Comments on: New Element Discovered: Governmentium

By: Mike Cunningham

Mike Cunningham — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:40:10 +0000

This element was of course found while so-called scientists were looking at so-called science within C.E.R.N., which for the uninitiated is a fifteen-mile diameter tunnel somewhere near Basle or wherever in Europe; wherein they have discovered the only known example of a perfect vacuum. They know it’s a perfect vacuum because they’ve shovelled untold billions of dollars/euros/francs into this hole, and absolutely nothing has come out of it!

By: Tina

Tina — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:46:51 +0000

I’ve been away for a bit Anthony…this had me in stitches and I’m not that knowledgeable in the realm of science.

By: Kip Watson

Kip Watson — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:20:55 +0000

I appreciate your site very much, all the stuff about Global Warming is informed, accurate and insightful.

Of course, write what you want whenever you want, but please don’t turn into another Libertarian web site, there are 2 trillion of them already.

I’m a traditional conservative and I find Libertarianism a bit a little bit like Tweedledum to Socialism’s Tweedledee — just another revolutionary utopianism, and not at all the product of rationality and knowledge.

So as not to detract from your GW writing.

By: David Walton

David Walton — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:35:00 +0000

No, no, no. The intermediate vector bozo. It has a large bulbous nose with no spin. I miss-wrote earlier, this bozo is not a fermion but actually a fuzzyion. It is found only in Governmentium which makes it something of a singularity in the sub-atomic realm.

Do you mean the Higgs Boson? (with an “s” in the middle and an “n” at the end? I am not familiar with the Higgs Bozon, but I bet it is a funny particle and hypothetical to boot.

By: Anthony Watts

Anthony Watts — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:21:13 +0000

...the intermediate vector bozo You mean the Higgs Bozon ?

By: David Walton

David Walton — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:46:58 +0000

On a side note that may be of interest –

It has been recently observed that when morons decay into neutrons they emit the long sought after theoretical exchange particle — the intermediate vector bozo.

This elusive clown of the Fermi-ion circus is thought to be responsible for Govermentium’s time dialation of normally fast reactions and appears to be a key energy exchange element in moron promotion.