The photo below originally appeared in the NYT showing Air Force One returning from Copenhagen.
It of course, screams for a caption. I’m sure our readers can provide one.
Here’s the original caption and story from the NYT.
Major Snowstorm Hits Atlantic Coast
A major winter storm was moving up the Atlantic Coast on Friday night, with forecasters expecting accumulations of one to two feet of snow in some areas. President Obama returned early Saturday from climate talks in Copenhagen, landing at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in the midst of the storm.
I’ll fill in the balloon with the best caption
“Are we still in Copenhagen?”
“$@#$&@#$$$&$(%$(@(*&$*%%$%$)&)%$)%)$&^!!!”
Caption;
-These Boeings sure is comfortable!
-Thank God for Western sivilisation.
-Another gin and tonic before the limousine arrives?
Ahhh…good to be home in the nice warm U S of…….oh….
“This might make it difficult to pass the Copenhagen Climate Consessions in congress”
or
“Perhaps we should wait for summer to send this thing to congress”
“Global warming my ass!
Obviously my trip was a success. Global warming has already gone.
Hmmm…so this is the Gore Effect eh? Make sure someone sends him to Aspen before my ski holiday…I want to make sure I’ve got fresh powder.
or…
“Perfect, Congress will be snowed in and will have no choice but to pass the Copenhagen Climate Consessions before the spring thaw”
Climate change you can believe in!
“Nothing to see here, the science is settled”
Obama returns from Copenhagen triumphant, having reversed global warming.
Get Al Gore on the phone.
We need to talk.
Not a problem, I’m good at shoveling.
And we thought Copenhagen was a snow job!
So, THIS is what “irony” looks like.
“Damn! Al beat me here!”
“Glad we got that global warming thing licked”.
Great to be home in the land of CO2 emissions. Note to climate change modellers: How much extra CO2 do we need to warm us up a bit?
“Damn, I’m good!
I’ve ended global warming!”
Caption
Mr. President, all that hot air from Copenhagen just froze on the way over.
“Well, that worked. Damn I’m good!”
Rahm, did you get that order delivered to Gore
to stay the hell away from Washington?
Repeat after me: I see no snow, I see no snow, I see no snow…. Damn, it’s still there!
“Tell Robert Gibbs to say, “The science of global warming is more than settled.” “
“Hansen and NASA said this
wasn’t supposed to happen!”
or
“Is Al Gore in D.C. again?”
CAPTION:
“Ohh…Al is right, this snow is really 0.1Ā°C warmer than that of last year”
Iāll fill in the balloon with the best caption
It’s a sprint to get the best one!!!
“It’s only weather, Mr President”
“The only whether is whether I fire Hansen’s ass today or tomorrow”
Those chinese gave us a Tea Party!
Seriously Kwik?
Why does it not do what they say?
Whiteout!
“Just as we have created or saved 100,000’s of jobs so we are doing for global warming.”
[snip ] Damn It, why did Al Gore need to hitch a ride?
Are we there yet?
Let me be perfectly clear…….
Bush left this mess.
“Daddy, does this mean you’re wrong?”
This post isn’t showing up on the front page, just the link in the sidebar
“Finally, a source of Hot Air to warm our frozen butts…!”
“I ‘hope’ this weather will ‘change’….”
Henry chance (08:53:14) :
Let me be perfectly clearā¦ā¦.
Bush left this mess.
FUNNY!!
Success! The sea level is probably falling as well!
Remind me to fire that Hansen clown.
My caption is:
“Don’t worry Mr. President, it’s rotten snow.
I hope it isnt snowing in Hawaii next week.
I have ended the warming!
“The models predicted this. It’s worse than we thought!”
“A global warming conference in December….nice move guys”
“D@mned Gore Effect”
OT, they have snow today in Nice, SE France. Gore effect, indeed.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//091219/481/603d554f4c774822bd1a36f32ae5c907/
Dang! That Copenhagen agreement sure was effective..
I can only hope health care is handled with the same skill and audicity
“Bush and Rove did this!”
How about this for a caption: “1-2 feet of Global Warming! It’s worse than we thought!”
You could grow icicles out there.
“don’t worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be ‘adjusted’ to be the warmest December 18th this century.”
Get Hansen on the phone! “Hey bro, wazup. Listen, we have a little problem here. Can you come up with a trick to hide the gawddamnsnow? Good. Get back to me as soon as you have the article in print. Use that Nature rag. I know the publisher and he’ll have Mann peer review the thing.”
“It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
“Shovel ready?”
“Er… Rahm. You said this was only going to be a MEANINGFUL snow storm!!”
“I can’t wait for the global cooling conference in Cairo. Lets do it in July”
Can’t we just refuel and head to the Maldives?
“Darn, this must be Moscow!”
Haven’t we taken off yet?
Empty like that seems quite appropriate.
āAmerican children gain much pleasure from snow, pleasure that many African children will never experience. We are a selfish nation, our children are selfish and they should be ashamed of themselves. Crystalline water ice inequality is a major moral issue that must be addressed by rich nations.ā
OR
āAll hail my latest achievement, the reversal of global warming. I truly am a god.”
“I’ll be out in a minute, just finishing up the calculations for my carbon footprint for the trip.”
Yeah, right.
My Fellow Americans ….. I’ve just saved you from bankruptcy
Revision, with a nod to other posters š
Damn I’m good — sea level’s probably falling, too.
“Yes we canned global warming”
Refuel, We’re off to Kenya!
DaveE.
whispering:That’s why I only made a half-hearted global warming mitigation agreement
“Gee! The North Pole! I just love these little surprises. Can I meet Santa now?”
My dandruff shampoo isn’t working
Ah, land of the free and skeptical.
Throw another $100 billion log on the fire, quick.
“I suck! Inhofe for President.”
It looks like a Chinese cloud seeding operation. I guess I shouldn’t have pissed them off.
This is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy
my god, I’m powerful.
Actually, I think the “empty words” balloon is very appropriate as it is. I don’t think he’s ever said anything of substance, especially in regards to climate change.
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas…
“Tiger! Ho man ya should been in Copenhagen! Those Scandinavian chicks are hot.” (LOUD CLICK!!)
Quick fake the data and put it in the IPCC report as a JULY picture
At least it snowed in Nice France too!
grumpy old man (08:44:21) :
Not a problem, Iām good at shoveling.
lol
shoveling what?
“Welcome to Washington for another Obaminable Snowjob!”
A+
How about a variation of the matrix, there is no spoon.
God: Do not try and stop the warming. That’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Obama: What truth?
God: There is no warming. Then you’ll see that it is not the climate that changes, it is only yourself.
“Now that we’ve won the war on warming, we’re going to need to fight a war on cooling. Anyone for a tax on Oxygen?”
Mann is now trying to distance himself from Jones et al. It won’t work- just check out the comments to his article.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/17/AR2009121703682.html
(No caption as it would require CO2)
“Oh, s**t, I wonder if this world government thing we’re trying to do will end up like the ‘Tower of Babel'”?
X@*&%%$!!!
Al got here first!
Wow one days work and i have fixed the world, i feel another nobel award coming!
Behold the Warming has ended and I have brought you to he promised climate.
Perhaps this is too crass but please keep in mind that such ugly truth is often revealed by our polititions in their private moments.
If Obama is sincere, he might utter, [snip] However, I suspect he really thinks, “Suckers.”
Mr. President, the science is not only settled, it appears to be frozen as well.
We’re going to pass a treaty to fight global warming and we’re not going to let reality get in the way.
Well done Mr President; a washout and a whiteout!
If it get colder I can use my own hockey stick
“I smell a Rove!”
“The denialist press is going to have a field day!”
“This unprecedented snow is just unprecedented weather and is not to be confused with unprecedented climate change.”
“I need Mike’s Nature Trick – quick!”
I leave Biden in charge for ONE day……..
sorry meant to read
If it gets any colder I can use my own hockey stick
[snip] skeptics are gonna have a FIELD DAY with this!
Get the AP and Reuters on this….our efforts are already showing success!
You know Rahm, I can’t believe how easy this job is. All I had to do was fly to Copenhagen and look! I’ve fixed climate change faster than the economy!
Obama solves Global Warming, makes it snow!
I didn’t spit up my coffee till Anthony wrote. Best, by far:
“Donāt worry Mr. President, itās rotten snow.”
Pilot to Obama:
“You’re going to look awfully stupid stepping out of this plane.”
“Thank God. This cold means we will have little problem to show rising temperatures by next year’s climate conference…”
I really am the messiah, one speech in Copenhagen and global warming is fixed!
“No Sir, Mr. President. We were actually referring to hiding the decline of your poll numbers. Watch your step there, Sir, it is still very slick.”
“I, the Messiah, led the Global Warming forces to victory.
Uh … what was that, Michelle?”
artw
Awesome. Those are bloody palm trees!
We’re all supposed to want cooling instead?
Quick, fire those engines back up, my feet are getting cold!
“Can you run that Climategate thing by me one more time”
“Gibbs – did you remember to bring the hockey sticks?”
Typo
āTiger! Ho man ya shoulda been in Copenhagen! Those Scandinavian chicks are hot.ā (LOUD CLICK!!)
artw (09:05:36) :
ādonāt worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be āadjustedā to be the warmest December 18th this century.ā
Gets my vote
“Freeze in our time” or ” I have a piece of paper……….”
“What do you mean its not winter yet?”
“The fundamental transformation of the United States of America.”
“Bwaaa haaa haaa”
OR
“Watts up wit dat”
Obama: “See how successful we were. It’s working already!”
Either:
“Don’t worry. We’ll be sure to adjust this blizzard out of site”
or simply
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mission accomplished.
These #** scientists failed to hide the decline!
“By any chance, is Al Gore in town?”
or
“Remember, it’s weather, not climate.”
or
“Try looking out the other window.”
“The guys at NASA & NOAA say “it’s weather, not climate”
Anyone who utters ‘Merry Xmas’ is fired!
Global Warming
Bawling Glamor
Grim Banal Glow
Garbling Ma Owl
Blown Alarm Gig
Climate Change
Catch Genial Me
Magic Leach Net
China Get Camel
Ace Amen Glitch
President! They’re saying you’re the biggest ironic farce since records began!
WATTSUPWITHTHAT !!!!
Damn it! I’ve left my snow shoes in Copenhagen.
“Look at all the flower petals! It’s spring time! Stupid Global Warming!”
By the way, not sure if you’ve seen this before: http://3.ly/P6ob It’s an article about how Wikipedia has been subverted by the AGW crew.
Hm! snow in winter, AGW is really hitting us hard this time. Someone call Nancy and Harry!, we urgently need to pass a bill to regulate snowfall.
“Wake up Mr President – it’s all been a dream !”
“Our power over Earth’s climate is complete. Bwuhahaha!”
The evidence is clear; Climate Change has given us the warmest snow blizzards since records began.
“I thought we were landing in Maryland, not the artic”
You mean you got the signs the wrong way round and it’s cooling?
I’m sorry Mr. President, we left your goulashes in the oval office. They are in the same box with your “teleprompter”.
or………
President stay on the plane. The Shadow of Death, I mean Gordon, is waiting in Arrivals
“Who let Gore on the [snip] plane?”
“This must be some terrorist attack…”
Love the captions guys, I had a couple all picked out but ya’ll beat me to it. Have a Merry Christmas
Hot air and US President’s integrity stranded in Copenhagen…ego arrives DC in tact.
“You’ll never know what I am saying because the whiteout is hiding my words”
I’d leave it as it is,a big fat nothing…
The caption should be, of course —
WATTS UP WITH THAT!?
Mr President Sir, we’ve just found a stowaway in the hold… a man by the name of Albert Gore.
Oh! There you are Al, thank goodness. I had a dream………. a terrible dream….
I dreamed, in a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check………i dreamed, of signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. It was only a dream Al…wasn’t it….. Al…Al..
Ok, ok, who let Gore land first?
My caption is:
“Watts up with that?” š
Hey Holdren – I told ya!
Where’s my 20 bucks?
Oh no – a sign from God saying “It’s not the CO2!”
“Oh, a snowstorm? I was expecting another storm that starts with s!”
“Step away from the windows… nothing to see here…”
So where is the Global Warming ?
(grabbing phone)
Mann, Hansen .. you’re fired !!
Where the hell is global warming! I’m freezing!
“Don’t worry, Mr. President. The crew will lay a carpet of surplus dollar bills to your limo to keep your shoes clean.”
What ‘Gore Effect”?
As President, I commanded
ācolderā and it is… Call it
The Obama Effect, OK?!
“This is an even chillier reception than I got from the Chinese delegation!”
P. Gosselin stole mine (it’s worst than we thought)
Then what about this:
Damn, these oil industry exec’s are good. First they froze the talked in copenhagen and now they are freezing hell over.
Caption: “See I am so awesome, I am already affecting the climate. I absolutely rock!”
“Hey! WUWT?”
On a more serious note – I’ve long thought that the best way to convince people that global warming is overhyped is with memorable storms. This one will get the attention of 50 million people and all of the US Senate who can’t declare a snow day if they want to pass health care legislation before Chrstmas.
With some long term forecasts calling for a mid-Atlantic storm track this winter, this storm may be only the first of several reminders. Yay!
S’now business like show business.
‘Yes we can’t’
“Negative feedback has kicked in, Mr President.”
“Then CO2 must be to blame!”
“I was talking about the opinion polls, sir.”
As we Noo Yawkuhs like to say,
“Weah’s da’ global wawmin’?!!”
I actually really like the idea of a blank speaking bubble (or thinking bubble) over Obama’s head, but I think that would not be clear enough coming from the plane.
how about:
“This is Bush’s fault.”
Mission Accomplished!
“When you control the media as I do, truth is never an inconvenience to my agendas.”
“SIR, please watch your step, there is five inches of global warming on the ground”
Mission accomplished!
“Those [snip] deniers and their snow machines!”
Sorry – all the best lines were used above.
Dammit, theh Gore effect again! Al, that’s the last time you bum a ride with me!!
oops, here it is without typo
Dammit, the Gore Effect again! Al, that’s the last time you bum a ride with me!!
Unprecedented snow in DC. Another great unprecedented accomplishment I have succeeded in for the nation!
Barack ‘BamBam’ Obama
Well wake him up damm**!
If he can stop the rise of the oceans he outta be able to melt some snow.
“Lose the shades, Gore.”
???
How do you spell, “Peace in our time”?
…and it says here ‘a dollar for every snowflake’! who put that in?
Honey! Have you finished with the phone?
“Looks like a good night to give up cigarettes.”
It’s a message from God.
“It’s a CRUel world”
Looks like we just landed in the Twilight Zone….
Any glaciers forming yet?
thank you for flying Air Force One, please remember to buy your Carbon Offsets at the exit area.
Stupid Al Gore. He can’t get anything right!
Hummm, this is unusual. 20 inches of snow in DC? It must be because of global warming!
“Wow! I’m gone for one day and look how much the climate changed!”
