problems.

Beat me to it, AndiC. ;-p
ATheoK – I think you hit the nail right on the head.

Relatives yelled at me for decades at every mention of global warming. Only arctic front advances gave a temporary relief. I will never be the same.
Some still stand by their abuse and will testify. How much am I worth?

I invite billionaire Tom Steyer if true would like to solve the enigma of climate change, to contribute to focus on the right place. I offer a solution for the aforementioned amount, except that the cost of research in my recipe should be borne by him or the U.S. Government. There should be a lot astronomical data to create a picture of climate change from the past, through the present and for the future. I say this because of the fact that all cycles and sub-cycles have changed its rules, which can be expressed mathematically and diagrammatically. This is a very serious offer and I think that this will ever come true, no matter who, but probably will be someone who understands what real science. If this is Mr. Tom does not read, I ask the editor of the newspaper to him that my transfer. Make a deal on all procedures to resolve this issue. If necessary, I can give you some general information as evidence that my assumption agreement with previous measurements and findings. Sunspot cycle and the real indicator, but not a causal change the appearance of the sun.

It got too cold here in my house this morning, and I had to turn my furnace back on. I should get some help with my heating bill. Summer is less than two weeks away!