Having donned red slippers, der commander-in-chief is found repeating:
“There’s no place like home, click-click, there’s no place like … ” (Chicago, the snow belt et al …)
.
.
“The ‘extent’ of this stuff proves nothing, Mr. President. It’s ‘thinner’ than last year’s snow. I’ve never seen such skinny snow!”
CH
“This is China’s fault.”
“Watch your step Michelle, there’s a whole lotta Global Warming out here!”
Itās worse than we thought, the climate changed again. Hell actually froze over this time.
“Mission accomplished”
One degree
Two degree
Doh
“At the airport we can build a snowman,
And pretend that Al Gore’s not a clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until Jim Hansen comes to knock him down.”
I am sorry, Mr President, the pilot’s new, he thought you wanted to go to Greenland.
Maybe it’s time for another “Weather is not climate” posting about the blizzard on the East Coast? They’ve shut down a lot of airports today. Folks who didn’t get out of Copenhagen yesterday may well be stuck somewhere…
“But it’s a Warm Snow”
Where’s Al , I’ll skin him
Welcome to Andrews Air Force base, Mr President. The cottonwood trees are in full bloom in this unusually warm year.
Little ice-age here!
The Copenhagen agreement has worked faster than expected….. The carbon offsets are rapidly cooling the planet as we speak.
(this caption will only work for those who understand sarcasm;-)
Mission Accomplished!
“If those folks in Copenhagen had done their job right, we wouldn’t be in this mess right now.”
iurockhead (09:04:32)
and in the spanish costas, SW france not abive -1 today and -12 last night. 150mm of snow on the ground. The UK having it’s worst pre-xmas snow since the worst winter on record 1962/3. et so on.
Caption : Was that a toilet role I signed in Danemark.?
1. Is Palin in town or are we in Alaska?
2. I said “Washington”, not “Ottawa”.
3. When I said go to “W” I meant “Waikiki”.
Stay seated, Sir. The endangered polar bear population has exploded and there’s a couple of them outside the plane right now.
“If I say there is NO snow! Then there is NO snow!
We’ve only stopped in Ottawa to refuel … right?
Not for the caption but how soon can we start to hear scare stories about global freezing and hordes of raveging killer polar bears due to co2 . For the caption:
“I’m dreaming of a oh..sir, I think we have another type of bing problem……..”
“I think I’ll send Joe to pick up my next Nobel.”
Al Gore: Mr President, as you can see, GW is worse than we thought.
“Holy busted thermometers, Mr. President!”
Now this is change I can believe in!
OH goody daddy w’re going to have a white Christmas… Shut up kid, I don’t want to hear it.
“Another blooper like this and no one will ever belive me again!”
“Damn it! I told Gore NOT to meet us at the airport!”
“This is the moment you predicted, sir! The oceans have stopped rising. The earth is cooling. We have restored our nation’s image as the last, best hope on earth! Now, could you say something that would warm things up just a little?”
What’s up doc? Global Cooling, I guess!
I trust the photo was taken after they plowed the runway.
Damn the data! Full speed ahead!
“Those white things Mr. President? Those are the
ghost-tears of dead baby polar bears.”
Rahm, why have we landed in Wasilla???
…decline hope and hide the change…mm..changee hope and hide the decline…
hu…whatever…[snip]
“Al Gore must be in town”
“Stop laughing at me, God!”
P Gosselin’s got it. It has to be, “It’s worse than we thought!”
Message from Lord Monckton for you sir.
What does “All your base are belong to us” mean?
“I’m kinda glad COP15 failed,that new Hydrogen tank makes Airforce one look silly.”
“This is positively the last time I give Al Gore a ride in Air Force One!”
“Somebody up there has an odd sense of humor”
Whitehouse whitewash whiteout.
Don’t forget your lines, Mr. President. Repeat after me:
“This is MORE PROOF of global warming!”
If you say it, they’ll believe you. Come on, let’s try again…
Hmmm-might be the last good photo op for Crossing The Delaware 2.0
“Get me to Yamal stat! That one tree is our last chance for some warming!”
“OMG, gobal warming made the sky fall!!!!”
Where’s a blind eye when you need one?
Sorry, I don’t know where else I can post this and get input from knowledgeable skeptics.
I am currently trying to find out more information on this:
In Lord Monckton’s letter to Dr. Pachauri he (unscientifically)
demonstrated that the slopes for the previous periods of warming were
similar to the slope of the warming period we are currently in (page 6
in the PDF linked below.)
http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/originals/pachauri_letter.pdf
However I’m having trouble finding data or studies that demonstrate
the warming is occurring at the same rate as earlier in the century.
This is where I am going with this:
The scientific literature says that our current warming (last 30-35)
years is too great to be caused by the sun alone. They attribute it
of course to anthropogenic causes. They wholly attribute the
1850-1975/1980 warming we have seen to natural causes. It sure seems
that if our current warming is at a rate no greater than the previous
warming that it could be caused by the same natural mechanisms.
Please help with any information you may have.
Success! We sure fixed global warming, and fixed it real fast.
Gaia is a denier!
Plenty of excellent, I like the ādonāt worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be āadjustedā to be the warmest December 18th this century” as well as “Obviously my trip was a success. Global warming has already gone”.
yesterday went to watch videos of Piers Corbyn, there was an opportunity to read his forecast done on the 2nd of December for the second part of december. for the US and Canada he wrote: “19th to 31st: a series of waves of severe and at times dangerous wintry weather” a little bit down he wrote “severe deluges of snow/blizzards hail & winter thunder/ tornadoes at times”. And more particularly “19-20 Dec Major SWIP & Deluges / extreme activity”. Ok it started on the 18th but it is relatively accurate so far.
Sorry guys but 22nd and 23rd is the same, then 25th to 27th, it is moderate and not major. then “28th to 30th MAJOR (in capital letters) cold blasts & snowstorms extreme activity TOPa SWIP with notable simultaneous extreme events around world.” I do not want to know what he would have forecasted if there was no global warming!?
No gentleman I am reliably informed that the climate is warm it’s the weather that is cold.
So do you want the fur muffles or not sir?
Erm!!
“We have enough fuel to make it to Hawaii Mr. President, but Rahm wants to check that AF1s carbon footprint won’t reflect badly on you in light of Nopenhag.., sorry, Copenhagen. Want to make some snow angles while we wait?”
“Hey, it is really bad blizzard! This is proof of man made climate change.”
I’ve always said we can lick this global warming thing….Yes we can.
Time to keep my promise. Order 600,000 shovels and get those people working. While your at it, find some solar powered snow blowers.
Damn, CO2 isn’t gassing the planet!
What do you mean we can’t take off, who the hell let that Glow Ball Warming ice up our wings?
BTW are we still on the “Hope ‘n Whoring” tour?
Hans Island has issued weather reports indicating heavy snowfall gusting winds and much Christmas joy.
“And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth”
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment GroĆherzog Friedrich von Baden (Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group āTrue Northā
Oh, cool, Coppenhagen was a success, Hillary. It’s snowing!
Bring me the Head of Global Warming..
I guess Global Warming really IS a snow job!
“Great! Finally a shovel-ready project!”
Pjotr
The snowy photo’s empty speech bubble is a suitable metaphor for an era dominated by an almost complete scientific, political, journalistic and cultural intellectual whiteout among the Western Establishments. Climategate and the fiasco of COP15 hopefully marks the dawning of a new era or, dare I say, a truly democratic New World Order of rationality and sanity.
Caption: Where’s the m…heat?
“I shall now walk on water.”
The falling ash has been traced to three main locations around the World.Analysis shows it to consist of the residue of computer hard-drives,reports say.
Dang it…All those flakes in Copenhagen followed us home!
“Ticker tape parade greets President after European climate victory”
Is it the day after tomorrow already?
Welcome home to the land of the FREE – ZING Mr President!
Copenhagen! Everyone’s gone off piste.
“Now we’re down,…who’s the joker who decided to show ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ as the in-flight movie on the way home!”
-“snow chains? why whould we need snow chains ?”
Just imagine how cold it would of been if it wasn’t for global warming!
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude”
Barak: Damn, I was sure the weather would do as I said.
Michelle: Never mind, neither could that old king of England and Denmark command the tide. He was a silly Knut!
Wow! This is unprecedented! Who would have thought I could solve
Golbal Warming so quickly?
“The day after Copenhagen.”
Lol
“I sure do hope the missus is knitting me a red, white, and blue scarf for Christmas. Brrrr.”
“Whoever came up with ‘climate change’ is a genius.”
Hey anyone remember that old Airport movie?
You see, this IS “consistent with” global warming!
“And what do I get for being the one and only environmentally friendly, post-racial President? A ‘white’ Christmas at the ‘White’ house. Jeremiah warned me there would be days like this!”
“Well the snow’s sure settled! What was that about the science?”
” Mesiah Obama,God here. I agree “Time for talk is over”. I chased you out of Hopenhagen with a foot of snow and gave you two feet of snow in Washington for good measure. How do you like that “peer review”?
What’s our Plan B?
Crap
COP15 in December… If it were up to the UN the Winter Olympics would be in July in Haiti.
“The update from the met as we overflew Britain was for 15C and clear skies.”
Actually, I vote for:
John Wright (09:09:26) :
Empty like that seems quite appropriate.
I’m dreaming of a white christmas!
Peace In Our Time
But the EPA told me this couldn’t happen…
Michelle, Where did you put the sweater Putin knitted for me?
Who’s the prankster at HAARP?
**think** “See no snow. Hear no snow. Speak no snow”
…. Damn, THIS SNOW IS SLIPPERY!
“Mr. President, yes it’s not snowing there and yes there will be plenty of available space, but I’m worried that an executive order to move the White House to Guantanamo isn’t in our best interests right now.”
‘I’m sorry Mr.President.The Polar Bear’s we brought here for the photo op have escaped and we can’t find them.’
“No Mr. President, those aren’t Co2 molecules falling from the sky.”
“Are we in Kansas yet, Toto?”
Who let AlGore on the Plane?
‘America’s First Lady. At last! After two hundred and fifty years!’
“This snow is entirely consistent with global warming theory”
“The CO2 has started forming into white clumps and falling from the sky. It’s worse than we thought.”
Don’t make fun of Obama. This is serious. I recycle all of the time. I am green.
“we nearly saved the planet!”
“Next!”
This is a problem. Floods almost got my house. It is global warming. Icebergs melted and flooded my city!
“I’m not a bit surprised. We’ve said all along that global warming can cause global cooling.”
“I thought you said the SEA level would rise 1 to 2 feet !!!”
The EPA will launch an investigation to find out who’s responsible for this illegal snowfall.
“Gird your loins, Mr. President. It seems that Mutant Killer Snowman is not dead afterall!”
“Hope and Change you can believe in??”
Reword that for alliteration:
“Whoās the humorist at HAARP?”
Sure it wasn’t something you ate?
WUWT readers do not disappoint. Well done, all.
Mine:
“Jeez, when Michelle said she’d kick my ass into the day after tomorrow…”
“Sir, we may have overdone it with the carbon offsets.”
Obama’s Copenhagen Snow Job Fails –
Doctored Data and Claims Piled Higher and Deeper,
Set World Government Takeover Plans a Drift
Al, tell me again how things are getting WARMER.
Pamela Gray (09:06:45) :
Get Hansen on the phone! āHey bro, wazup. Listen, we have a little problem here. Can you come up with a trick to hide the gawddamnsnow? Good. Get back to me as soon as you have the article in print. Use that Nature rag. I know the publisher and heāll have Mann peer review the thing.ā
ROTFLMAO…. I read it to my husband after I wiped the tears from my eyes, now he is rolling too
“Hello Phil? Barack here. Do you or Mike have another ‘trick” I can use to show that this @#$!*& snow is caused by Global Warming? After the ass-whipping I took in Denmark I need some cover. Cheers.”
Woohoo! Get the Hockey sticks out kids!
“Mission Accomplished”
very funny Darwin
‘Look on the bright side,Mr President.If this keeps up your aunt might even WANT to be deported.’
“I don’t care if you are an ex-Vicepresident, Al: this is the last time you travel with me!”
Snow in Washington? That’s nothing how about snow in Nice SOUTHERN France. It’s worse than we thought.
Saturday, Dec. 19, 2009.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//091219/481/603d554f4c774822bd1a36f32ae5c907/
“Welcome to Loring AFB Maine Mr. President. As part of our Executive Sustainability Project we’ll be taking the bus from here to DC.”
Those snowflakes keep falling on my head, it isn’t what the CRU said, their science must be completly wrong, nothing seems to fit…… Ā Ā
Mission Accomplished!
Damn, where’s that tele-prompter? I need to say something intelligent.
You generate hundreds of tons, and what do you get?
Another day colder and deeper in debt.
Reply: Nice! ~ ctm
There was a young Pres called Obama
Who wished his return a bit warmer
The steps were like glass
And he slipped on his ass
Now they’re checking his butt out in Trauma
“I said Maryland not Iceland!”
Don’t cry for the AGW crowd. No doubt the next model (after sufficient funding of course) will reveal that these weather patterns were to be expected and most likely due to some previously unsuspected human meddling that threatens to shut down the Atlantic current or some such unless of course the rich nations do something (expensive) right now. Right now!
‘I’m sorry Mr President but the whole thing was a pack of lies.’ ‘ Inuit !’
“Is that snow or have we landed in Colombia?”
Blast. They’ll have to shovel Crystalline Global Warming off the white house stairs again.
“Get God on the phone and tell him we need to have a talk,” Obama in his most arrogant voice.
Newsflash:
Autocue breaks on Airforce one.
“Mr. President, when we average this over the entire globe, it all melts.”
or,
“Mr. President, getting to work cleaning up this mess is the message you need to sell from Copenhagen.”
“Who can turn that into a nice sounding teleprompter soundbite?”
“Sorry sir, due to Washington being snowed in, we had to divert to East Anglia, England. Do you want to drop in and see Dr. Jones for a little chat?”
So far I like “hope and change” the best.
1) Obama: We KNOW Global Warming is the cause of extreme weather. If anyone needs proof about how serious the problem is, just look out the window.
2) Air Force 1: Hey Tower, we need taxi assistance due to this global-warming-induced blizzard.
Tower: OK AF1, we’ll send out a global-warming-producing aircraft tug to tow you to parking.
3) Obama: Only Global Warming deniers can see a blizzard out their window. No one sees a blizzard out their window, do they?
lolwut?
“Oh H-E-double hockey sticks!”
Quite easy:
“What’s up with that?”
Ecotretas
“You can wake up now, Mr. President. Global warming is over.”
“Mister President, I don’t think we can hide this decline.”
“Will someone tell me when we’re going to get this dang plane off the ground and start home?… What do you mean we’re home?”
“Get me the teleprompt, so I can melt this stuff.”
“Thank God for Global Warming, or we’d all freeze to death!”
‘No need to force a smile,Mr President. No-one will see your teeth anyway.’
Two suggestions:
1. “See, it’s working already!”
2. “REDUCTION IN OUR TIME” (Apologies to Neville Chamberlain, who was a CONSERVATIVE and knew he had been fooled 2 years later. Will the “O” know
that? Ever?)
“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. “
What’s not to like? It only takes 7 hours, 400,000 lbs of fuel and you can’t even smell the sulfur anymore…
“No we can’t take the hell back off, Mr. President! Some freakin’ Czar just outlawed wing de-icer!”
No way I’m going home after health care “reform” is enacted!
“Can’t anything go right?”
“Stewardess, get Joe another drink”
Andrew
Spector (10:05:15) : “Looks like we just landed in the Twilight Zoneā¦.”
OMG, I can’t believe it took me so long to get that!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Midnight_Sun
Good one!
Recap of
Copenhagen – Winners:
The World (maybe energy can be directed to ārealā problems facing mankind)
Limo Drivers & Caterers in Copenhagen
The CRU āMoleā (leaked Climategate emails)
Mother Earth (She provided her opinion with āweather-not-climateā in Copenhagen and around the world)
Santa Claus (maybe the eco freaks will leave him and the polar bears alone now)
Attorneyās; The momentum is obviously on the side of rational thinking and the fight will now go into the courts starting with a challenge of the ridiculous EPA endangerment finding
WUWT (http://wattsupwiththat.com/ gains credibility)
Lord Monckton (he called the outcome a long time ago)
And my favorite – Phelim McAleer ( http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2009/12/15/polar-bear-phil-jones/ )
Copenhagen – Losers:
Christmas Trees (UN did not allow them at COP15)
Al āNobel Prizeā Gore (completely discredited)
Capitalism (paying billions in global welfare to undeveloped countries to lower the planet temp 1.5C per COP15 agreement ā huh ?, how will the undeveloped countries do that ?, actually lower the physical climates temp ā huh? Come-on folks ā this money will go to corrupt third world governments that will spend it on socialistic activities if they donāt shove it in their pockets ā your tax money !)
Socialism (Man-Made Global Warming + āGreenā movement + UN/IPCC = Socialism) became more exposed
Carbon Trading Initiatives and āGreenā Venture Funds (values have plummeted)
Science and Academics (thanks to corrupt researchers, professors and institutions who sold out for grant money)
Genuine environmentalism which was hijacked by the Socialist āGreenā movement and may become collateral damage
RealClimate (http://www.realclimate.org/ loses credibility)
EPA (which has been taken over by far left eco nuts)
“Look, just dust off the stuff on Schneider and ice ages from the ’70s, rename AGW from Warming to Wintering and we’re good to go again”
Damn It! I told Al Gore to stay in Copenhagen.
“Shall we hide the decline, Mr. President?”
“Hey Michelle, the ski trip I promised you starts now.”
Presidential aide: “Mr president,we have some bad news and some good news”
president: “Whats the bad news?”
Presidential aide: “It’s snowing”
President:”Ok,whats the good news?”
Presidential aide: “There’s plenty of it……………woohoo paaaaarty”
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
oops! Didn’t mean for there to be a racial connotation.
Corrected: ” I thought we left all the flakes in Copenhagen!”
*It’s about time to descent for landing at Washington Intl. Airport now, or?*
Here are my favorites (that are not mine,of course:-)
mac davis (08:42:07) :
āNothing to see here, the science is settledā
Henry chance (08:53:14) :
Let me be perfectly clearā¦ā¦. Bush left this mess.
HereticFringe (09:26:36) :
āThis unprecedented snow is just unprecedented weather and is not to be confused with unprecedented climate change.ā
pjotrk (10:49:05) :
āGreat! Finally a shovel-ready project!ā
Alec Rawls (10:55:43) :
āWhoever came up with āclimate changeā is a genius.ā
And my favorite:
pahoben (10:41:40) :
Hmmm-might be the last good photo op for Crossing The Delaware 2.0
“Look at all those heat flakes falling!”
Oh! I agree! I agree! The thing that belongs in that balloon is stunned, caught in headlights, silence! As in:
(Crickets chirping)
“Yes, Sir, The Chickennns be comin’ home to roost! G-D America!”
Ridiculous request!
How can I compose a caption when I can’t stop laughing?
“Snow, Wonderful Snow!”
Dang! I guess this is what is meant by “poetic justice”!
New York Times Headline:
Obama Returns From Most Successful Climate Conference Ever To A White Ticker Tape Parade!
But change the bubble to a newspaper caption.
“Do you think we could get Dr. Hansen to turn the air conditioning off again?”
dave (10:22:04) :
“Stay seated, Sir. The endangered polar bear population has exploded and thereās a couple of them outside the plane right now.”
Now I have to wipe the tea off my computer screen again. ROTF
Is this Northrend?
Out, out, you demons of stupidity.
Damn, my Carbon Credit investment has tanked!
“I must have misunderstood! Didn’t Gore and Hansen tell me it was all the other guys who were in denial?”
My what a beautiful warm summer evening.
‘O’ the weather outside is frightful…
“Maybe we should move all the polar bears here ….”
‘ Yes, we underestimated the number of little white lies,Mr President.’
The flight of President Barak Obama has ended now, a flight not only from point A to point B, but also from the fear of a recurring global climate meltdown. Mr. Obama has that fear no longer, though, for the moment, he is, as he said, alone in this assurance. Happily, his conviction will not remain isolated too much longer, for happily, tangible manifestation is very often left as evidence of trespass, even from so intangible a quarter as the Twilight Zone.
I said 350 ppm. Not 35.
Someone confiscate those cameras!
Or
Back on the plane, wrong airport.
or
Gee, Where did those sceptics get all that fake snow!
Maybe that āmeaningful agreementā was a bit too meaningful.
or
Who pressed the easy button?
“The snow is settled, Mr. President.”
iurockhead (09:07:18) :
āShovel ready?ā
good one!!
“Cnuts!”
Do you think there is a vacancy for president of the Maldives?
“Anybody want to buy some carbon credits? I got a GREAT deal from some guy on the corner in Copenhagen!”
ā« Let it snow let it snow let it snow ā«
I TOLD IT TO SNOW
“O, the weather outside is frightful,
Of course, no fire alight! Delightful!!
And we’ve failed to agree on CO too…
Let it snow, let it snow, LET IT GO!”
Sir? Was that you singing just then?
“Hide the decline!”
Gary (09:14:15) :
Throw another $100 billion log on the fire, quick.
lol!
Run that past me one more time, Al baby – cooling is really warming?
Cunning Manbearpig tricked us! It is not global warming, it is global cooling!
“Is that a Stevenson screen on the edge of the runway?”
….
“Al Baby, Barrack here. There is a rumor the Vikings want to take our Nobel Peace Prizes away.”
Send a memo to the Secret Service please: “Quit making snow angels.”
What snow? I see no snow!
āthis danger is real … this is not fiction ā¦ it is science ā¦ā
who wrote that speech!?
“O.K. So here’s what I want you to do: 1) Call Hillary. Quick! Tell her to stop that $100 billion check, 2) Fire that idiot Hansen! 3) Find me a new Energy Secretary who looks out the window once in a while! 4) Tell that loony toon over at EPA she’s got about a week to blame Hansen for her troubles and back out of that “CO2 is poison” position. 5) Tell Pelosi we have to find some other way to redistribute the wealth.” 6) Tell Michelle I’ll be late to dinner because I’ll be riding in a snow plow.”
CH
Clive (09:17:44) :
āTiger! Ho man ya should been in Copenhagen! Those Scandinavian chicks are hot.ā (LOUD CLICK!!)
When is it right to wear a helmet when you dance? When you go clubbin’ with Tiger.
Joe Dondelinger (09:19:46) :
āWelcome to Washington for another Obaminable Snowjob!ā
witty
ADVISOR: Sir, Mr. Holdren is advising us that this all-time record snow for December…is directly related to CO2 forcing and global warming.
PRESIDENT: Well get Ms. Jackson on the phone now. We have to make an immediate emergency declaration banning all automobiles. We can’t wait for Congress.
ADVISOR: Sir, Ms. Jackson phoned in earlier. She skidded off the Beltway and got stuck in a drift and is waiting for a tow truck.
Chris
Norfolk, VA, USA
Al, you invented Photoshop. Deal with this!
Enjoy the snow whilst it lasts, at the rate we are burning fossil fuels in six months time it’ll all be gone.
We’re yet to solve the “ignorance is strength” dilemma..
Success!
We’ve stopped global warming!
“I need a cigarette.”
this is not funny, where are we?
“Yes we can’t”
“Thangyou, thangyaveramuch”…and… bow!
D’Oh, You mean they had FREE PROSTITUTES?
Somebody run back and grab a few for the trip.
…No I don’t care which sex, I screw everyone back home.
“Figures.”
JonesII (09:43:00) :
WATTSUPWITHTHAT !!!!
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My vote for winner!!
“Gee, we could make a snowman — if we only had some coal.”
“Good thing we left early or everyone would be laughing.”
“Do we have enough coal?”
“I picked a bad week to quit smoking!”
Oāschaā denā freuā de.
Oāschaā denā freuā de.
The year āO9 was schadenfreude.
Oānarcissist returns from AGW orgy with his comfort blanket which
āmay prove to be the largest December snowstorm since 1932.ā
ā¦-
āMajor Snowstorm Blankets US Capital
Forecasters say snow accumulations could reach 60 centimeters around Washington DC
A snow emergency has been declared in the U.S. capital as the region braces for what may prove to be the largest December snowstorm since 1932.
The National Weather Service predicts more than 30 centimeters of snow will blanket the U.S. northeast by late Saturday. Forecasters say snow accumulations could reach 60 centimeters around Washington DC.
Just south of the capital in Virginia, more than 12 centimeters had already fallen by late Friday. The national guard is on alert, and a state of emergency has been declared.
While the countryās entire northeast will see considerable snowfall, the Washington area is expected to be among the hardest hit. The U.S. National Weather Service has issued a blizzard warning in the capital for Saturday, warning residents travel will be āextremely dangerous.ā
http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/usa/19dec09-us-washington-weather-79720487.html
(H/T SDA & Tannenbaum)
Pilot to Co-Pilot: āSee, if we just stay off our laptops we can land in Minneapolis on time and on targetā!
“Phew, good job I used the phrase “climate change”; otherwise I would have looked a right boob.”
OR
“I wonder if a fall from a 747 could kill? Hey Gore, come here a sec…”
BTW, check out Moncktons succinct summary of Nopenhagen on his blog (worth a read): http://sppiblog.org/news/parturient-montes-nascetur-ridiculus-mus#more-314
Would it help if we turned the thermometers upside down? I hear the climate scientists do that sometimes…
@Dr. Bob (10:42:37) :
A good place to start is
http://www.heartland.org/publications/NIPCC%20report/PDFs/NIPCC%20Final.pdf
Oh look, a ticker-tape parade for the returning hero!
“It’s DC that froze over with the snow a foot thick. Does that count?”
“Get outta here with that parka!”
“Mr. President, according to the NY Times, NASA GISS computer models predict record high temperatures in Washington this weekend!”
Look outside, Michelle: A meaningful and unprecedented breakthrough in understanding climate change.
Hun, are you sure you want the world to be colder that it already it?
“At least I didn’t walk in to a closet.”
No worries, Mr President…The NOAA assures me that the models show that the snow will be gone by Monday, and that the temperatures will be 95F by Christmas Eve to balance it out!
You know what, just, just, just… f**k it – we’ll tax ’em some other way
Dr. Bob (10:42:37) :
“Sorry, I donāt know where else I can post this and get input from knowledgeable skeptics….”
If you do not mind doing your own work try this site. It lists John Daly’s non-urban weather stations in both hemispheres: http://www.john-daly.com/stations/stations.htm
Here are listed 500 Peer-Reviewed Papers Supporting Skepticism of “Man-Made” Global Warming
http://www.populartechnology.net/2009/10/peer-reviewed-papers-supporting.html
a graph of all 100 yr stations in IPCC:
http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/darwin_zero3.png
This has a lot of various charts:
http://www.c3headlines.com/temperature-charts-historical-proxies.html
You can also check WUWT Resources at the top of the page or you could ask AJ Strata since he has been doing a lot of work on the leaked data from CRU http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/11420
Hope that helps
“Golly.”
To clairy the comment by Hans Rupprecht @10:46:29
Hans Island is a Canadian Island in the Nares Strait, unjustly and outrageously claimed by those Danes who can’t even organize the weather in their own capital city, let alone on Hans Island; a job done successfully by Canada for generations.
Peter S (09:48:39) :
Mr President Sir, weāve just found a stowaway in the holdā¦ a man by the name of Albert Gore.….
…..He thinks the plane is his because he is the real winner in Florida.
“Call the White House and fire the global warming czar. Get me someone who can stop this ^%$% snow!!”
“It’s rotten snow…AGW believers will believe anything”
Carsten Arnholm, Norway (10:05:00) :
āItās a CRUel worldā
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cute!
“Ask David Copperfield if he does blizzards.
He’ll need a big mirror for this one….”
[snip]
Honey this reminds me. We got a lovely Christmas card from George and Laura. All it said was
“Don’t Meth with Texas”
“Seasons greetings”
George, Laura and family.
I ‘hope’ my luck ‘changes’.
“Mr. President, wake up, we’ve arrived.”
“What the hell is this!?! I thought I told you to land in Miami!!”
“Uh, Mr. President, we did, sir.”
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
COOLING IS WARMING
Source: George Orwell “1984” (Three first lines)
The last sentence is a topical supplement…
“Damn, that’s not what I meant when I said we need a total whitewash about climatepredictions”
“Even I didn’t believe my speech yesterday.”
“Hi, Dr. Mann, this is Barry. I expect an explanation.”
Caption: “I thought they hid the decline!”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; – vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow – sorrow for the lost Al Gore –
For the rare and erring warmer whom the greenies named Al Gore –
Comical now for evermore.
Jeff Alberts (11:14:48) :
Poofy_Puff (11:09:28) :
Donāt make fun of Obama. This is serious. I recycle all of the time. I am green.
Sure it wasnāt something you ate?
Nah.. It is something (s)he drank.
“I can finally keep that ‘shovel ready projects’ promise!”
“Hope this weather changes soon, but hey! at least it it will stabilize when we control the climate!”
Caption:
“I should have delivered this version of the speech !!”.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4VhTLxaZaI&hl=en_US&fs=1&]
“Plus Ƨa change, plus c’est la mĆŖme chose.”
“More bad news, Sir. They just found your birth certificate … in Nairobi.”
“Stewardess… make mine a double”
Andrew
Cynthia (11:24:07) :
You generate hundreds of tons, and what do you get?
Another day colder and deeper in debt.
Cynthia how about a little change to that
You print hundreds of dollars, and what do you get?
Another day colder and deeper in debt.
“Have we been homogenised?”
darwin (10:58:53) :
Crap
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I changed my mind: this is the best one!
“Out of the frying pan and into the soup!”
tallbloke (11:24:25) :
There was a young Pres called Obama…
Good one, but I thought all limericks were supposed to be x-rated.
I hope this doesn’t get like Survive! You know, where we cannibalise each other, like the bears. Al, your thigh. I’d never noticed before……So tender……..
If we turn the thermometer the other way up, it’s really nice and warm.
Mr. President, it seems we allowed al qeuda to attack dc with a terrorist snowstorm.
The Copenhagen Accord text:
http://depositfiles.com/files/qxowyzsxs
If we can’t control the snow, lets rename it as cool green.
President Obama arrived home to a cool green reception.
Hillarious!
LOOK at Washington DC.
“Heck” frozen over. Live cams. NO TRAFFIC, really. A Saturday!
http://www.trafficland.com/city/WAS/camera/720/index.html
Bill Sticker (11:32:37) :
āMister President, I donāt think we can hide this decline.ā
I love this one!
“Can ACORN do something about this?”
Copenhagen went well, look, there’s no Global Warming any more
The snow. It’s worse than we thought!
Long ago, America was ruled by a king named Obama. Like many leaders and men of power, Obama was surrounded by people who were always praising him. Every time he walked into a room, the flattery began.
“You are the greatest man that ever lived,” one would say.
“O king, there can never be another as mighty as you,” another would insist.
“Your highness, there is nothing you cannot do,” someone would smile.
“Great Obama, you are the monarch of all,” another would sing. “Nothing in this world dares to disobey you.”
“Very well. Snow,” cried Obama, “I command you to come no further! Snow Stop falling. Do not dare touch my feet!”
He waited a moment, quietly, and a tiny wave rushed up the sand and lapped at his feet.
“How dare you!” Obama shouted. “Snow, Stop now! I have ordered you to retreat before me, and now you must obey! Stop!”
@ Dr. Bob:
No trickee, no hockey.
It’s snowing because the radiative budget is balanced? Not a single member of my administration can balance their personal check book… so tell me… how did that happen?
“I know – what about a snow tax ???”
“You can kiss ‘global warming’ goodbye.”
“Stewardess, I said LIGHT ON THE ICE”
(turning)
“Joe, didn’t you hear me say light on the ice?”
Joe: “Yes, Mr. President”
Andrew
Michael Bott (11:54:07) :
āThe snow is settled, Mr. President.ā
ROFL!
Get Hansen on the phone, and tell him he’s fired
Back in the USSA
“Huh, you say wiff of what? Not a problem, you can see right here my gas still rises.”
“Can someone turn up the CO2 please, it’s friggin freezing in here!”
SNOW ??? WATTSUPWITHTHAT !!!!
Anthony, you never declared a winner of the last caption contest, as you said you would. But it was a few months ago and I can’t remember it now.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
And the skeptics are so delightful,
And since we’ve nothing to show,
Throw some dough, go find Joe, think Iāll lay low!
“Looks like our last minute agreement in Copenhagen did the trick.”
“This snow is a travesty!”
‘Al, what are they saying on wattsupwiththat?’
‘You don’t want to know sir’
What next? Death takes a holiday?
See, the earth is cooling already. All it took was one speech from me.
Only a record 477 responses, lets make it a 1000!
Can you make it down those slippery, frozen, snow covered steps Mr president.
YES WE CAN!
āLawdy, look at that albino mosquito outbreak! I recall Al Gore said that global warming would cause those vermin.ā
Pulling my chestnuts out of the open fire,
Prostitutes with their ‘come hither’ wiles,
Carbon footprints in the snow,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose and toes,
A lump of burning coal in my shoes
Children laughing at the news
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment GroĆherzog Friedrich von Baden (Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group āTrue Northā
“Get Michael Mann here, NOW!”
This blizzard is a lot warmer than the last one we had here!
” Hey Al, this is the PresiDENT, Are you sure you passed Science?”
Copenfailure One
“Upside down, man”.
“Where is my hockey stick?”
“Just look at this! More proof of Global Warming, right Al? While don’t you tell me more about those 10 year old emails while I get my parka on”.
Shovel ready jobs, you wanted shovel ready…. dig in.
Come on! You guys are just piling on……
the snow!
Darn, Loki is laughing at me again.
Here’s my caption:
“Can we just fly to Hawaii? I need a golf break.”
Aha they must have passed the climate bill while I was away!
“The Audacity of Irony”
Well, I guess I can have that cigarette. Noone will be able to tell the difference between the smoke and my breath/snow.
We have to do something about the Crystallised Di-hydroxide Monoxide pollution!
Damn you Al Gore!
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Whatever we did in Copenhagen worked immediately. Maybe too well.
Clive (11:58:11) :
āAl Baby, Barrack here. There is a rumor the Vikings want to take our Nobel Peace Prizes away.ā
The coastguard reported a couple of Norwegian longboats of the coast, something about being lost on their way to Greenland.
Aide to Obama:
Sir, SIr, ….Oh, My Gosh, I think he11 has frozen over.
Obama:
How many times do I have to tell you, the Official White House position is the Science is Settled. Now get that idiot Mann on the phone.
Mother Nature enters the peer-review debate
?
“DC? Looks more like Chicago out there… I really hated Chicago.”
“Mind the credibility gap sir”
If that was one of the most important conferences since World War 2 and Obama had to beat a hasty retreat back to the US to THIS all I can say is thank God he was not involved in the invasion of Normandy.
The captions all made my day and most too good for limited creative thinking. I like the rotten snow one.
Air Farce One.
Candid camera right?
Remember America, we’re fighting climate change, not global warming.
I think we should have pushed for no more than 1.5 degrees of warming Mr President!
It’s just a matter of time before the polar bears move in.
“Peace, Global Warming – reality bites.”
“It’s worse than we thought”
see…so much carbon pollution now its even snowing CO2!
Rahm, what if the Post dubs it Snowgate?
“Dammit, first Bush sent Katrina into New Orleans, now this! Do you think I should quite blaming Bush for everything?”
How much does it cost to get rid of this global cooling?
I KNEW it was a mistake to take gore on this trip.
“Sir, weather is not climate.”
At least I’m home in time to watch the Cowboys lose tonight.
Correction
I KNEW it was a mistake to take Gore on this trip.
” Looks cold…I hope they left the limo running”
‘This is Air Force One to Andrews- Humour much appreciated. Now switch it off, I need to see my taxi-way’
“Anyone have a hockey stick?”
“The warm breezes from the melted N. Pole must have stopped.”
“Surprise, we’re hiding the decline right here in D.C.”
Why did Al Gore have to arrive at the same why did?
“Man, do I look stupid!”
*oops*
we did
The science is beyond dispute and the facts are clear : i am a politician and i screwed everybody!
This ain’t nothing compared to what I shoveled out in Copenahagen!
Hey, everybody…I’m back. Can anybody see the seas? Are they receding yet?
I’d like to stop with my baby tonight
and blow my top with my baby tonight
but I’d be a flop with my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot,
it’s too darn hot
(Cole Porter)
“Daddy, are those polar bear tears?”
-Rotten snow
-Rotten science
-Rotten weekend
“Unprecedented…but meaningful!”
http://zi.fi/shots/president_snow_copenhagen.jpg
“Now is the winter of our discontent. Oh bummer!”
i’m starting to get the idea i should stay out of copenhagen.
“get connolley on the phone. there’s some spinning to be done”
Lawrence Solomon: Wikipediaās climate doctor
One person in the nine-member Realclimate.org team ā U.K. scientist and Green Party activist William Connolley ā would take on particularly crucial duties.
Connolley took control of all things climate in the most used information source the world has ever known ā Wikipedia. Starting in February 2003, just when opposition to the claims of the band members were beginning to gel, Connolley set to work on the Wikipedia site. He rewrote Wikipediaās articles on global warming, on the greenhouse effect, on the instrumental temperature record, on the urban heat island, on climate models, on global cooling. On Feb. 14, he began to erase the Little Ice Age; on Aug.11, the Medieval Warm Period. In October, he turned his attention to the hockey stick graph. He rewrote articles on the politics of global warming and on the scientists who were skeptical of the band. Richard Lindzen and Fred Singer, two of the worldās most distinguished climate scientists, were among his early targets, followed by others that the band especially hated, such as Willie Soon and Sallie Baliunas of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, authorities on the Medieval Warm Period.
All told, Connolley created or rewrote 5,428 unique Wikipedia articles. His control over Wikipedia was greater still, however, through the role he obtained at Wikipedia as a website administrator, which allowed him to act with virtual impunity. When Connolley didnāt like the subject of a certain article, he removed it ā more than 500 articles of various descriptions disappeared at his hand. When he disapproved of the arguments that others were making, he often had them barred ā over 2,000 Wikipedia contributors who ran afoul of him found themselves blocked from making further contributions. Acolytes whose writing conformed to Connolleyās global warming views, in contrast, were rewarded with Wikipediaās blessings. In these ways, Connolley turned Wikipedia into the missionary wing of the global warming movement
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fpcomment/archive/2009/12/18/lawrence-solomon-wikipedia-s-climate-doctor.aspx
Mr. Precedent, it’s unpresidented — worse than we thought.
“And you guys thought I couldn’t top the snow job I gave in Copenhagen…”
Here are my favorites. (Iām partial to brevity.) I’ve put asterisks on my top picks.
Not a problem, Iām good at shoveling.
āShovel ready?ā
*Time to keep my promise. Order 600,000 shovels and get those people working.
āI āhopeā this weather will āchangeāā¦.ā
āDonāt worry Mr. President, itās rotten snow.ā
Get Hansen on the phone! āHey bro, wazup. Listen, we have a little problem here. Can you come up with a trick to hide the gawddamnsnow? Good.ā
Damn Iām good ā sea levelās probably falling, too.
*Mission Accomplished!
āI suck! Inhofe for President.ā
Well done Mr President; a washout and a whiteout!
*WATTSUPWITHTHAT !!!!
*āTry looking out the other window.ā
āStep away from the windowsā¦ nothing to see hereā¦ā
Looks like we just landed in the Twilight Zoneā¦
Hell actually froze over this time.
*I leave Biden in charge for ONE dayā¦ā¦.
Whereās Al, Iāll skin him
Bring me the Head of Global Warming.
Run that past me one more time, Al baby ā cooling is really warming?
*āHi, Dr. Mann, this is Barry. I expect an explanation.ā
OH goody daddy weāre going to have a white Christmasā¦ Shut up kid, I donāt want to hear it.
āItās worse than we thought!ā
āNegative feedback has kicked in, Mr President.ā
*āTicker tape parade greets President after European climate victoryā
Welcome home to the land of the FREE ā ZING Mr President!
āThe day after Copenhagen.ā
Whatās our Plan B?
āAre we in Kansas yet, Toto?ā
*āSir, we may have overdone it with the carbon offsets.ā
āWelcome to Loring AFB Maine Mr. President. As part of our Executive Sustainability Project weāll be taking the bus from here to DC.ā
You generate hundreds of tons, and what do you get?
Another day colder and deeper in debt.
ā« Let it snow let it snow let it snow ā«
āOh H-E-double hockey sticks!ā
āCanāt anything go right?ā
āFigures.ā
āItās a CRUel worldā
āStewardessā¦ make mine a doubleā
*āPhew, good job I used the phrase āclimate changeā; otherwise I would have looked a right boob.ā
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
And the skeptics are so delightful,
And since weāve nothing to show,
Throw some dough, go find Joe, Iāll lay low!
And I kinda like these submissions of mine:
āWhereās a blind eye when you need one?ā
āWhoās the humorist at HAARP?ā
āGood thing we left early (arrived no later) or everyone would be laughing.ā
āOut of the frying pan and into the soup!ā
*āGet outta here with that parka!ā
“I bring snow in our time”
Stephen Shorland (11:51:53) :
PRICELESS!!!
I like the rotten snow as well!
Summers go get me 10Giga Tons of CO2, I’m freezing my balls off here.
I live in the north west of England (and yes, it is currently -5degC and covered in snow) but over the past 30 years I have regularly travelled to the US. One of my memories is from about 1993, I missed my connection back to the UK because the taxi driver taking me from La Guardia to JFK gave me a tour of Long Island to boost his fare, and I was sat in my hotel room fuming with anger watching some talk show on the TV. On which a popular female singer of the day said “I cry myself to sleep every night knowing my young son will never see snow in New York”. It made me smile then, it makes me smile even more now. (You will recall that in the early 90’s there were a few years of low winter precipition across the northern hemisphere)
Mr. President, is driving a snowplow a green job?
To be clear, this unprecedented result is from adding too much value to the homogenized data.
Obviously, this is not the climate model that I thought I knew.
I am deeply humbled.
Rahm, call Al and tell him we’ll take 10,000 more credits.
” I want the PR effort ramped up. I want the most vocal skeptics destroyed, Immanuel. You hear me? Destroyed. Start with the academics and make sure no one who doubts me gets any sort of Federal grants. If they already got Federal bucks, audit them. I want the IRS on this ASAP. And make sure any blogs that go against the consensus are investigated. We need Cap and Trade. We need Healthcare. We are just months from taking over the entire economy and every business will bow to us. There will be payback.”
That’s it. I can’t stand this s***! I’m moving. Where’s my birth certificate?
Hmmm, this isn’t the change I was hoping for. -B O
This means that I’ll have to play golf with the orange golf balls.
Hey pilot! Get us outa this artic wasteland. To the South of France!
“Barrack, you either get that car right at the end of the ramp or build steppingstones with all those copies of your global warming agreement. These sneakers cost $540 bucks an I am not getting them wet.”
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind,
As man’s ingratitude;”.
Shakespeare – As You Like It
“It’s that wicked witch of The West at work.”
BobUK (12:27:35) :
āMore bad news, Sir. They just found your birth certificate ā¦ in Nairobi.ā
ROTFL. Totally politically incorrect, but this one had even my husband laughing heartily! Pity it would connect WUWT with the birthers.
Barrack, It was warmer in Copenhagen, think of the children, please take us back.
Presidential Intern, “Uh…sir…you asked for what?”
“Clinton asked for a blow job and got one. I asked for a snow job…and got one! My we Democratic Presidents are powerful!”
Barrack, we have a stowaway, it’s Kevin Rudd!.
i read were going for 1000 posts so:
“the audacity of it!”
Let’s just blame this on Bush, it has worked in the past.
Tronic (13:38:24) :
http://zi.fi/shots/president_snow_copenhagen.jpg
or
Stephen Shorland (11:51:53) :
are hard to choose from.
Mr President if it weren’t for Rudolph guiding us in, we wouldn’t have made it.
Maurice Strong: “Obama, you’re fired!”
Global warming is August.
Climate change is December.
Call Phil Jones, he’ll know how to “hide” this!
This was predicted and is even worse than expected.
**************
Some of you maybe don’t believe in God. But I do. Why look what he has done because of Copenhagen.
And here I was dreaming that global warming had finished White Christmas…
We, (check notes to give the illusion of thoughtfulness) We didn’t listen.
Let there be no mistake, when I said I would end Global Warming, I came to act not talk.
This skeptic plot has gone too far; call the FBI.
“Sasha, Malia, is this another one of your joyrides just to see Santa?”
Call Al and tell him I want to “SHORT” my position on credits. You say there’s no “short” left?
Plan B Al, can we tax snow?
God: “your move.”
If you want to see God rub it in Obama’s face, look up the weather chanel for DC: The snow storm is actually circling DC now. No joke!
No need to sulk Al, according to the CRU snow is getting warmer.
Now is the warming of our discontent, made glorious winter by Phil Jones, that clueless dork!
– Isn’t costing me a dime, so what do I care?
– Climate is NOT WEATHER … it’s our responsibility!
– Brrr! If this was a Gallup Poll, I’d be the coolest president again!
– Sigh… I would’ve created more snow plow jobs, but I just didn’t create ANY jobs at all….
– I’m not really here… I’m not really here… I’m not really here…
WUWT! Hmmph!
Michelle! I think I’m on Santa’s “naughty” list.
I can see it now. From Climategate “The Email Travail” to Climategate II “Nature’s Way”.
Chicago politics at its finest!
“-This is soooooo UN-presidented.”
Something is rotten in the state of Washington D.C.
let me get this straight. our mission is to stop global WARMING right?
Hey Daddy! I can see Alaska from my window!
darwin (10:58:53) :
Crap
http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/KS/KZ/KL/GYAUHSKDNMQQ.jpg
Can’t wait to get in the warmth of the 80 degree White House
Galen Haugh (14:05:23) :
Call Al and tell him I want to āSHORTā my position on credits. You say thereās no āshortā left?
Nope, don’t think there is.
O.T.
Henrik Svensmark has emailed me to thank me for my best wishes and to say he is back on his feet and doing fine.
Have a cool Yule Henrik!
More funny stuff.
I don’t know if BBC radio iplayer can be listened to outside the UK but Radio 4’s The Now Show did a great bit on Copenhagen here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qgt7
at about the 13.30 mark.
It’s in the stlyle of Dr Seuss. Most UK comedians are very left wing and pro AGW theory and Marcus Brigstock is the top of the pile but this is very funny anyway.
Antonio San (13:55:13) :
Maurice Strong: āObama, youāre fired!ā
ROTFL
No No it should be
Maurice Strong: āGore, youāre fired! Barrack, I told you not to let that clown go to the conference now didn’t I???”
The fires of Mordor-on-the-Potomac burned low in your absence sire.
Hey look at those flakes all around us – are we still at the UN?
Cynthia’s nod to Bo Diddly’s “16 tons” was my favorite.
My caption:
“Several years of record cold does not reverse a trend, the science is clear, the earth is still warming.”
“Secretary Chu! About that coal fired powerplant that heats the Capitol…..”
Al Gore: I should do a film about global cooling…
“Curses! My nemesis Watts must be here somewhere.”
timemule (11:42:45) :
āMy name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!ā
Change the ‘zy’ to ‘ba’.
This is a rotten trick!
“The fact is, Michelle, that we can’t account for the lack of warming (or this snow) at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t.”
Itās not snow sir, itās CO2 condensing right out of the atmosphere. Looks like we need to do the cap and trade retroactive thing, remember plan C, with a 125% reduction of emissions to occur before 1 Jan 2003.
Michelle: stop sulking hun, come and help me build a snowman.
Maurice Strong: “BARRACK, Darn you. I worked forty years to set up this scam and you had to go and screw it up by taking that Jinx, Gore with you!”
“We’ve kept the warming down to two degrees, so you’d better send them the money, Hillary.”
“If you think this is cold, imagine what it would be like without Global Warming”
“Who snowed on my parade?”
Dashing through the Snow
Darn the hide the decline did not go
Back home the polls will be so low
Ho Ho Ho….Ho Ho Ho…
Thank God I wasn’t born in Russia!
“How can there be snow ? I’m sweating…”
I say the clear winner is:
Anthony Watts (09:01:57) :
My caption is:
āDonāt worry Mr. President, itās rotten snow.
Why did we land in Chicago?
Quick, someone call my doctor! I see white spots before my eyes
“We’ve landed Sir. Back to Hoaxing that Change”
“I said, for the third time, that I will get off the plane when it stops snowing.”
Will someone tell Al Gore to stop following me! “Gore factor”
OK, I had enough. Get eh CIA in. We need to put AL Gore on the top of the hit list. I’m fed up with this “Gore factor”.
“Man, make global warming!”
When I said we would cap the global warming to no more than 2C I didn’t mean we should really reduce our emissions now! It was meant to be a joke.
Axel! I need a good spin for this or we’re going to be stuck! Axel?
The caption is fine as it is. It nicely sums up Kopinwhatever.
“At least it ain’t yellow.”
maz2
A snow emergency has been declared ..
They never declare a “hot air” emergency in DC, so why now a “snow job” emergency? I suspect covert skeptic bias; especially given all the hot air and snow jobs in DC.
“No, it’s warming Captain, but not as we know it”
“[snip] Get me that hockeystick bro on the phone – now!”
Maybe that Executive Order I signed in October was a bit much.
mkey, the weather is now, obviously, on a need to know basis only.
I vote for:
Dennis (12:23:14) :
Caption: āI thought they hid the decline!ā
Hilarious.
“No, Mr President, your OTHER left…”
“Gee, this weather control sure is hard…”
(this is a reference to a Bush/Cheney spoof that’s been out there since Katrina)
Hey Michelle “get my Hawaiian shirt and board shorts out Ia m leaving this plane in style!”
“Where is the reset button”
Plus 50!? Somebody check that thermometer!
[There are so many good ideas here, why just pick one? How about an animated gif where the caption changes.]
I hate Immelt. I can’t believe the crap I say and do for campaign donations.
Or
If I say it a thousand times, maybe I’ll even convince myself this is because of global warming.
On that note, just dropped in to check out the site and laughed my a$$ off at the 647 comments!!
I just had to weigh in on this 631 comment thread.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.”
“Another fine mess I’ve gotten myself into!”
Lots of worthy suggestions. My takeoff on Anthony’s:
“Don’t worry Mr. President, it’s just first year snow.”
But I really think this one wins, hands down:
April E. Coggins (09:07:08) :
āItās not nice to fool with Mother Nature.ā
āEurostar cancels all trains for tomorrow, citing severe French weatherā:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aGDloKGcw9W8&pos=9
“[Climate] Change you can believe in”
Thank GOD for this Global Warming!
“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives, of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.”
āI can see the headlines now, āObama Gets Cold Shoulder on Return From Global Warming Summitā
Obama “I said I’d fix global warming.
Mission accomplished!”
“Hello, Vladimir? Bararck here, we need to talk. Your place or mine?
Yeah, caviar & vodka sounds great to me, make mine a triple.”
‘ Where to Mr. President?.
“Moscow, and step on it”.
Millions of little white acorns greet the President, reflecting the sun’s energy and keeping the tarmac cool amidst the latest spurt of Global warming
R Dunn (14:58:24) : āAt least it aināt yellow.ā
Heh, nor do I suspect it will be…
“I’d whip it out and endorse this snow with my signature, but… Well, let’s just say that an iron fist in THIS kind of cold can freeze off a VERY important part of my agenda to screw everyone!”
āYes sir, the left wing still indicates warming, only the right wing is getting colder.ā
Who the F*ck orderded this snow g*ddammit!!??
“I’m going outside, I may be a little while.”
“Tiger, are you sure we’ll be able to rent clubs when we get to Puerto Vallarta?”
The white blanc is the best caption!
Look at this! This is what happens because we didn’t get a CopenHoaxen agreement!
OK. Enough’s enough. Give me a light, Nancy.
Sorry sir, Dave’s not here.
Lucy, I’m one of those who doesn’t. But if you’ve got any pull, and he’s really listening, perhaps you could persuade him to send Mann et al a, ahem, personal message…
Well, that’s the climate fixed. Now, I want to talk about Healthcare…
Five Below
Mo’ Blow
Mo’ Snow
Mo’ Money
Mo’ Mann
Mo’ Tan
Two snowjobs in one day
“When I said ‘snow job’, I meant……”
tallbloke (14:15:16) :
O.T.
Henrik Svensmark has emailed me to thank me for my best wishes and to say he is back on his feet and doing fine.
Have a cool Yule Henrik!
Thanks for letting us know, Tallbloke, that is great news.
Dammit, I TOLD Gore not to meet me at the airport!
tallbloke (14:15:16) :
Thanks for that tallbloke. š
DaveE.
According to Michael Mann the temperature is going to shoot up and all this snow will have melted by the Spring
Oh Satan, why hast thou forsaken me
Now the clouds are melting… Damn this AGW!!!
I lost my a** the last time I went to Copenhagen, They chewed my a** off this time in Copenhagen, now I’m going to freeze my a** off gettin’ out of this plane. What’s stoppin’ me from fallin’ out of chairs!
A little OT, but a comment from an old, old, old conservative-turned-global-warming friend: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/35389_Breaking-_Tentative_Deal_Reached_in_Copenhagen
“Ticker tape parade greets Obama after Copenhagen Global Warming victory.”
Speech writer to Obama
“Now, now Sir, Don’t cry. Just repeat after me. Weather is not Climate, Weather is not Climate… That is all you have to say to the reporters.”
“Well, at least the weather will keep Greenpeace and the other eniro’s at home, and not protesting in front of the whitehouse.”
Better let the CO2 rise for a few more years before we try this again.
Mr President, the weather appears to have turned very skeptical.
“Help us Obi-warm Niarobi, you’re our only hope”
Jeff Alberts (15:43:56) :
I was just putting words in Obamandias’ mouth!
but personally I’m not closed to the possibility that the whole “leak” WAS a message from upstairs… and that’s not speaking as a believer but as a scientist with a passion for evidence, not belief, who has seen and examined some very odd and wonderful things.
We interrupt this program for an important news bulletin…
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER !!!
Ok, now that we’ve solved the global warming problem what’s next on the agenda? World peace?
Great. I leave for two days and the weather gets all wee-wee-ed up!
Dr. Bob
There was a page at Climate4you.com regarding a comparison of the amount and rates of change between the early and late warming. Can’t find it though. It is a bit hard to browse the site. He found very little difference.
I have done this in an Excel chart with old Hadcrut info. Probably before the latest “fixes”. It showed what Monton shows.
Also, for fun I did a chart where I averaged the temperatures for each warming and cooling period, created anomalies for each period based on each average. The early and late warming differed by 0.06.
I wrote this up in the comments section a thttp://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=1467, which also comments on Patrick Micheals book Climate of Extremes and his comments on the early late warming.
Al “The Liar” Gore to Barry … “See, I told you we would have bigger and more violent snowercanes!!”
“One snow job after another!”
Lucy Skywalker (13:55:48) :
Some of you maybe donāt believe in God. But I do.
Why look what he has done because of Copenhagen.
Lucy, Iām also one of those who doesnāt but this just about makes a believer out of me. I hope those who are believers take it as a very strong sign from above.
(Thank You for the great Christmas present Lord.)
“Will you cut it out, God?!!”
“Didn’t the Head Shed get my memo?”
Here are two that came to mind:
1. “For another $10 Billion the IPCC says they’ll call this “a 20 inch rise in sea level”.
2. Obama: “I’m in Hell…and it’s frozen over.”
“Relax, Mr. President, this is just raw data. In a moment, we will have hid the decline.”
I think the gods are having a good chukle over the COP 15 agreement.
Snow??? Now???? Ahhhh … those *%^& Chinese are playing with the weather again!
Can someone de-ice this teleprompter?
“Oh look, Michelle, a ticker-tape parade.”
Lawdy! Lawdy! Look at that albino skeeter swarm!!! Al Gore said global warmin’ would cause that… that man don’t lie!
Ladies and gentlemen, If you look out of the left hand side …
“I was just saying the other day that I was going to ride this cap and trade gravy train till Hell freezes over! Oops.”
According to Piers Corbyn’s latest forcast for December, it will only get better and better; USA & CANADA – 28-30 Dec VERY MAJOR cold blasts & snowstorms.
5:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_aueaCtng
Sir, you should be looking out the homogenized window.
“I’m dreaming of a warm Christmas,
Just like the ones Mann said we’d have…..”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned off the global warning sign. Please stop wasting time and money when you exit the plane.”
Are the chinese doing this?
No sir. It’s the poles.
This snow is being taken completely out of context, and besides, it’s snow leftover from the Bush administration.
Marshmallow World music !
By: Carl Sigman
Ahhhh, it’s a marshmallow world in the winter,
When the snow comes to cover the ground.
It’s the time for play, it’s a whipped cream day,
I wait for it the whole year round!
Those are marshmallow clouds being friendly,
In the arms of the evergreen trees;
And the sun is red like a pumpkin head,
It’s shining so your nose won’t freeze!
The world is your snowball, see how it grows,
That’s how it goes, whenever it snows.
The world is your snowball just for a song,
Get out and roll it along!
It’s a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts,
Take a walk with your favorite girl.
It’s a sugar date, so what if spring is late,
In winter it’s a marshmallow world!
Dr. Bob (10:42:37) :
I am currently trying to find out more information on this:
In Lord Moncktonās letter to Dr. Pachauri he (unscientifically)
demonstrated that the slopes for the previous periods of warming were
similar to the slope of the warming period we are currently in (page 6
in the PDF linked below.)
http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/originals/pachauri_letter.pdf
However Iām having trouble finding data or studies that demonstrate
the warming is occurring at the same rate as earlier in the century.
The graph there speaks for itself surely? The very same graph that is being used to tell us that the rate if warming is dramatically and continuously increasing, can just as well be used to show that it has happened before at exactly the same rate twice last century, with little or no CO2 to make it happen.
The same graph, completely different message.
The point being made is that the figures don’t lie, the lies are being made to figure (to paraphrase my high school statistics teacher)
“I meant Washington, D.C., you idiot!”
Sorry, in relation to the above, the ‘original’ graph is on page 2 of the pdf.
“Captain told me that it was a Good job there’s only 10 of us on the aeroplane or else we wouldn’t have gotten stopped by the end of the runway!”
“Did anyone see the football. I havn’t seen it since meeting with Golden Brown nose!”
“What do you mean I ran out of carbon credits and we had to land in Iceland?”
“we better pass the $100 billion quick because you add all this snow melt to the Al’s estimate current level of sea rise for 2009 and DC will be under water!”
“some one should have to buy the right from Al to snow!”
Just think, We could have prepared the nation for all this snow, if we had only taken our fingers out of our ears.
ClimateGate? What’s that?
[Make this series into a video slide-show on YouTube.]
“That aught to cut the sulfer smell for Hugo.”
No, I will NOT ask Sarah Palin if her husband has a spare ‘snow machine’ he can loan me!
I’m going Chuck Norris on Al Gore for this ‘Effect’ thingy!
now… while you may see snow, there’s a consensus that its actually ash, the remains of ducks flying through the CO2 absorption band
Just think Nancy,
We could have prepared the nation for all this snow and cold weather, if I had only taken my fingers out of my ears and you had just taken your head out of your @ss.
DaveE (15:53:09) :
tallbloke (14:15:16) :
Henrik Svensmark has emailed me to thank me for my best wishes and to say he is back on his feet and doing fine.
Thanks for that tallbloke. š
DaveE.
Amazing, I have a reply from him too. He says he’s back on his feet.
P.S., was Gore on that plane with him? Or is the Gore effect more contagious than H1N1?
Well, if we have Moscow style policy we may as well have their weather.
Phil’s Dad (14:58:11) :
The caption is fine as it is. It nicely sums up Kopinwhatever.
Kopinwhatever. Funny!!!
Jamess (14:23:17) :
Al Gore: I should do a film about global coolingā¦
And Steven Schnieder can be in that one too.
……it would have been 6 feet
cs (14:11:29) :
Hey Daddy! I can see Alaska from my window!
LOL!!!
Relax Mr President, global cooling is predicted as a factor in the global warming theoretical model.
I don’t know who was the first to say this one, (wasn’t me):
http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/KS/KZ/K8/GYAUHSKSYTYM.jpg
Obama: “At last, I got out of those warming extortions in Copenhagen!”
“Damn those Canadians! Get me Harper on the phone!”
The time to act i…..snow????
Hansen gets back to the prez about hiding the snow, “Mr. President? I applied a neat little trick that worked quite well. Pull your window shade down.”
should have been “hidden”…
Another go:
“Didn’t I tell those Earth Day people not to exaggerate”.
OK, just can’t help it, here’s another one:
“If we had som global warming la la la – oh I juste LOVE that tune, those Minnesotans, who are they really?”
“So who’s the smart ass who put ice in my drink!”
“I’m tempted, really tempted to go Ben Santer on Ma Nature here!”
~Michelle
“All this snow and ice and me without a hockey stick”….
Travel cost for world leaders to attend global warming conference – 10 million dollars
Government grants to cook up the fake science to support global warming – 10 billion dollars
The worst blizzard in recorded history to greet the President on his return from the global warming conference…… PRICELESS!
phil m (12:57:05) :
> Only a record 477 responses, lets make it a 1000!
447? No way! (We’re 650 now.)
Breaking News Story: CRU has apparently been hacked ā hundreds of files released has 1610.
There are a few articles in November with over 400. See http://home.comcast.net/~ewerme/wuwt/
“Careful, Mr. President… We’re in one of those runaway dihydrogen monoxide blizzards again…”
“Captain, get this plane out of here, we’re leavin’ !
Take-off with 2 engines instead of 4,
Emissions WILL be cut by 50%.”
“Air Fortress-One you are cleared for take-off….
Have a nice climb-out, Mr. President…
from the fuselage debris that is…”
LESSON: Physics, unlike humans, can’t be fooled.
“If I hear Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland ONE more time…”
Record snow storm? I don’t care. Global warming is happening.
“Record snow means global warming. Rising unemployment means economic recovery. Public disapproval of Obamacare means the Senate should pass it. What’s the big deal? Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”
You better come in until this blows over.
So what do you think?
I’d keep playing.
I don’t think the heavy stuff
will come down for a while.
Just how will Phil hide this ?
It’s the new science, Sir. Excess heat coalescing from the atmosphere and increasing surface temperatures.
“OK, who’s going to go out and push!”
1000 easy. A Piece of Ice-cake.
Anthony you got a tiger by the tail here !
(Not to be confused with “tiger’s tail”.)
This is a home for sanity and reason. Thanks.
Just as I said,”This is the moment when the earth began to cool; sea levels began to fall; the planet healed; and fluffy unicorns began to frolic in the streets of our mean country.”
MICHELLE: “…and for the first time in my adult live, I’m proud of the weather we are having!”
AID – Mr. President, don’t forget to put on you goulashes before you get off.
OBI – rrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh
AID – And don’t forget to smile for your welcoming committee.
Ok – cut the sniggering.
Dang-it – Gore’s in town.
Brass Monkey (17:16:35) :
The time to act iā¦..snow????
Nice one!
“Hey Michelle, I haven’t seen this much snow since my college days.”
Change I can believe in. Now bring me my long underwear.
Too many entries to check for precedents, so:
“So this is Mann-made global warming!”
What time is it? …day after tomorrow.
At least the line at customs should be short.
B.O. … “Hey Al Baby! How many eco-weenies does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Al Baby … “Oh Barrack … I dunno you. You KNOW I was never good at the sciences.”
BO: ” Well Al Baby, at Copenhagen it took 20,000. … and we we still didn’t do it right.”
“WUWT has a thread with 766 comments???? That’s unprecedented!”
OK, Anthony (and moderators), now, you’ve done it. My display can’t even keep up with the response count: 758, 761, 762 as I watch. This one may break 1,000. I think the truth tellers are here!!!!!!! Keep up the good work. A chink in the warmist’s and MSM’s armor, now we need to press the facts of real science home with our friends and neighbors.
(mocking)”Do some doughnuts! Do some doughnuts!”- I told you we were going to get in trouble!
Moore, you and Gore are over the traction wheels, Biden you take Hillary and the czars and go push, I’ll rock this sucker and see if we can’t get it out before Michelle finds out..
This wouldn’t have happened if we had taken the chunnel like I told you to..
First one to blast gore with a snowball gets pardoned!
“We’ve made an emergency landing on Greenland??”
Anyone seen a troll lately?
That’s not for the caption. Really, where are the trolls?
The Weather Channel has been all blizzard all day. They’re calling it ‘Blizzard 2009’.
It’s December 19. Winter starts on December 21. Where is global warming?
I think “Cognitive Dissonance” would go nicely.
If this is Global Warming, then I’m the president of the USA!
Mission Accomplished
Crap! That snow makes me look like an idiot.
“Copenhgen=arrogance of man2think we can change nature’s ways.”
~~Sarah Palin
(not kidding on this one)
http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/6823703679
– Can we use mike’s photoshop trick to hide the snow.
– Quick, call CRU, another anomaly needs hiding.
photon without a Higgs (17:04:34) :
“Jamess (14:23:17) :
“Al Gore: I should do a film about global coolingā¦
“And Steven Schnieder can be in that one too.”
Stephen Schneider was in one already. Part 3 of 3 of the “In Search of…” episode “The Coming Ice Age”.
He makes his initial appearance about the 6 minute mark.
Record snow in Alaska—where global warming is supposed to be worst—they have 5feet 8 inches!
Copenhagen got 4 inches a day. Alaska got 4 inches an hour.
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/dispatches/news/3334-valdez-socked-in
” Hoocoodaknown?!”
Holy crap guys. 766 !!
Holy crap guys. 766 comments!!
” Gibsy, say what? A military coup? Exiled to Iceland?”
“Oh no, look at the snow on the runway. If Anythony Watts gets a picture of this it’ll be a thousand responses.”
caption:
“Hello, Haliburton ? Bad news, Copenhagen was a no go, now we have to split the Iraq account 50-50”
Wow, who would have thought it only took 1 day for Obama to solve global warming. Another Nobel Prize in the making?
No Mr President that is not ticker tape from your adoring fans
Rahm to Obama: “Well, at least your approval rating is still higher than the temperature…for now.”
Obama to Rahm: “Shut up Rahm!”
I’m contemplating the failure of the Copenhagen summit while enjoying the fiercest snowstorm on record for the Washington area. But it isn’t the snow that doomed the summit’s agenda – it was the moral incoherence of the Western leaders there. On the one hand, they appealed to lofty Western ideals like public-mindedness and charity. On the other, they portrayed the culture which gave rise to these values as monstrously exploitive and on the verge of anihilating all life on the planet. Can’t have it both ways – and the politicians got stuck on this paradox.
See “The moral contradiction of global warming politics”:
drjohn (18:41:47) :
āWUWT has a thread with 766 comments???? Thatās unprecedented!ā
This is not unprecedented. Records go back father than that—and it’s not even a proxy. ;-),/b>
Breaking News Story: CRU has apparently been hacked ā hundreds of files released
1,614 responses
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/11/19/breaking-news-story-hadley-cru-has-apparently-been-hacked-hundreds-of-files-released/
Jeff Id (19:09:39) :
Holy crap guys. 766 comments!!
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1000 could be reached, but 1614??
So this is the consensus of 2,500 scientists?
First, this thread won’t be a record-setter for volume. The first Climategate thread had (I think) some 1300 comments.
My favorites, part 2 (* = top picks):
āMind the credibility gap sirā
Mother Nature enters the peer-review debate
Candid camera right?
*āLooks coldā¦I hope they left the limo runningā
āNow is the winter of our discontent. Oh bummer!ā
āWho snowed on my parade?ā
*āHow can there be snow ? Iām sweatingā¦ā
Hmmm, this isnāt the change I was hoping for.
*Well, thatās the climate fixed. Now, I want to talk about Healthcareā¦
*āRelax, Mr. President, this is just raw data.ā
Mine:
*”I blame the wicked witch of The West.”
Day 10
I’m afraid all the food has run out Mr President.
I suppose we could always try Bio Jet A-1, it may be better than dog liver.
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R Shearer (19:18:58) :
āOh no, look at the snow on the runway. If Anythony Watts gets a picture of this itāll be a thousand responses.ā
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ROFL!!!!
āHow can there be snow ? Iām sweatingā¦ā
I don’t know who the author is but this one’s great!
“Quick, quick! Hide the decline. Can we get some drapes on these here windows?”
or
“Hansen, we have a problem.”
or
“Don’t worry, this cooling is a blip. All that we know is that once this cooling ends, global warming will restart with a vengeance.”
::mother nature says:: *tag* you’re it, obama. be grateful i didn’t do a celestial swirly
Obama promised “Hope and Change” but I didn’t think he meant a change to an Ice age!
Caption should read… Who forgot to throw Gore under the bus??
“Bah, Humbug!”
Don’t tell me Al Gore stowed away on our flight!
Arrrggghhh, it’s worse than I thought!
“I’ll be out in a minute…after I hide the decline!”
ZT 16.18.22, Leigh 16.03.07 and Gtrip 16.39.17 get my vote but I could add
Captain (Loudly) āCareful Sir, there is a lot of empirical evidence on the stairs.ā
Captain (Sotto voce) āDo a barrel roll!ā
Or
āWell the climate thing is a total failureā¦what about pirates? Can I save the world from pirates?ā
Hurry Mr. Hansen, start homoginizing!
Get Michael Mann on the phone: I could really use a Hockey Stick on this ice.
“See, it’s working already”
Caption:
“Tell the pilot to take off again; I want to see the Twin Towers hole white with snow.”
“Captain, leave the engines running. We need a bit more Co2 to warm things up for the trip to the terminal”
Let me be perfectly clear, I am willing to negotiate with Old Man Winter without preconditions, any time, any place.
It’s all our fault.
~ Western politicians: click
No Michelle…I didn’t ask for a SNOW Job for Christmas!?!
The time for talk is over: Blame Canada.
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fpcomment/archive/2009/12/18/terrence-corcoran-my-climategate-email-cameo.aspx
and (for your further reading pleasure):
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fpcomment/archive/2009/12/18/terence-corcoran-a-2-000-page-epic-of-science-and-skepticism-part-1.aspx
This damn snowstorm has got me trapped for 3 days. For once, I almost agree that global warming could be a good thing.
Of course, the last time it snowed this hard in DC was the 6th warmest year on record.
http://akwag.blogspot.com/2009/12/snowed-in-2nd-warmest-year-on-record.html
Maybe the climate just likes to punish DC with lots of snow in cold years.
Sorry, that should have read *hot* years
Haven’t read them all, but I vote for. . . .
“Shovel ready!”
/Mr Lynn
Occasionally, we are able to witness the humor of God. This is one of those times. The arrogance of humans has had a comeuppance.
Obama’s world is a cheap snow globe and I am glad that he has been caught it it.
I just don’t get no respect.
Attention East Coast big city people:
I know you aren’t used to having this much snow but don’t go pulling out guns just because there’s a snow ball fight—simmer down now.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/weather/stories/Eyewitness_Confirms__Cop_Freaks_Out_Over_Snowball_Fight_Waves_Gun-79729162.html
“%$#@! There’s no chance Anthony Watts will find out about this, is there?”
Staff: “Latest poll is in. Sorry Mr. President, your rating dropped again after Copenhagen.”
B.O.: “Damn! Gotta use Mike’s Nature trick to hide the decline!”
“Who are you going to believe, me or your lyin’ eyes?”
(Not that great but somebody had to say it. š ) My favorite was, “Well Mr. President, what about a snow tax?”
š Check out what really happened @ the copenhagen climate-summit 2009!! š
http://cvs26.wordpress.com/2009/12/12/the-copenhagen-summit/
What clown scheduled a Warming conference for December??
.
>>>āTry looking out the other window.ā
My cat does that when its raining. Any coincidence?
.
“The negotiations where colder, they froze ! “
pat (13:39:22) :
“Connolley turned Wikipedia into the missionary wing of the global warming movement”
Bravo, Bravo Pat – thanks for saying that – people do not understand how Connolley’s bias and taint of Wiki has affected the perception of millions.
He should be put on trial and placed in front of a firing squad for messing with young kids minds that use Wiki as a factual source in classrooms all over the world…
I need to think about getting congress to revamp those pesky laws of physics!!
Just like weapons of mass destruction, I can’t find global warming anywhere!
“Daddy, will you get a Nobel for ending Global Warming?”
” Reset the cap on freezing to minus10 degrees, sir. Make it go away.”
I initially thought the empty ballon was the finished caption – made sense to me!
Otherwise:
1) Quick, hide the decline!
2) Global warming? Yes, please!
3) What do you mean, the graphs were inverted?
4) Unprecedented!
5) Anyone got any warm clothes for the emperor?
6) Don’t worry; after we homogenize the data things will be warming again.
We are up to our knees in global warming.
Guys, you’re in the wrong thread.
AS RALPH CRAMDIN WOULD SAY—- “HAR DI HAR HAR”
1) I told you I believed in climate change.
2) What else would you expect from global warming?
Fox News, Sunday night, Dec. 20
at 6:00pm Eastern (New York time), one hour program:
“Fox News Reporting: Global Warming … or a Lot of Hot Air?”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580564,00.html?test=latestnews
Looks like the real “trick” is hiding FROM the decline.
Its OK Mr. Obama sir, the guys at CRU say they can make this fit their hockey stick curve.
“Michelle, I have told you before, I prefer fresh vegetables to frozen.”
This Snow has acted stupidly.
Hey maybe we should audit those IPCC reports after all!
Mr. President- we just received instructions from Penn State on how to hide the decline in your poll numbers…
Mr. President- It’s not snow, it’s frozen greenhouse gases….
Ok gentlemen we have a consensus, we tell the press its sunblock!
Tell me the White House staff didn’t get my recommendation about an 80% reduction in CO2 usage when setting the thermostat.
Fellow citizens, the thermostat of the CO2 induced climate apparatus in Copenhagen has been set wrong by our honorable climatologists. Instead of tuning it to a maximum rise of plus 2Ā°C, they tuned it to minus 2Ā°C ! I apologize to you for this inconvenient trick.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. …. Hell just froze over!
Climate change you can believe in!
I guess Al Gore got here before me again
Quick, someone go measure the sea level!!! I promised it would fall, and it must be now!
“Al, didn’t we decided on +2 degrees, not -2…?”
Damn it’s cold in here.
Oh crap, Nancy put your shirt back on!
(…don’t ever let that witch on this plane again…)
“Yo snowstorm, Imma let you finish, but China saving the capitalist world from itself was the greatest irony OF ALL TIME!!”
We TOLD you global warming would shut down the ocean conveyor belt!
No pregnant virgins in Copenhagen, so we came back with the gold. We got high on the incense instead, but the myrrh had passed its sell-by date so we sent it to the CRU.
(BTW, picked up a fake Nobel Prize on the trip; nice souvenir for the Den)
“I’m just gonna squeeze my eyes shut, stick my fingers in my ears, and sing the ‘la-la-la’ song as loud as I can until summer!”
Mother Nature hadn’t been invited to Copenhagen for some reason (something about her persistent disagreements with the settled science) but made up for it afterwards…
>>> āIām going outside, I may be a little while.ā
Yessss. A bit English, though. A phrase mentioned by one of Robert Scott’s colleagues, before going out into the snow of the Antarctic and killing himself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Falcon_Scott#Last_march
(do a find for ‘some time’)
.
Personally I vote for the “rotten snow” caption to win.
I’ve mocked up the Air Force One photo on my blog with a caption to suit the dealings of our own idiotic Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Obama / Al Gore
Also click on the link below the photo to see Gore and Brown making idiots of themselves at Copenhagen
My favourite….
>> 5) Anyone got any warm clothes for the emperor?
Sums it all up, really.
.
“YOU gave the 100 billion to Mugabe, Hillary. I saved the planet and got this Rolex from Jiabao… can I negotiate or what? Hey, where is this, Mongolia? – that sneaky Bush must have re-routed my plane!”
Regardless of which caption you go with, I think you otter add this little guy into the picture!! I’ll try to see if I can get him to show in this post,
but if that didn’t work, see:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45729162@N07/?saved=1
note, I didn’t create him myself, he’s out there floating around on the web in posts
“I hold in my hand this piece of paper from Copenhagen. Temperatures shall not rise more than 2 degrees.”
Loved Cold Englishman’s’ Scott of the Antarctic’ parody!
For my next trick……………..
“Yes,we can…mmm…hope the decline will change…WUWT Michelle dear?”
“Hmmm… maybe warmer is better, after all!”
“Ok, we got Change, but where is the Hope?”
“Gaia, cut the crap. Warm up 2 degrees Celsius and stop right there. Or you’ll be pulling your jokes from Guantanamo.”
markham : Who forgot to throw Gore under the bus??
Roger Knights : āBah, Humbug!ā
Bill Tuttle : ā%$#@! Thereās no chance Anthony Watts will find out about this, is there?ā
Boulderfield : āDaddy, will you get a Nobel for ending Global Warming?ā
ROTFL… There are so many good ones I keep having to clean my computer screen.
Mr President, I can assure you there are no cameras here, you can exit the craft now.
āIts deja vu Jimmy Carter all over again!ā
Or
āIts the curse of Jimmy Carterā
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/sherro_2008/AF_1.jpg?t=1261307282
Get me a scientist on the phone right now! I want him to tell me if that snow is settled!
Can we have a second go? Well here goes anyway:
‘Is that a windmill I can see in the snow, Sancho?’
This ain’t the kinda snow job I had in mind…
Note snow job = whitewash in UK vernacular.
“Looks like that the Copenhagen accord is working already”
Nature is not following the manuscript!
I think snow, I get snow
“Ok, let God keep her dice, but someone confiscate her snow blower!”
Good news on Svensmark as well, thanks for passing that on.
Obama fails to lead the world to safe future as Copenhagen finishes with insufficent agreement!
http://stevehynd.wordpress.com/2009/12/08/copenhagen-and-the-2-degree-guard-rail-the-wrong-goal-missed/
I wonder how many inches of climate change crystals this global warming storm has dropped…
“Just weather Mr President. The snow must go on.”
OR
“Welcome home Mr President – the guillotine awaits you.
OR
“Oh bummer. The Inuit’s are squatting in the White House”
Hey Rahmo. About that +/- thingy that our scientists use, I need another one of those Executive Orders to tell them to drop the “or minus” part. Quick!
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“Get Pachauri on the hotline, we need some TATA energy NOW!”
“Things are getting pretty cold around here – Beam me up Scotty!”
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“Shoot the damn polar bear before we get off!”
“Holy Gore, the Copenhagen Incantations worked!”
“do in large part to my efforts in Copenhagen, I have immediately created or saved over 1 million ‘shovel ready’ green jobs, around Washington DC” – Barry Sotoro
How can the deniers be so blind! Can’t they see the CO2 falling from the sky!!
Beth Cooper (02:27:57) :
Loved Cold Englishmanāsā Scott of the Antarcticā parody!
Twas actually Captain Oates Beth, but glad you liked it.
‘Tis now snowing in Shropshire, and when I took the dog for a walk this morning, it was bloody freezing! In Kent my sister is snowed in with several feet of the stuff.
A year ago last October when Parliament debated Global Warming, well debate is gracing 600 people saying Me Too, but as I was saying, it snowed for the first time in a zillion years!, And now this…..
For all you folks on the East of the US, wrap up warm, stay at home and get yourselves on the outside of UK’s finest export, a single malt.
Forthcoming movies:
‘The Santer Clause’ – Starring Big Ben as ‘the enforcer’
‘Some Hype it Hot’ – Starring Nancy Pelosi, plus drag queens Jim Hansen and Phil Jones
‘Thermageddon’ – Brad Pitt takes on Bruce Willis’ planet saving mantle.
‘It’s a wonderland life’ – Family guy Barrack Obama tries to save his collapsing national bank with carbon credits as the snow falls outside.
Caption:
“America, I promised that under my Administration the world would cool, and thanks to my brilliant leadership, we can see the results in front of us!”
“Laura (19:46:25) :
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ŁŲ§ ŲØŁŲ§ŲÆŁ Ų Ų§ŁŁŁ Ų ŁŲŖŁ ŁŁ ŁŲ°Ų§Ų”
Can someone translate this arabic question in english? It must be “cool” but I don’t understand it.
Just one of the millions of snowstorms this administration has created or saved…
“At least this isn’t happening in springtime, sir.
“Don’t tempt fate again, Al!”
It’s a comment from Gaia:
Hahahahahahahhaaa
I rule.
“I shouldn’t have tempted fate.”
haplo1101 (00:48:50) :
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. ā¦. Hell just froze over!
Actually, The road to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesmen
H/T Terry Pratchet in Good Omens
Mann Made Global Warming Still Under Warranty: I want my money back!
[snip] I forgot we converted Airforce 1 to solar power …
“I’m closing my eyes. When I open them that one-horse-open-sleigh better not be here.”
I liked Tallblokes caption;
āGet Pachauri on the hotline, we need some TATA energy NOW!ā
Especially now that Pachauris’s cover is blown. With reference to this article here;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6847227/Questions-over-business-deals-of-UN-climate-change-guru-Dr-Rajendra-Pachauri.html
I wonder what Pachauri’s gonna do when an animal dies by natural causes? I mean, instead of us, the terrible humans, eating them?
I have a suggestion ( Yes, its ironi ):
Let us start a new UN Agency which will enforce that all dead animal corpses are collected (by officers of this mentioned UN agency) and when they rot, we will collect all the dangerous greenhous gases in a bottle.
The very same UN agency will then administrate one big GREEN powerplant in each country injecting these dangerous gases down into the earth’s crust. End of problem.
The caption reads:
“Thank God we left that Global Warming nonsense in Copenhagen. Anyone for a snowball fight?”
“Looks like I’ve saved the world from catastrophic warming. Can I get another Nobel for this?”
Its all here:
ŁŲ§ ŲØŁŲ§ŲÆŁ Ų Ų§ŁŁŁ Ų ŁŲŖŁ ŁŁ ŁŲ°Ų§Ųā
Can someone translate this arabic question in english? It must be ācoolā but I donāt understand it.
Google Translate produces:
Oh my, God, [snip] is this? “
I cheated, I did my own photoshopping.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2695/4200523208_bbbf9d7205_o_d.jpg
Well, this is a mightly Incovenient Truth….
or, for those familiar with the movie It’s a Wonderful Life,
Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.
Yo Rahm! We still be ignorin’ the cold and the snow and the fallin’ line?
Earth to Obama: Who’s yo daddy now, bee-atch!
“What do you mean you left the window scraper in the hanger?!?!”
CAPTION :
Maybe the U.N. should schedule the Climate Change meeting next year in Mexico in July ?
“Hey! My teleprompter says to announce this as proof of global warming.”
artw (09:05:36) :
ādonāt worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be āadjustedā to be the warmest December 18th this century.ā
This one is my favorite…
“Peace in our times? No I think that one’s taken… ahhhh… A day that will live in infamy… No that’s one’s taken too… ahhh… Damn the thermometers full speed ahead… ahhh… How many people are out there waiting for me to say something?”
“Sir, it looks like you really sleigh-ed them this time.”
Captain: But Sir, this IS the French Riviera.
928 comments?
Is this the highest level in 300 million years, for comments on a WUWT thread?
” Damn. Why didn’t I follow my initial hunch to not support this AGW propaganda nonsense?” OR
” First Oslo, then Copenhagen, where next? Life is full of surprises..”
Who can’t say that Copenhagen was a success?!
On December 10 last, a small Obama statue unveiled at Taman Menteng, Central Jakarta. The statue named “Barry Dream Statue” that shows Obama wearing a little T-shirts and shorts were lifting his left hand the infestation small butterfly.
This statue of development initiated by an organization called Friends of Obama. The bottom of the statue reads “Little play with her mother in this Menteng area. He grew up and became President of the United States (U.S.) to 44 and Nobel Peace Prize. ”
Stance identified only reason for giving inspiration to the children and the teachers that education in Indonesia can print an extraordinary president. In 1967-1971, a small Obama once served on elementary school students in two schools, namely grade 3 in elementary school and moved to Assisi Besuki Menteng elementary school in the 4th grade now the SDN 01 Menteng.
Related establishment statue, a positive response came directly from President Barack Obama. Having heard the news, Obama had promised would look directly at the statue visited Jakarta in early 2010.
Establishment of “Barry Dream Statue” was not without resistance. Some small communities Jakarta, for example, consider the statue as an absurdity that made up. Mr Obama once lived childhood in Menteng.
Although today he made history as the U.S. President, Obama is an American citizen, not a nobody in the history of the Indonesian nation. Obama is considered not to have an important contribution to the Indonesian people.
In contrast to, for example, “Clinton Statue” which was established and inaugurated in Kosovo in November. Populous Muslim country in the rest of Eastern Europe were made by former President Bill Clinton as their hero.
After the break away from Yugoslavia in 1991, the prolonged war and genocide can not be circumvented in Kosovo.
Until the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia Clinton orders in 1999 until the surrender. Kosovo had just declared its independence in 2008.
The relevance of “Barry Dream Statue” many critics questioned whether the nation has been the lack of a more worthy and appropriate for making statues and placed in Menteng Park? If the purpose of establishment of the statue to give inspiration to the youth of the nation, why is not such figures as Ali Sadikin, M Husni Thamrin, Ismail Marzuki, or legends such as The Pitung Batavia or Batavia Benyamin Sueb figures?
Is harder, the critics claim that this nation is a sovereign nation, a country that has identity as an independent nation.
Statues Obama has no relevance to the history of Indonesia. The monument should be seen from the historical struggle of the Indonesian nation. Like the statue of General Sudirman or Prince Diponegoro who was recorded in the history of Indonesia.
For all the reasons why, according to his critics, should be a statue of Obama in Menteng Park must be dismantled and lowered for not complying with the color and Indonesianness face.
Then, how should treat a small statue of Obama standing already overdo it? Is it because of the criticism and the various reasons and should be dismantled and lowered it? Or refer to the penggagasnya reasons, the statue was still standing upright in Menteng Park until President Barack Obama was later seen directly, and let the kids be proud Menteng.
Without having to engage in two currents sentimentalistis interests, it’s good to see, explore, and understand the existence of the statues of the monument, which still exists whether or not exist anymore.
In essence, it is clear the existence of a statue of the monument not set in stone. Sometimes he made and the established thanks to a regime, which one day could be dismantled and lowered, or vice versa can also still exist because of fragrant name.
May still remember the scene on the monument overthrow Saddam Hussein statue in downtown Baghdad after the U.S. invasion succeeded in overthrowing the regime in 2003. So did overthrow the statue of Lenin in 1991 after the Soviet disbanded and turned into Russia. Unfortunately, there is no monument or a statue of Suharto in Jakarta, because if any, may also be cut down students in 1998.
The monument is poured, whether in the form of statues and paintings, depicting the existence of the ruler or the aromatic character name.
In his work titled Beauty and Islam: Aesthetics in Islamic Art and Architecture (1997), Majid Fakhry explained that the monument represents an existence.
Like the statues of many established in Europe or the paintings that decorate the old buildings in Europe, they wanted to show an existence.
Dikreasi monument that artists have lived in his time and trying to tell us who lives now that they never existed in his day.
The question, whether the statue of the character’s impressive because terkandungnya truth in it or vice versa? If not, the statue is certain to be torn down.
The statue as a symbol actually represents the truth, both versions of a regime of truth and the truth of people’s version. If the truth is accepted by both parties, either by the authorities and the people, a memorial statue would survive until whenever.
But on the other hand, if the truth versions only rulers and not for the people, wait for the date of the game.
At the time ruler and his regime is gone, monumennya statue will also be eliminated.
In the context of “Barry Dream Statue”, live how society Jakarta or Indonesia in general take the perspective. Would Obama or placed as a symbol of historical figures who have their own impression of most people of Indonesia, or vice versa Obama became a symbol of U.S. arrogance?
Problem is overthrown, or at least “Barry Statue Dream” is a matter of time. For maybe the pejorative tone that was criticized for a small statue of Obama only a small part of Indonesian society. While most of it supports the existence of these statues.
If any statue in Menteng Park will be dismantled again, let the time said. Does Obama on his way to prove the promises of change over time, or vice versa. If Obama broken, just Collapse image. If not, abadikanlah him as a world figure who had an impressive heart of Indonesian society.
“Inconvenient!”
Stefan (09:52:42) :
928 comments?
Is this the highest level in 300 million years, for comments on a WUWT thread?
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We better check Wikipedia.
“Daddy look, the snowflakes, they’re all alike.”
“Yes, the skeptics are cloning them, honey.
This is an Anthropogenic Snow Storm.”
Just adding one more unbelievable A.$.$. to the A.G.W. equation !
“As I reaches for the red pill Mr. Mann warned me “Remember, all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
Sir, Sir! Michael Mann just called!
That $100B you had Timothy give him, from the TARP slush-fund.. it paid off!
The double-secret research team found a missing sign in the “factor”.
Sir, you saved the planet for only $100B!
Waxman and Reid are drafting legislation to put another $T in the slush-fund, because you are soooo magnificent in your investment of Obama Money!
Mr. President, We’ll have back at the WH in minutes.
Your widdle bwankie and Teddy are waiting for you.
Too bad we left all the hot air in Co2penhagen…
Obama: “So I just stopped Global War… I mean Climate Change, so it won’t get any warmer. Now can anybody explain to me how that is supposed to be an improvement?!”
It should be left blank; for once Presesident Obama was speechless!
How about this original thought for my speech. ‘It’s not the beginning, it’s not the end, but it might be the end of the begining.’
Obama: “Oh great. Just what I needed. As if ClimateGate wasn’t more than enough for Anthony Watts to get all wee wee’d up!”
Ewww! What stinks? Close the door.
Sir, seems something is rotten in Washington too…
Mission Accomplished!
Oh Mann, oh Mann, oh Mann…………
“Welcome home sir, what mementos did you get?”
“Four calling cards, three french pens, two purple gloves;
and a part-rib dinner fare free.”
“Right. Who’s driving the kids to school in the morning?”
photon without a Higgs (10:08:42) :
> Stefan (09:52:42) :
>> 928 comments?
> Is this the highest level in 300 million years, for comments on a WUWT thread?
You haven’t been reading very closely. See http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/19/obama-returns-from-the-copenhagen-global-warming-conference/#comment-267319
“I said “War is Peace” in Oslo, “Oppress is Progress” in Copenhagen…hmmmm, what about this, Rahm?”
“Fire is Ice, Mister President?”
“Rahm?”
“Sir?”
“hold me”
R Shearer (19:18:58) :
If Anthony Watts gets a picture of this itāll be a thousand responses.
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My new favorite.
Dan (11:48:04) :
Too bad we left all the hot air in Co2penhagenā¦
Al Gore reference?
Brian,
Re: “ā$@#$&@#$$$&$(%$(@(*&$*%%$%$)&)%$)%)$&^!!!ā”
Thanks a lot, buddy. Now my regex parser wants to know if I’d rather play a game of chess.
I’m just curious how Senator Inhofe managed to make a snowball with such a pointy end on one side.
Pilot: Tower, we’ve got a big storm here.
Tower: Airforce One, please clarify. You’re on the ground.
Pilot: Ahhhh, roger that. That would be interior weather.
Tower: * ? *
Pilot: We’d like to requisition one straight jacket.
Tower: * ? *
Pilot: Please. No questions. Just mark it with “B” and hustle, will ya’ ?
silence……….
silence…………….
digital watches ticking………
Jeopardy music plays……………….
“ROAD TRIP! Get me Chavez on the phone.”
Oh, this is what they meant by Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome!
To hell with the CO2! Keep those damned heaters going!!
it’s falling harder than my popularity polls.
I haven’t read all 958 responses, so perhaps someone already thought of this:
“So who are you going to believe, Mr. President, my GCM, or your own lying eyes?”
What do you mean we can’t stop payment on the $100 billion?
Either get rid of the snow or the photographers!
Dr. Seuss (aka Brassmonkey) has it right at 12/20, 7:35:27 above.
how do you spin this?
Stephen Brown (14:28:28):
“Obamandias”
That’s good.
I told Al liquid CO2 was freezing cold!
Edit 14:26:10
Either get rid of the snow or get rid of the photographers!
“Sure, it was all just a snowjob, but the voters will buy it.”
“What was that Mantra?”
“Whether the climate is not… nope, that’s not right”
“Whether or not the climate is… Damn!
“Eurostar cancels trains a second day, service may be curbed until Christmas”:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aouoJDsHdsnU&pos=9
it looks colder than tigers bedroom out there.
“Even the American public won’t buy this.”
Snowstorm? What snowstorm? There is no snowstorm.
Well, ah, obviously…… having been trained as a lawyer, I can recognize climate injustice when I see it.
S’no time to be snowing
S’no time to be blowing
A wintry storm of discontent
And sceptic dissent.
Uh, ah, um……. where have all the unicorns gone ?
“Don’t worry. The snow will hide the carbon footprints.”
…snow? what snow?
Sir, I am sorry but you just can’t stay here forever, you have a country to run.
“Sir, all this snow is being drawn into Washington by a massive black hole that has appeared in the capitol building, from astronomical deficit spending. We have broken the space/time/debt continuum. It’s already sucked in a few congressmen, and it’s beginning to suck the entire country down into it. Soon there will be nothing left of us, it cannot be satisfied, what shall we do ? ”
” Let’s see, 4 calling cards, 3 french pens, 2 purple gloves, and a part-rib dinner fare free. Those ribs sure sound good, let’s go ! “
“Michelle, is that Inhofe I see out there with a stack of snow balls?”
[ Snip!]
That’s the caption ;-D
(Just helping push things along to 1,000)
Phil?
Hey man is that you?
Phil what’s wrong man, what’re you doing?
Phil, it’s me… Phil, you’ve changed!…
(So my Eddie Murphy voice isn’t so good… š
Oh good, you brought TOTUS. Whip ’em out…
Now run speech #163… from the top…
“I am so elated to be here today. I just want to give a shout out to my good friends from SEIU, without whom…. [wink at members of crowd]… we would not have been able to….”
I knew we shouldn’t of fired the janitor… now i gotta shovel it myself..
OK! this isn’t funny any more…
You can turn off the snow machine any time now!
WHAT! what do you mean its real?
Rahm… Call ahead make sure my office is at 80 Degree’s
oops i forgot:
āIf you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.ā
“Dammit Gibbs, I know what irony looks like!”
or
“Yes Mr. President, we’re certain we haven’t landed in Hell.”
or
“I’m from Chicago and I know ‘lake-effect’ when I see it and dammit that looks like ‘lake-effect’ to me!”
From one secret service agent to another (whispering):
You know its cold outside when Obama has his hands in his own pockets
Air Farce One: “We’ve arrived, Comander”
(999)
“This is it! I’m revoking Al Gore’s passport!”
Much posted here in jest has fundamental truth in it.
Laugh and cry in the same joke.
Vote for critical thinking.
Yeah, yeah. Snow is white.
I think the climate summit was at least successful…
Da! Vee are home komrads. A leedle setback in siz global government bidnez in Kopenhagen. No matter … I haff maybe 7 more years to bekome za king of za vorld. Onvard, damn za snow.
My third collection”
*āHey Michelle, I havenāt seen this much snow since my college days.ā
Anyone got warm clothes for the emperor?
āIām going outside, I may be a little while.ā
Either get rid of the snow or the photographers!
*āObamandiasā
Sāno time to be snowing
āMichelle, is that Inhofe I see out there with a stack of snow balls?ā
āIf you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.ā
Mine:
āI shouldnāt have tempted fate.ā
*āInconvenient!ā
So… crystallized dihydrogen monoxide is a form of carbon?
That’s the consensus Sir. The science on this is settled.
“Sir, remember that ice missing from the north pole. I think we found it!”
Flip the bubble so that it’s a voice coming out of the sky and it says:
“BZAP! Gotcha again!”
Why stop at one. I have gimp and need practice putting text on images. I’ve taken some of the best and will give it a go. I’ll take a while I’m still learning gimp. If they look good i’ll post a few on my blog and you can trawl then.
Has any one thought of making tea shirts. Some of the before and after charts would work well.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
sir, She can’t be reasoned with.
“Michelle ! I’m out of wooly socks”
“Honey, where did I put that new Active Denial System from the military ?
A few harmless microwaves will take care of this snow scene. Just a little more Active Denial in action and we’re home free ! “
“Screw the footprint and turn the heat on already!”
u.k.(us) (17:31:41) :
āIf you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.ā
[May be more true than many would like to admit!]
Gail Combs (16:57:38) :
“Sir, I am sorry but you just canāt stay here forever, you have a country to [ruin]”
Moi:
“Don’t tell me that big swirly thing in the Denmark sky beat me here too!”
“Are we there yet?” (either Andrews AFB or 1k captions?)
Mission Accomplished
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Is this going to be published in “Climategate: The Good Times Kept On Rolling”?
Thanks Anthony for the weekend of smirks, giggles, snorts and laughs!
And as he taxied out of sight, he shouted “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!… (psssst Michelle am I allowed to say that?)”
HAHAHAHA!
Congressional Quarterly is reporting that the “Copenhagen Accord” is thought to offer support for the Cap-and-Trade bill in the Senate S. 1733. I don’t buy it, but that’s where Obama is going with this. The next battle is to defeat S. 1733 in the Senate. Here is a link to the Inhofe’s Cap-and-Tax Opposition Resource Center http://bit.ly/4I5uNx
Onward!
I like this excellent article and the slogan:
When CO2 is outlawed, only outaws will exhale CO2
The Green Dictatorship:
http://ilovecarbondioxide.com/2009/12/green-dictatorship.html
” What time are we supposed to land ? “
“I voted Present!”
S.1733 Cap-and-Tax Energy Inflation bill text: http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-s1733/text
articles, blog, and can comment on the text of the bill line by line.
“Let this be a lesson for all humanity – it is not only the weak who must suffer, but those of authority must also share in the consequences of human made climate change and it is incumbent upon us to …”
“Damn, the snow in Copenhagen is a little early this year; the earth must be cooling. I know, lets blame human CO2 emissions so I can introduce a new tax.”
Simply:
“inconvenient truth”
we bluffed them at Copenhagen, we need a new trick at France’s round ,be ready guys
“I say unto you, yea verily, the catastrophe of global warming has been thwarted, for I am the anointed one. Believe in me, and be very afraid.”
Al Gore on the phone.
“Let me assure you Mr. President, this is hot snow.”
“Don’t look out of the window Mr President. DO NOT LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW, EVER. If you once look out of the window you’ll compromise world security. Do not look out of the window”.
“Pass my cape and shovel, I’m going out to address the masses.”
“Quickly sir, you’re guesting on the new ABC politics show ‘Party Trick’ with Heidi Klein”
Someone! Check with Mike if he knows a trick to hide the snow too!
Hmmm…at least there’s the national health care bill.
I KNEW we should have had this summit in Sydney!
I’ve read several hundred here… I think “Mission Accomplished” wins š
Comment #1026:
According to today’s NY Times, Washington got 16″ of snow, a record for that city.
Mr Watts sure knows how to increase his comment count.
Copenhagen a blinding success! Planet all ready cooling down!
DOH!!!
I’d vote for whoever first used the line “Inconvenient truth.” Simple and true.
“Damn! Now THAT is an inconvenient truth.”
“We are not amused”
Pilot to Obama: “wanted to show you what fudging 1 degree looks like so we programmed 1 degree error into our nav aids leaving Copenhangen and here we are: Saskatoon!!!”
It’s Officially a Word – Obaminable http://obaminable.urbanup.com/4449215
Adj. description of an abominable mistake, dishonest, disagreeable or unpleasantry increasingly common from B.H. Obama.
ex: Copenhagen’s Obaminable Failure
“President Obama arriving in Washington DC on his return from Copenhagen. Hurricane Zed pounded the Eastern seaboard with more than a foot of snow in just 15 minutes. Zed is the latest landfall for an Atlantic Hurricane ever, and President Obama reiterated the need for climate change legislation to be passed to avoid the catastrophe of year-round hurricanes, including the new and dangerous category of ‘Snowicanes’.”
This snow is obviously racist…
[click] “There’s no place like Oz.”
[click] “There’s no place like Oz!”
[click] “There’s no place like–aw, hell!”
“So far i’ve only heard Gorebull, now i’ve seen it”
So what? It always snows in D.C. and Alaska. Talk to me when it starts snowing in New Orleans…er…Houston…er…San Diego…er…French Riviera…
Never mind.
Arrrghh ! Svensmark was on the money!
See, didn’t I tell you we are in serious trouble? All that snow and not a single Polar bear
Let me be perfectly clear….at this defining moment in history…this is an unprecidented, uh, climate change we don’t need.
“This snowstorm is unprecedented in the history of the Universe! I believe this event shows not only the reality of climate change, but the urgency with which we must act NOW to stop the grave threat of global warming!! My administration has worked with Congress to develop a plan that will cost trillions of dollars per year and ELIMINATE the national debt by Xmas!!!”
(OK – maybe this one’s a little too plausible to be funny…)
This pig can’t be lipstick-ed.
#1. Obama: “hahaha….very funny! ..who painted snow on the outside of the aeroplane!”
#2. “Mr. President….for security reasons we have to blindfold you before leaving the aeroplane!!”
#3. AL Gore:…. “The relationship between warming and snow storms is very complicated, but as you can see, where there is AGW global warming…there is helacious blizzards!!!!”
“Oh I get it now. I’ve been ‘Punked’. Very funny Rohm.”
About the Christmas card list – take off Jones, Mann, Gore …
“See? Hope and change at work!”
Sir, I don’t think exiting the plane wearing Bermuda shorts is going to be a enough to satisfy the GW skeptics.
Well, shoot – I’d tried uploading a little animated gif of Obama to flickr, and here – suggesting that he be added to the caption photo, but he doesn’t appear animated on the flickr site…. and that’s how he’s funny, is when he’s animated. Not sure how to show him to folks in the animated version, or to send to Anthony to consider adding to the photo?? Suggestions?
The flickr non-animated version was/is at: Rational Debate (01:59:44) :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45729162@N07/?saved=1
He’s animated very much like Mann is animated in the “Hide the Decline” spoof video, pumping elbows up and down in a little dance… makes him pretty funny where the still version isn’t anything to bother with. Sorry about that, I didn’t realize before that he wasn’t animated on the flickr upload.
Anyhow, if anyone knows how/where I can upload the animated version, and have him still be animated, please post and let me know. Or if Anthony or moderators are interested, let me know where to send him. :0)
Oh, and re the animated Obama – the file size is quite small, 13kb.
caption: Watts up with that?
climate science is settled.
Yes sir, on the runway
Shutup and get the shovels out
Can some adviser here tell me what this means? Put it up on the teleprompter, make it easy for me.
Hey, this isnt a U2, and Im not Bono, and this is a Heat Island, so what rotten trick to use now?
When will we have a winner?
Going to have a vote on the top ten soon
– A
Going to have a vote on the top ten soon
– A?
Democratism! Hurrah! š
“Well, Mr. President, it looks like we just blew a seal.”
“This weather doesnāt support the AGW theory, must be politically motivated, and therefore has to be rejected”
“Why are they chanting YAD061, don’t they know this is Air Force One?”
Darn! This must be natures revenge on the climate alarmists